Owen Wilson: YES

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Name a role he's played that he wasn't great in.
Just one.
Go.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 November 2004 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

nope, you win.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

are you drunk? this is a little like starting an argument with a homeless dude.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I started this thread because of the Colin Farrell one. Like, here's a guy who sucks teh goatse, and he had to have ridiculous hair dye to play Stone's version of Alexander, and yet he was still top of the list to play the next James Bond - WHERE'S THE FUCKING LOVE FOR OWEN WILSON? THE MAN IS BRILLIANT. FUCKING BRILLIANT. WHO THE HELL IS COLIN FARRELL ANYWAY? LET'S TALK ABOUT WINNERS NOT LOSERS PEOPLE.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 November 2004 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

The Minus Man. I WIN THANSKGOODNIGHT

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't care for him but he is OK in movies.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

dude, clive owen should totally be the next bond

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

He sucked in the Big Bounce.

― Remy Snush (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 04:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I haven't seen "The Big Bounce," "Permanent Midnight," or "The Minus Man" yet. All in the queue.

He did save "Shanghai Knights" almost singlehandedly.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 November 2004 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I am with mookieproof on the Bond issue.
Or Hugh Jackman if that's permissible but I think he already said no.

Regardless, WILSON/BLOOMPS 08.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 November 2004 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Clive Owen as Bond would be awesome.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

HUGE ACKMAN.

― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Can you be Bond and Van Helsing at the same time?

Is Owen Wilson too good to become a franchise lead?

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 November 2004 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Alternately, perhaps too smart.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Plus, he's got that ping pong ball on the end of his nose.

― I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought this thread would be about his hotness. i dont like him as an actor.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 04:53 (twenty-one years ago)

This can be about that too, the apparent "hotness" of owen wilson/toby maguire always makes me feel stoked about my own personal appearance.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 November 2004 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)

luke wilson in 'royal tennenbaums' >> owen wilson in 'royal tennenbaums'

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 05:09 (twenty-one years ago)

He was good in Permanent Midnight, basically playing himself on drugs.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 05:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Owen Wilson: YES my nose looks like a penis.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

He's...mildly entertaining.

Go and finish Make A Star 7.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

he dies in the life aquatic

― O NO I DIDNT (James Blount), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Blount, you BASTARD

― adam... (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 05:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyway, back to Owen Wilson...he's no Elliot Gould.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 05:45 (twenty-one years ago)

elliot gould lives in oceans twelve

― O NO I DIDNT (James Blount), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

the minus man is great!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 05:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i can't remember if he kills janeane garofalo in the minus man or not

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

If he does, I'm going to buy it tomorrow.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 06:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw him at AA and boy was he sweet then.

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 06:17 (twenty-one years ago)

how much of that is serious?

― Remy Snush (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 06:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw him at AA. He probably was not sweet then either.

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 06:20 (twenty-one years ago)

He wasn't great in The Haunting. He was great in everything else I've seen, though, including The Minus Man.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 08:35 (twenty-one years ago)

what a weird movie The Minus Man was. I don't know whether i'll be able to go back to it now that Wilson's become such an enjoyable personality in my mind.

― lemin (lemin), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 08:38 (twenty-one years ago)

The funny thing about The Haunting is that if I had to remake the original (which is one of my favorite films ever), I would have gone with that cast. Just not that script. Or that director. Or that CGI. Or anything else really. I'd like to think if the film was any good they all would have given worthwhile performances.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 08:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't remember him at all in Armageddon.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 08:50 (twenty-one years ago)

oh shit, yeah! forgot he was in that!

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 08:56 (twenty-one years ago)

well he did write Rushmore and improvise most of Hansel in Zoolander.

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 08:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, lovely lovely Owen Wilson.

The Big Bounce is among the worst films ever made though.

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 09:09 (twenty-one years ago)

the wilson bros are, along with ben stiller, a rare guarantee of comedic genius in a movie (the execrable starsky and hutch notwithstanding)...

― stevie (stevie), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"Starsky and Hutch" wasn't bad at all.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 November 2004 11:01 (twenty-one years ago)

it was much better than i expected it to be.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 11:08 (twenty-one years ago)

really? i laughed once. snoop was the cause. very disappointed...

― stevie (stevie), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 11:09 (twenty-one years ago)

anyone else think that will ferrell should limit himself only to films with at least two out of the three above mentioned?

starsky and hutch was lovely, simply lovely.

― d.arraghmac, Tuesday, 30 November 2004 11:10 (twenty-one years ago)

The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket. "Vámonos, amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 11:11 (twenty-one years ago)

"i think it's coke, holly thinks it's coke, staci thinks it's coke..."

that line KILLED me.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 11:12 (twenty-one years ago)

that line from tenenbaums encapsulates everything great about owen wilson. and the bit where he crashes the car.

― d.arraghmac, Tuesday, 30 November 2004 11:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I start giggling the minute he appears in a scene. Like a contact high -- or more likely a flashback.

― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 11:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I wanted to put Roy O'Bannon's nutsack in its true place (under his nose). The surgery wouldn't be gentle.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i loved starsky and hutch

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

It turned out to be much funnier than I thought it would be.

― Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

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ne 1 remember this dude?

he was teh lols, as we used to say.

― free the charmless but occasionally brilliant Dom Passantino (history mayne), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 10:16 (sixteen years ago)

in the early 80's me and my friends had an owen wilson clubhouse on saturday mornings, then we moved on to neve campbell time in the afternoons. great times.

― Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 10:21 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://riskybusiness.blogs.thr.com/2010/02/18/owen-wilson-woody-allen-carla-bruni-sarkozy/

― caek, Friday, 19 February 2010 10:24 (fifteen years ago)

owen wilson: NO

― sharter the unstoppable ilx machine (history mayne), Friday, 19 February 2010 10:32 (fifteen years ago)

Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, France’s first lady, mentioned that Allen had seduced her

― mh, Friday, 19 February 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

owen wilson as the voice of marmaduke!

― mizzell, Friday, 19 February 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)

ten months pass...

rip?

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:28 (fifteen years ago)

http://owen.wilson.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/actor_skiing.php

― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)

http://grab.by/87fk

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)

L'attore americano Owen Wilson è morto oggi durante un incidente mentre faceva snowboard sulle nevi svizzere, a Zermatt dove era in vacanza con la famiglia e gli amici. La notizia è stata anticipata dal sito LiveLeak. Owen, 42 anni, texano, ha recitato in film di grande successo, spesso in coppia con il suo amico Ben Stiller. Tra i film più noti in cui ha recitato si ricordano Una notte al Museo 1 e 2, i Tenenbaum, Starsky e Hutch, Vi presento i miei, Io e Marley...

I testimoni hanno raccontato che Wilson ha perso il controlllo del suo sonwboard ed ha battuto a forte velocità contro un albero. È stato soccorso con un elicottero e trasportato in breve tempo presso l'ospedale locale dove i medici non hanno potuto far altro che constatarne il decesso, che sarebbe avvenuto subito dopo l'impatto. L'attore indossava un casco di protezione.

― buzza, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)

http://adam.sandler.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/actor_skiing.php

― caek, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:33 (fifteen years ago)

the rule of three says that seth rogen will also die in a snowboarding accident today, right?

― tylerw, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:33 (fifteen years ago)

no sandler too WHYY

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:34 (fifteen years ago)

http://topher.grace.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/actor_skiing.php

my god, were they all together?

― goole, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:34 (fifteen years ago)

this is so horrible

― goole, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:34 (fifteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owen_Wilson

― Hyrule's (Lamp), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)

http://grab.by/87fO

rip

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)

italian press never lies

― buzza, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)

I saw that Focker crap last week (shut up my parents wanted to) and it just further confirmed my belief that not only is this guy not hot, he's downright unattractive. His nose is fucked up and his mouth looks like an anus. WKIW tho.

― ENBB, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)

Charlie Sheen too?

― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/#sclient=psy&hl=en&q=%22++is+reported+to+have+died+shortly+after+a+snowboard+accident+earlier+today%22+-%22owen%22+-%22adam%22+-%22charlie%22&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=&pbx=1&fp=83f87efc6f926f13

― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)

anus mouth. Poor Dignan

― but it could have happened when i was playing tesla (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)

in the print ads for the fockers movie and that other movie he is in right now, it looks like he is wearing the same shirt.

― tylerw, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)

That snowboard was the superstar comedian Titanic!

― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

man snowboarding is so dangerous, plz celebrities stop snowboarding, we need you too much

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

Did someone just decide that today was "International Report a Celebrity Died From Winter Sport Accidents Day" or something?

― one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

Sounds like a hoax...

― schwantz, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

i can tell by the pixels

― caek, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

lol being a celebrity is so shitty these days, paparazzi hiding in yr back yard, people saying youre dead on twitter

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)

and snowboards set up to kill you

― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:42 (fifteen years ago)

I only ask because I just saw three "reports" on FB about this being Adam Sandler and one about it being Jack Black.

― one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:42 (fifteen years ago)

if only it were jack black. Jack Black dies in freak scatting accident.

― but it could have happened when i was playing tesla (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)

taylor swift shot dead training for winter pentathlon in st. moritz

― Hyrule's (Lamp), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)

sonny bono is still alive fuiud

― buzza, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

Matt Damon dies after choking on apple

― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

NOOOOOO

― Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:45 (fifteen years ago)

http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/911/911527/shaun-white-snowboarding-20080918024458198_640w.jpg
RIP you golden gods, snowboardin in heaven right now

― tylerw, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:45 (fifteen years ago)

Jay Leno's chin dies in freak snowboarding accident.

― but it could have happened when i was playing tesla (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:45 (fifteen years ago)

oh no

http://tinyurl.com/25ukqo4

― goole, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)

can't it please be all 3 Kardashians?

― Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:47 (fifteen years ago)

guys! http://george.washington.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/actor_skiing.php

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

our republic is doomed.

― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:51 (fifteen years ago)

http://tinyurl.com/39xoxxb

― but it could have happened when i was playing tesla (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:51 (fifteen years ago)

i always really loved the work of Shitface Killertwat, ever since i was a kid. seems he went down too. god, what a world.

― goole, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)

four years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFpK71yBv1s

*Dies laughing*

― 龜, Saturday, 28 March 2015 19:40 (ten years ago)

haha, part of the venerable "foreign countries are scary" genre.

― ryan, Saturday, 28 March 2015 19:57 (ten years ago)

http://33.media.tumblr.com/0a82c2fc0d51368eb6ad13a22e63defc/tumblr_nm0h3acu7l1rgh197o1_400.gif

― slam dunk, Monday, 30 March 2015 06:15 (ten years ago)

oh my god

― nose, Monday, 30 March 2015 16:55 (ten years ago)

i wish it was a remake this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7IZDKk89M0

still starring owen wilson, of course

― da croupier, Monday, 30 March 2015 18:17 (ten years ago)

three months pass...

https://vine.co/v/ehWU0ZnQpqd

jesus

― 龜, Monday, 6 July 2015 11:33 (ten years ago)

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