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Don Knotts: the loveable loser

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I love Mr. Knotts, as Mr. Limpet, Mr. Fife, and the man in SALLY the Field-Goal Kicking Mule, his time is expired, he is irredeemable, the man of the bulgy eye is forever the tops.

― 1 1 2 3 5, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oddly enough ms fibonacci i nearly mentioned him earlier today: as in taking sides, Don Knotts vs Michael Caine (someone dissed Herbie at the expense of The Italian Job). But I forgot. Arto Lindsay = James Brown in Don Knotts' body as all kno, so classic (jeeps he must be tired of hearing that).

― mark s, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I wonder who Don Knotts in James Brown's body is?

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

flava flav.

― jess, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Magnificently endowed. Oh no wait, that's Wally Cox. Sorry.

― Arthur, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Like, thanks so much for making me laugh so unexpectedly jess! I now have diet coke *all over* my laptop. ;P

― Kim, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Don Knots is special even when he was With Andy Griffith. He was a joy! :) Gale

― Gale Deslongchamps, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A re- assessment of Knotts' body of work.

― Kerry, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yet Don Knotts was the (post-Ropers) landlord in "Three's Company." Barney Fife as a randy old goat. What was up with that?

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Yet Don Knotts was the (post-Ropers) landlord in "Three's Company." "

Let me get this straight:

The Ropers = George & Mildred? Three's Company = Robin's Nest? ?? = Man About The House?

I'm sure I could Google this nonsense up, but I prefer the flavour of answers in here.

Mark S: Arto L's version of "Erotic City" now rendered even funnier. Cheers.

― Michael Jones, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Three's Company = Man About the House, I believe.

― rosemary, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two years pass...
I am trying to find the Mr. Limpet Movie for my grandchildren help.

― Deborah Jones, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

My grandparents went to high school with him!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 04:39 (twenty-two years ago)

What'd they say about him?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

not much, he was funny and awkward in hs. suprise!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

what the fuck is "funny" about the Arto "Erotic City," anyway?

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

god DAMN I love don knotts.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...
RIP

― Dan (Fare Thee Well, Mr. Furley) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 27 February 2006 13:56 (twenty years ago)

Don Knotts R.I.P.

(Not that this thread shouldn't be revived either.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 27 February 2006 13:58 (twenty years ago)

That was my old user name five years ago! I wanted to chime in on the other thread but I am just too bummed. RIP you awesome man.

― Abbott (Abbott), Monday, 27 February 2006 18:38 (twenty years ago)

Wait, what was your old user name? 1 1 2 3 5? I thought you were new!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 27 February 2006 18:40 (twenty years ago)

I've been reading this board since it started, and I just quit being a big shyface recently. I posted under 11235 for a while, and then Fivvy after that.

― Abbott (Abbott), Monday, 27 February 2006 18:46 (twenty years ago)

Well what d'yer know! Hey, you still up in Idaho?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 27 February 2006 18:47 (twenty years ago)

haha wow you used to be 1 of my favorites back in the day - i thought youd jetted for good years ago!

― ,,,,,,,,,,,,, Monday, 27 February 2006 18:48 (twenty years ago)

Wow, I am flattered!
I've lived in Idaho for almost all my life and it's not stopping anytime soon. I am your source on all things Idaho.

― Abbott (Abbott), Monday, 27 February 2006 18:51 (twenty years ago)

yeah i never forgot the post abt how beck was the weirdest shit youd ever heard back in jr high or whatever cuz it was the same for me

― ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Monday, 27 February 2006 18:52 (twenty years ago)

haha sorry if that sounds like i was tryna blackmail/clown you on some ilm music nerd trip but like i said, same here - even rappers werent gettin mantronix & grand wizard theordore breaks on the radio then

― ,,,,,,,,,,,,, Monday, 27 February 2006 18:55 (twenty years ago)

Echoing Ethan, yer a good and smart soul. Glad to see you've been with us here still! :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 27 February 2006 18:56 (twenty years ago)

also the classic squid vs octopus taking sides where mark's argument for the former was that a squid posts to ilx

― ,,,,,,,,,, Monday, 27 February 2006 18:56 (twenty years ago)

we just need josh, greg scarth & F*** S******* back and itd be like old times!!!

― ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Monday, 27 February 2006 18:57 (twenty years ago)

oh god somebody kill me

― ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Monday, 27 February 2006 18:57 (twenty years ago)

You oldster you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 27 February 2006 19:01 (twenty years ago)

oh snap greg scarth

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 27 February 2006 19:22 (twenty years ago)

Greg was a good feller. Hope university worked out well for him.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 27 February 2006 19:23 (twenty years ago)

And because it deserves to be heard here too: http://s13.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1J4AHCUN1OZUI38F9IEJJSOWK8

"I Wish I Were A Fish," from the Incredible Mr. Limpet.

― Guymauve (Guymauve), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 06:45 (twenty years ago)


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