Remember, the magic of Christmas Lies In Your Heart".

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that's what the official Polar Express Santa doll sez when you squeeze it. What an idiot. It's like he is rubbing it in that your parents took you to see The Polar Express.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 02:39 (twenty years ago)

"The magic of Christmas lies."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 02:54 (twenty years ago)

"The magic of Christmas: lies in your heart."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 02:54 (twenty years ago)

i was too drunk to get my thread title right. i drank a lot of knob creek whiskey tonight cuz i quit smoking and it makes me want to die. i watched the gilmore girls and the amazing race.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 02:59 (twenty years ago)

tom hanks, robin williams, bruce willis, kevin costner, billy crystal, brad pitt. they allllllllllllllllllll have to go. they are too embarrassing!

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 03:01 (twenty years ago)

Or they could make the ultimate horrible movie together. Choose wisely.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 03:08 (twenty years ago)

Brad Pitt seriously doesn't deserve to be in that list, even if you think he is an aborration on humanity. I mean Kevin Costner???

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 03:12 (twenty years ago)

Kevin Costner in Troy

*mumblegrumble"hector..."mumble*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 03:13 (twenty years ago)

tom hanks could play santa. robin williams could play heat miser. bruce willis could play the abominable snowman. kevin costner could play the meisterburger. billy crystal could play one of the stupid elves. brad pitt could play a spitoon filled with cum. yes, yes, it's all very easy to cast, but what isn't? really? when we get right down to it. they all must die. whatever happened to brendan sexton the third?

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 03:14 (twenty years ago)

Bless you, Scott. You are a casting director for the ages.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 03:16 (twenty years ago)

i'm drunk. did i mention that?

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 03:20 (twenty years ago)

It has been noted.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 03:21 (twenty years ago)

I know where the magic of Christmas lies,
Inside of your heart
Doot doo doo
Doot doo doo

That's funny you don't look like Kris Kringle and his Elves

Electricity comes from the North Pole

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 03:25 (twenty years ago)

Not that bad a snowball.

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 03:25 (twenty years ago)

But someone somewhere must like kevin Costner, they keep giving him money to make movies. Who are these people. the man is like a blank hole in the screen.

Okay in 60s based movies about US government stuff though, but not great..just okay.

― Paul Kelly (kelly), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 04:39 (twenty years ago)

Does this thread have something to do with K3v!n C0stn3r's The Postman?

Kevin C may be a little wooden but he has nothing on that other celebrated Kaw-liga of modern cinema, H4rr!$0n F0rd.

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 04:45 (twenty years ago)

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