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It's the first swear of the season! Fuckin' A!

― donut christ (donut), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Thermals fan!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck your gramma with a big jiggly dildo!

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

There's a 30% chance of cunt.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

We might even get up to 3 or 4 inches of cunt by tomorrow morning.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know about you, but we're knee-deep in assholes around here.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Forecast is mostly shitty, with a 100% chance of fuck-all happening tonight, and throughout the weekend. Intermittent shitstorms of festering donkey balls & bitchass motherfucking wangjam are expected, so make sure to bring your umbrella when you go outside. Asshole.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw motherfucker kissing Santa Claus.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Tonight: Chance of Assmunch coming in from the Northeast.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

slight chance of freezing cocksucker, with possibility of shitchill factor in well below zero.

― Huk-L, Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

The forecast calls for felching cockfarmers, starting after midnight.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw mummy fucking Santa Claus

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

For some reason the phrase "I saw Mommy fisting Santa Claus" has been stuck in my brain.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

ho ho ho

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Today: Cunty with reams and sluts. High 42F. Blowjobs NNE at 25 to 35 mph. Chance of climax 70%. 1 to 3 inches of wet spunk expected.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

putain!

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

35 mph blowjobs? Very hazardous conditions indeed.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

And keep an eye out for golden showers.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

well, shit howdy. Have to put balls on my tires, now.

― donut christ (donut), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

hey, if this thread isn't a waste of space I don't know what is!

fuck ya'll!

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

chill, man. have some weed. Listen to some Hawkwind.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

COCKwind, more like. OH!

― chrisco (chrisco), Thursday, 25 November 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Viking Shite Utsire South Utsire
South Or Southwest Wanking West 4 Or 5, Occasionally 6 Later. Tit At Times. Moderate Or Arse

Forties Cromarty Forth Tyne
South Or Southwest Cocking Northwest, 4 Or 5 Occasionally 6. Nob At Times. Shit Or Good

Dogging
Southwest Pants Northwest 4 Or 5, Occasionally 6 Later. Fuck At Times. Moderate Or Bastard

Fisher German Bight
Southwest 4 Or 5, Veering Dick 6 In West Later. Fisting At Times. Spunk Or Buttmunch

― beanz (beanz), Thursday, 25 November 2004 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

eight years pass...

There was a definite "oh fuck" on "Splash" on ITV just now, Charlotte Jackson.

It was on the non-live inert, funnily/ironically enough

― Mark G, Saturday, 12 January 2013 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

Our gratification at this news is exceeding all expectation.

― Aimless, Monday, 14 January 2013 06:18 (thirteen years ago)


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