The thread for the _Return of the King_ extended DVD

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Because I said so (the earlier thread is here). Also, because if you go to the official film site there's a six-minute preview for it up. A slew of scenes and dialogue have been reedited in from the book = ME MOST HAPPY.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned,

I've been meaning to ask: Is there a 4DVD set with no goofy GWP? I'm looking for like a $25 deal. Should I just sell the first 2 and get the new 3x set?

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

GWP? Goofy Weird Packaging?

You can indeed just buy the basic four-disc set straight up without the box and the figurine and the symphony DVD stuff, etc. $25? Try http://www.dvdpricesearch.com

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 02:53 (twenty-one years ago)

How much new stuff is in the extended one, do you know? I-in minutes?

M1chael Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ann0yman (Ferg), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

They're saying around 50 minutes. Which is why you should watch the trailer. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes. Very cool.

I'm also really anticipating Jackson's King Kong after watching some behind-the-scenes stuff on it recently. i think it'll be amazing.

Jay Vee (Manon_70), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, anyone interested in tracking the filming of that should go to the site that the theonering.net folks set up:

http://www.kongisking.net/index.shtml

Tons of behind the scenes stuff is being hosted there, it's really quite cool! I've only dipped in a few times -- after all the obsessive tracking of the LOTR films, I want King Kong to pretty much be a surprise.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

(And related to that, a big ol' new Newsweek article here -- he's lost a lot of weight! Combo of cutting out the carbs and sugar while exercising more, apparently; also looks like he did eye surgery and thus hasn't been wearing the glasses.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

NR:

GWP = Gift With Purchase (like the argonath bookends or the gollum figurine). i ask because amazon didn't have it on their site last time i looked.

now looking at the link you provided there's some good deals... overstock.com looks like $24.39 with shipping which is about the same bestbuy will have it for.

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm excited for that lovely shiny blue box.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 05:12 (twenty-one years ago)

gygax, you should go to Best Buy on the 14th! I'm sure it'll be under $25 there.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)

oki doki! doki doki toki doki! artichoki!

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 06:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Peter Jackson should call his redux of King Kong Return of the Kong.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...
Anyway. Great, of course, a couple of Gimli scenes aside (yeah, funny enough but they get to be a bit much).

Bruce Spence as Mouth of Sauron = SUBLIMELY CREEPY.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

The fact that he looked like a human equivalent to H. R. Giger's Alien didn't hurt, of course.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

he had nice chompers. i don't know how impressed with this one as is, i'm gonna sift throught the commentaries and watch it again but it still felt like way too much editing.

doesn't it seem like with each subsequent movie there was more and more of a rush job of editing and story-stuffing/less attention to detail? i guess you could say the same of the books...

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 06:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm reminded once again of seeing Elijah Wood outside a divey bar in Hollywood, and when he asked the doorman what it was like inside, my drunk friend said to him, "Dark and smoky, like the fires of Mordor".

I'm getting this for Christmas!

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 06:07 (twenty-one years ago)

doesn't it seem like with each subsequent movie there was more and more of a rush job of editing and story-stuffing/less attention to detail? i guess you could say the same of the books...

Thing about the books is that Tolkien did more or less rush the ending there as well, in ways -- keep in mind that as the story was published in its tripartite way, Fellowship actually had the most text of all and Return the least, if you discount the appendices. The films reverse this, actually, in that Return is the longest in its final form, though at the same time it incorporates the ending of Two Towers as a core part of the structure.

Whatever rushing was done (and it was done, no question) was also dictated by the locked in schedule of release year-by-year. Perhaps in retrospect they would have spaced it out more, who knows? But the long version here does include much more of the quieter details and reflective moments that do show Tolkien able to capture that atmosphere, and which Jackson teased out as he chose -- I'm thinking of the part in the new cut where Sam sees a star through the clouds of Mordor, taken straight from the book but relocated elsewhere in Mordor. Even more time and understatement would have suited that sequence all the more, but as it stands a truncated take is better than none at all.

he had nice chompers.

The commentaries (heard all but the actors one) indicate that the trick was that the mouth was resized up by about 15% to give it and the character a more unsettling appearance -- they also note that the character is in fact lipless.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 06:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i was a bit unsure about the Mouth Of Sauron's Jamaican accent

Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

The Mouth (I saw this bit in-store) also has a bizarrely inconsistent special effect, where in close up there's a cut just below his lip, and in medium-shot, it's split all the way open (ie the two halves of his lip are 3 inches apart) in a really hidous effect. And then back to close-up, where's it's healed again.

So, this makes Bruce Spence the only actor to appear in the Lord of The Rings, the Star Wars films, and the Matrices. Fair enough.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 11:30 (twenty-one years ago)

too bad the Warchowskis couldn't get Lee in as The Architect (not really).

Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 11:50 (twenty-one years ago)

(haha it is for the best that my previous post to this thread is gone forever)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Best new scene added in, even though it was shorter than shit: the confrontation between Gandalf/Pippin and the Witch King. Holy shit that is some cool sound design. FWUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHpung!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Also: the cast commentary is pretty funny, especially some of the bits Andy Serkis does AS Gollum/Smeagol.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost, what was up with Gandalf's staff? He has it later right?

Apart from that - more of a wonderful thing. Love it.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)


Fellowship >>> T2T >>>>>>>>>>>>> ROTK

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Well you're a freak. But I love you. (Fellowship does function as a film on its own the best, though, for fairly obvious reasons admittedly.)

what was up with Gandalf's staff? He has it later right?

I'm going to double check that at some point, but he uses a spear taken from a Gondor soldier to whack Denethor from the pyre -- can't recall if he has a staff at the Black Gate. Keep in mind the film has established that he can regain/remake a staff as needed, apparently (lost his old staff to Saruman in Fellowship, has a new one later, film commentary indicates that this was intentional but left unexplained). I suppose theoretically Saruman could have remade his but he had other things to worry about.

(Side note on Saruman's death scene, which is nice to finally see -- in either the Jackson/Walsh/Boyens commentary or the design team one, a story comes out about how Jackson and Lee were doing that scene and this conversation came out [background: Lee is not only a WWII vet but did some high level security work on the ground in Europe he still can't talk about due to the Official Secrets Act]:

JACKSON: "When you get stabbed, I'd like you to act it out this way...*explains whatever it is, apparently it's somewhat showy*"

LEE: "Peter, do you know what someone sounds like when they get stabbed?"

JACKSON: "Well, no."

LEE: "I do. Let me act it out that way.")

Also: the cast commentary is pretty funny, especially some of the bits Andy Serkis does AS Gollum/Smeagol.

I'm looking forward to that -- I've gone through all the other commentaries already, yay me. (One of the funniest moments is when the main sound editor breaks out in an amusing rant about how Elrond's character just complains all the time! Meanwhile, editors Jamie Selkirk and Annie Collins have some sharp if implied words for Hollywood unions at one point, which I found intriguing...)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Mmmm, thanks, Mr R.

Mooro (Mooro), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Now I have to watch this on Netflix just to find out what wizard stabbing is really like, thanks Ned

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 29 December 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Thank you, Raymond.

LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I said this during the lost fortnight, but when the Mouth Of Sauron says 'My master Sauron bids thee welcome' then does a massive shit-eating grin it's mad funny. He should have pointed at Aragorn with both hands at that point.

It was pretty cool when Eomer saw Eowyn on the ground and went 'NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!' as well.

Ferg, Ah (Ferg), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I said this during the lost fortnight, but when the Mouth Of Sauron says 'My master Sauron bids thee welcome' then does a massive shit-eating grin it's mad funny. He should have pointed at Aragorn with both hands at that point.

Hahaha, I like that idea. I always saw it as a distended skull grin myself, so I never think of it as funny. Figures. ;-)

Now I have to watch this on Netflix just to find out what wizard stabbing is really like, thanks Ned

It's subtle, I'd say.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Saruman RIP

Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Please tell me Christopher Lee didn't just die.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

There may come a day when we abandon the use of RIP to general discussion BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY. *is led away by nice men in white coats*

And no, he didn't just die. He sorta died three times (in the space of fifteen seconds).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, I was really worried for a second. I haven't seen extended ed. yet.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder if Lee was upset by Sean Bean's woefully inaccurate depiction of what it's like to be hit in the chest with three arrows.

Ferg, Ah (Ferg), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

The one part of extended footage that actually I'd be happy without -- even if it does set up the cameo of Peter Jackson, which wasn't in the theatrical cut -- is the continuing sequence in the Paths of the Dead. The sudden cut away from Aragorn's "What say you?" in the theatrical version, followed up only when the black ships arrive at the Minas Tirith battle, is much more effective and dramatic than what the extended cut provides. Oh well.

I wonder if Lee was upset by Sean Bean's woefully inaccurate depiction of what it's like to be hit in the chest with three arrows.

We could shoot Bean for real and find out the difference.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Is he a dick or something? Or just in the name of science? I like to think he'd have a good go at having a fifteen minute slow motion last stand.

Ferg, Ah (Ferg), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, he died as Dracula tons of times, and he's also over eighty. If he wanted to play it low key, let him.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean Bean! Lee can die Shatner-style for all I care.

Ferg, Ah (Ferg), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, Sean Bean has died in about every movie he's ever been in. (I think this has been covered on ILX before) We should test the accuracy of the various methods of dying. How about Patriot Games-is that an accurate description of how it feels to be impaled by a boat anchor?

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean Bean! Lee can die Shatner-style for all I care.

And thus we are agreed. (I have no idea if Bean is a dick or not, but as Jocelyn notes he's certainly died enough times. I think the only film he might have lived all the way through was Caravaggio and I'm not even sure about that!)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

TS Sean Bean vs Jared Leto

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh good lord. (Did you see Alexander and were you properly drunk beforehand?)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I have not seen "Alexander" yet and it looks like I now won't get the chance as it's likely to be pulled from theatres this week.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

No, he gets killed in Caravaggio (stabbed?).

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I betcha Sean Bean never caught an axe to the face.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I have not seen "Alexander" yet and it looks like I now won't get the chance as it's likely to be pulled from theatres this week.

Good lord, that lasted about four weeks more than it should have. Rent it as cheaply as possible, and be bibulous beforehand.

No, he gets killed in Caravaggio (stabbed?)

Does anyone NOT get stabbed in that movie? (It's been a while since I saw it, I admit.)

I betcha Sean Bean never caught an axe to the face.

Well, Gimli could have misfired, but there ya go.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

He made it through Ronin but that's only because he was exposed as a fraud crook or something.

That Mouth of Sauron scene is really all about the editing and quick cuts and the way the guy keeps looking around all creepy-like and grinning.

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Did he die in When Saturday Comes? That would've been fucking awesome.

Ferg, Ah (Ferg), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/m/a/marsicri/boromir.jpg

Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

The Martyrdom of St. Sebastian Bilbo Bracegirdle

Anyway, Jared Leto in Alexander:

HEPHAISTION: "I wear eyeliner and long hair to prove my love for you, o Feria-blonde king of Macedonia."

ALEXANDER: "Stay with me tonight, and bring the grease."

(some years later)

ALEXANDER: "...and we're going to see the sights! We'll go to Arabia, and Africa, and Disneyworld! Our kids will play together, even if they're not really our kids together because I guess that's why we have wives and concubines and all that, but it'll be just great and..."

HEPHAISTION: *vaguely gurgles and dies*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

You should write a book about Alexander, Ned.

Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, Gimli could have misfired, but there ya go.

When I said "axe", I did not mean "dwarf penis".

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"I betcha Sean Bean never caught an axe to the face."
It's been a long time since you saw Black Beauty, isn't it Dan?

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Alexander's no Showgirls, though. Neither is it Roadhouse, even though Patrick Swayze's character could have kicked Colin Farrell's ass.

"We march on! To India!"

*Alexander gets taken out*

"Hurts, don't it?"

When I said "axe", I did not mean "dwarf penis".

A lamentable condition.

It's been a long time since you saw Black Beauty, isn't it Dan?

Little Women, starring Claire Danes as Jason Voorhees.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

The bit where Sarumon falls a million stories onto a SPIKE is ridiculous. Other than that, I'm a happy camper.

Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Denethor running a long way while on fire and flinging himself off the top of Minas Tirith wins the 'ridiculous death' award.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I half expected the extended edition to have him leap from the edge and like FLY OVER THE BATTLEFIELD, RUING THINGS THAT ONE WOULD RUE.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I laugh and laugh every time I get to that scene in the film.

Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Self-immolation is what's really going on todaaay.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

It'd be the one thing I'd change about the film if I could. (Denethor's death in the book is a lot more defiant and bitter, and he doesn't move an inch once he's on the pyre.)

Nickalicious's vision is most compelling, mind you.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Denethor is such a cartoon Scooby Doo villain in the film version of ROTK, that's one of the only problems I have with it.

Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I half expected the extended edition to have him leap from the edge and like FLY OVER THE BATTLEFIELD, RUING THINGS THAT ONE WOULD RUE.

http://images.usatoday.com/inside/photos/2003/10/21-21-rue-fxdphoto-0.jpg

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Rue would have made an awesome Denethor. But Bea Arthur would have been even better!

Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.houseofdiabolique.com/hall/bea/bea.htm

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Bea as Faramir and Estelle as Denethor, I think. (Betty as, I dunno, Pippin or something.)

The extended Two Towers and ROTK help flesh him out more, at least, and there are parts where John Noble I think nails the icy dignity of his character to a T -- most notably the eating/Faramir charge/Pippin's song sequence, unsurprisingly. But the decision to externalize what was mostly an inward collapse, while arguable from a cinematic point of view, meant it was always going to fall short a bit (thus the beacon sequence is interesting because in the book Denethor had already sent for Rohan for aid via beacons and riders both long before Gandalf and Pippin arrive).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Bea Arthur = Treebeard

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Rip Taylor as Saruman?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"OH SISTER DON'T STOP ME I'M BURNING YOUR FOREST NOW RIGHT NOW LAUGH IT'S FUNNY!!!!"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Noble is really good, I liked the bit where he was saying he'd keep the ring in a safe place and only use it in emergencies and his face was twitching insanely the whole time.

Ferg, Ah (Ferg), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

agreed that Denethor's character seems less reasonable & respectable, and to an extent sympathetic, in the film version, but i don't think the extended edition helps much there.

Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...
http://big-big-truck.com/sa/catapult.gif

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Saruman falling on a spike is ridiculous, but his body being wheeled underwater is sublime.

Snappy (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)


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