My roommate puts nothing natural or unprocessed into her body.

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OK I have to really share this somehow.

Things in my refridgerator (none of them mine), a list:

1) cheetos
2) wonder bread
3) those hostess cupcakes thingies with the twinkie filling
4) ragu (technically natural but jesus wtf)
5) doritos
6) fanta
7) crystal lite
8) strawberry jelly (not jam, not preserves...when I purchased PRESERVES to replace the used up jar she just went and bought her own disgusting jelly)
9) cap'n crunch

A) who the fuck refridgerates half of these things?
B) HOW DO YOU LIVE?

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:11 (twenty years ago)

keep in mind she totally freaked out to her friend one time because I ran out of real sugar and only had Splenda for their coffee.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:13 (twenty years ago)

this sounds exactly like my roommate's diet. he also goes to the gym maybe once every other week and uses creatine afterward. what a douchebag.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:15 (twenty years ago)

oh for crying out fucking loud, I hadn't heard about the splenda bitching. I mean I'd bitch if there wasn't any real sugar too but you know what I'd do it ON THE WAY TO THE STORE TO BUY MY OWN DAMN SUGAR. Fuck that stupid cunt.

xpost Haha Mr. Kitty seems like a fucking awesome roommate comparatively even if he does occasionally wake me up in the middle of the night by biting my face.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:16 (twenty years ago)

i swear to god my sister lived on nothing but triscuits and cheese her first few weeks at college. her reasoning was "you have to understand, i'm on a very tight budget". wtf girl. potato soup and pimento chz sandwiches would make sense or oh yeah ramen fucking noodles but triscuits and cheese? that ain't cost efficient dining!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:16 (twenty years ago)

refigerating shit that ain't supposed to be refrigerated maintains freshness some think. or maybe she just likes shit cold.

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:18 (twenty years ago)

CHIPS IN THE FRIDGE OMG WTF

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:18 (twenty years ago)

i hate roommates

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:18 (twenty years ago)

This woman is only a few years from 30. She is not your typical college roommate. She should know better than refridgerating fucking cheetos (or eating them, for that matter).

It's seriously freaking me out right now!!

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:22 (twenty years ago)

I haven't heard a comment about the Splenda since I let "slip" I'm hypoglycemic.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:22 (twenty years ago)

ALLY YOU'RE LIVING WITH BRITNEY SPEARS?!?!?

― Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:23 (twenty years ago)

This guy I knew in college ate like nothing but cheese pringles and drank nothing but water fountain/tap water for about a month, apparently, even though he was on the campus meal plan and lived in the dorms. He went to the doctor with bleeding gums, cracking cuticles and pasty, flaking skin and was diagnosed with scurvy. They sent him home with instructions to drink a bottle of orange juice. Exasperating son of a bitch.

Here's his website. Be sure to check out the poetry.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:23 (twenty years ago)

BETH AND I ARE PREGNANT!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:25 (twenty years ago)

hahahahahahahahaha scurvy dude is always funny.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:25 (twenty years ago)

you should empty her jelly and scoop jam or preserves into it.

fwiw, my roomate is stoned in his room with his girlfriend whom he will not dump for some reason, even though he has lost most all of his friends because they can't stand to be around her and they fight all the time...

― Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:26 (twenty years ago)

Oh fuck, the moron is reproducing now. For God's sake.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:26 (twenty years ago)

my roommate's room smells like some kind of tank of marijuana, sexing, and not showering. once i commented on it when one of his 90 million girlfriends was here. later he said it was rude of me to say his room smells in front of her. i wonder if she didn't notice. also he likes not changing his sheets at all, even though he sleeps with one million ladies each week. wtfffffffffffff

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:27 (twenty years ago)

I love that website...

My Favorite Actresses

Winona Ryder - Beetlejuice
Uma Thurman - Gattaca
Christina Ricci - The Addams Family
Juliette Lewis - Natural Born Killers
Drew Barrymore - Home Fries
Natasha Lyonne - Slums of Beverly Hills
Morisa Tomai - Untamed Heart
Andie MacDowell - Groundhog Day
Sigourney Weaver - Alien
Sandra Bullock - While You Were Sleeping

― Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:31 (twenty years ago)

my roommate

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/5765/aint-1.jpg

http://www.townhall.com/acimgs/webimages/silver-dress.jpg

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:32 (twenty years ago)

JIMMY LET'S TRADE OUR ROOMMATES TO EACH OTHER AND YOU LIVE HERE OK

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:33 (twenty years ago)

That is possibly the worst hybrid of a human being I can imagine.

― Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:34 (twenty years ago)

imagine it having kids with Damon Albarn then

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:34 (twenty years ago)

I knew a girl in college who was on an all-cheese diet, something she was "trying out" in an attempt to lose weight.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:34 (twenty years ago)

lose weight via developing kidney stones, hmm.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:35 (twenty years ago)

dude wtf does Damon Albarn have to do with this. She's dating someone who was on SURVIV0R I believe I've said enough here now.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:36 (twenty years ago)

I think her plan was:

1) Eat cheese constantly
2) Die of heart attack at 33
3) Weight loss begins

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:36 (twenty years ago)

my roommate once declared that he had stopped eating baked potatoes because there are too much carbs. he replaced them in his diet with oreos. he writes songs about being sad and wanting to go to california. he plays guitar and sings to get girls to have sex with him. when he sings it sounds like someone singing around a campfire.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:36 (twenty years ago)

OMG YR ROOMMATE IS OWEN WILSON IN STARSKY & HUTCH

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:37 (twenty years ago)

What would be worse, mating with Damon Albarn or a former Survivor contestant? That's a tough call.

― Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:37 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/ss1065.gif

― fauxhemian (fauxhemian), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:38 (twenty years ago)

Damon Albarn was hot, once. Also "He Thought Of Cars" was a good song.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:38 (twenty years ago)

PAHAHA: http://www.bethnbaer.com/baer/ring/ring.htm

Wait until this guy tracks his referrals (and you know he will) and sees this thread and thinks ... "aww tom doesn't like me.."

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:43 (twenty years ago)

I'm glad I live alone too so nobody will criticize my eating habits on an internet message board.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Thursday, 2 December 2004 03:13 (twenty years ago)

there's something really disturbing about Ann Coulter's armpit in that picture.

― shookout (shookout), Thursday, 2 December 2004 03:28 (twenty years ago)

Yes, it is attached to Ann Coulter.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 2 December 2004 03:38 (twenty years ago)

That's actually a pretty ok picture of Ann Coulter, I thought.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 2 December 2004 03:46 (twenty years ago)

And yes, Sam, it's best to live alone, that way you don't go from having a really friendly relationship with some of your neighbors and building management devolve into people avoiding your apartment (including occasional maintenance issues) because of how rude your roommate is, and you don't develop a roach problem due to their unusual frying oil disposal habits, or have someone really inexplicably bitch at every single person you've brought over the house. It's really a lot better, you're totally right.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 2 December 2004 03:50 (twenty years ago)

Hold on a sec...this guy proposed to his wife by MAKING A WEB PAGE?

Suddenly, I feel like getting far far away from my computer. All computers.

― Ernest P. (ernestp), Thursday, 2 December 2004 03:50 (twenty years ago)

go get some cheese pringles and a glass of tap water, you'll feel better

dude also DID NOT SHAVE HIS FACE ONCE EVER until he was about 20, I think. This is not to say he had not been growing any facial hair. No. not the case. He just didn't shave.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 2 December 2004 03:56 (twenty years ago)

and you don't develop a roach problem due to their unusual frying oil disposal habits

I must know this story now.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 2 December 2004 03:57 (twenty years ago)

...and yet I'm still clicking.

http://www.bethnbaer.com/wedding/wedding.htm

They had their wedding reception at the SUNSPHERE!!! Actually, that's kinda cool, especially if all the wigs are still there.

― Ernest P. (ernestp), Thursday, 2 December 2004 03:57 (twenty years ago)

omg ba3r bradf0rd = myself to a T. including the getting sick from cheese pringles + water diet.

i don't think i've eaten anything natural or unprocessed since i was a pre-teen. i am permanently anemic, look it, and am undoubtedly rapidly developing diabetes.

― John (jdahlem), Thursday, 2 December 2004 04:01 (twenty years ago)

Oh fuck, the moron is reproducing now. For God's sake.

The cool thing is that all his children will be hydrogenated and all be the same shape! No greasy residue!

― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 2 December 2004 04:02 (twenty years ago)

I have had roommates who adopted pets without asking and secretly grew pot plants in closets causing the electric bill to spike $300 in a month.

And there was my NYC roommate who got down on her hands and knees and Pledged our kitchen floor.

I live alone for a reason.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Thursday, 2 December 2004 04:02 (twenty years ago)

xpost, john, try a vegetable?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 2 December 2004 04:03 (twenty years ago)

I had a roommate who, after 2 days, rearranged my ENTIRE KITCHEN CUPBOARDS. Seriously - moved crockery, pans, food, EVERYTHING was somewhere it wasnt the day previous. It was like some kind of prank. She said she was bored. WTF!?

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 2 December 2004 04:04 (twenty years ago)

The guy lives about 15 minutes away from my hometown. Shit, I drove through Kingsport to get home. So I have now come to the chilling realization that DURING THANKSGIVING WEEKEND I WAS IN THE PRESENCE OF BAER WILLIAM BRADFORD.

― Ernest P. (ernestp), Thursday, 2 December 2004 04:05 (twenty years ago)

actually i take that back, i've recently started eating apples like a fiend. i guess all the sugar + crunchy goodness makes them a tolerable snackfood. but yeah, i'm not very healthy. but i'm glad i don't have a roommate.

― John (jdahlem), Thursday, 2 December 2004 04:06 (twenty years ago)

what else could go in a refrigerator? silverware? paper towels? toothpaste?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 2 December 2004 04:09 (twenty years ago)

but then you still have weird neighbors.

My kitchen sink started overflowing with crap for no reason this past t-day weekend (thank fucking GOD i decided to stay home for it.) So I call my landlord, he comes with his plumber friend, and he knocks on my upstairs neighbor to ask if he can come inside and do something really quickly to fix the clog. Turns out she's CLEARLY there (her footsteps are easy to hear from my living room), but she's pretending to not be there, because she owes several months of rent... but she's not willing to let the plumber in -- to fix a clog that could affect the entire apartment kitchen pipe network INCLUDING HER OWN FUCKING SINK. So he has to spend 90 minutes in my sink running some grindingly hard instruments to unclog from the bottom up.. making my apartment sounds like a Survival Research Laboratories performance. On top of that, she USES THE SINK KNOWING THERE'S A PLUMBER IN MY APARTMENT WORKING ON THE PIPES AT THE TIME, delaying fixing the issue, and only making the landlord and I better buddies than before in our contempt for Deadbeat Mom upstairs.

I now officially hate my upstairs neighbor. If I find out she's leaving cheetos in the refrigerator, I'm going to start a national awareness program called RPWRAE: Remove People Who Refrigerate Artificial Edibles.

― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 2 December 2004 04:09 (twenty years ago)

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Well, my former roommate was psycho but she never to kill me so Dan's wife wins...

― Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Thursday, 2 December 2004 19:08 (twenty years ago)

The best part is that MY WIFE got into trouble when she complained to the senior tutor of her dorm about the situation. Shortly after my wife took her year sabbatical, that senior tutor was fired with the quickness.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 December 2004 19:09 (twenty years ago)

WTF? How did that happen?

― Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Thursday, 2 December 2004 19:10 (twenty years ago)

Yeah dude, I mean my roommates are just kind of funny stories. Draino on the toothbrush is like beyond anything. What did your wife do??

xpost ohhh.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 2 December 2004 19:10 (twenty years ago)

Oh yeah, this all happened because the previous year my wife made out ONCE with a guy that this roommate had a crush on, so she decided to befriend my wife, become her roommate and then MAKE HER PAY.

The issue with the senior tutor happened because the senior tutor hated my wife, so that when she went to complain that her roommate was unhinged, homicidal and attempting to drive her crazy, the senior tutor basically said, "Stop lying, you spoiled prude; you're just mad that she's having sex." Never mind that said sex always occurred in MY WIFE'S BED which was in a DIFFERENT BEDROOM. This woman was also taking my wife's clothes out of her drawers, walking on them in muddy shoes, then putting them back in the drawers.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 December 2004 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Okay... now why did the senior tutor hate her?

― The boobs previously known as Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 2 December 2004 19:25 (twenty years ago)

I don't really know; she never figured it out and all of this happened before I met her. If I had to venture a guess it would be because she needed more emotional support than the average student and the senior tutor resented being leaned against even though that was pretty much her job in a nutshell.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 December 2004 19:35 (twenty years ago)

This thread has made me homicidal.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 2 December 2004 19:39 (twenty years ago)

STAY AWAY FROM TEH TOOTHBRUSHESES

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 December 2004 19:41 (twenty years ago)

Oh my! Get away from my toothbrush, you!

bah xpost

― The boobs previously known as Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 2 December 2004 19:44 (twenty years ago)

I once knew a borderline psychotic girl who hated her roommate so much that she cleaned a toilet with her toothbrush. She also tried to pull me in the aftermath of a house party one night. I happened to be lying on the ground when she started her 'we should date' soliloquoy, so I did the rational thing and pretended I was passed out. I woke up the next morning on the couch with another girl who was known for being psycho girl's doppelganger, only about a million times cooler. I dated von doppelganger for two and a half years, and I haven't heard from PG since.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 2 December 2004 19:48 (twenty years ago)

Dan, I have to ask -- what kept your wife from beating the shit out of her roommate?

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 2 December 2004 19:51 (twenty years ago)

I'm still friends with my roommate from college, but she did some weird things. For starters, she was in charge of the college recycling group, which is great, but when the college refused to recycle newspapers for a while, she went around campus collecting all the papers from the bins and BROUGHT THEM TO OUR ROOM. Seriously, half of our tiny room was piles and piles of newspapers. Talk about a fire hazard. Also, she left dirty tissues everywhere, even on my bed. But I am very forgiving person I guess.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 2 December 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago)

Dan, I have to ask -- what kept your wife from beating the shit out of her roommate?

Size. My wife is very short and not that great with physical confrontation.

HOWEVER, she had a circle of friends who apparently rolled on this girl and beat the living hell out of her, then organized a social boycott of her for the remainder of her senior year.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 December 2004 19:55 (twenty years ago)

social boycott! yeah.

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Thursday, 2 December 2004 20:09 (twenty years ago)

Three years after this nonsense, a girl in another dorm who had been denied permission to move out of her dorm room away from her psychotic roommate was stabbed to death (41 times) by said psychotic roommate, who then hanged herself in the bathroom. It was later discovered that she'd been telling random people for years that she heard voices telling her to stab people but no one in a position to do something about it really thought she was serious.

The scary thing was how few students were actually shocked by the massive failure in the school's support system, largely because it was non-existent.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 December 2004 20:14 (twenty years ago)

Dan, did your wife go to school at the Overlook Hotel by chance?

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 2 December 2004 20:19 (twenty years ago)

Hahahahahaha! Sometimes it felt like it!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 December 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago)

I read this 'My roommate puts nothing natural or unprocessed into her body' and thought immediately, 'so SHE'S the one fucking Michael Jackson.'

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:28 (twenty years ago)

And then I realized I must have mistaken crack for my allergy pill this morning, because we all know Michael Jackson doesn't have a penis.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:29 (twenty years ago)

psychotic roommate was stabbed to death (41 times) by said psychotic roommate, who then hanged herself in the bathroom.

I take back the homicidal comment. *shivers*

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:38 (twenty years ago)

"Fucking Dunster. It just SITS there." --my roommate W.W.

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:42 (twenty years ago)

Apparently it sits there and STEWS. Dunster is like that person in your 15-person seminar who spends the entire three-hour period staring at another classmate without blinking, only with small rooms instead of body odor.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:47 (twenty years ago)

my roommate W.W.

Wiggles Worth?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:47 (twenty years ago)

Willy Wonka!

― The boobs previously known as Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:49 (twenty years ago)

very depressing
but Harvard's best salad bar
and HOT HIPPIE CHICKS*

*NB: I graduated in 1988, so this might have not been true anymore by the time you got there, Dan. Also, graffiti in the girls' can said that Harry Chomsky (yes, Noam's son) was the cutest boy in the house, which tells you A LOT about the house as he was far from being a studmuffin.

HAHA NOT WIGGLESWORTH (although my wife was in that dorm freshman year and someone printed t-shirts saying "we get our wigglesworth")

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:50 (twenty years ago)

The early-to-mid 90s weren't the best for ol' Hahvahd; my senior year had another murder-suicide amongst alumni (actually a couple that my wife had set up, yikes) and four other suicides in addition to the infamous Dunster murder-suicide (the other horrifying detail there is that the girl who was killed had a friend visiting with her who was sharing the bed with her that night and woke up to see psycho roommate stabbing her friend and she screamed and screamed and screamed for help and no one did anything).

Of course, no one knew that M I T had similar issues until several years later when a girl set herself on fire.

xpost: My class had the last vestiges of the Dunster hippies, I think; we were down to non-ordered choice and the class three years behind us were completely randomized once you picked your blocking group. It was very odd being around campus after graduation and seeing the houses with high concentrations of African-American students become Kirkland and Adams.

I wanted to make a house t-shirt that was the word "HO" in a red circle with a line through it but it was deemed to be in poor taste.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:56 (twenty years ago)

(I apologize for ruining this thread with horror.)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:57 (twenty years ago)

My roommate / landlord is a saint, especially in these lights. I'm cleaning the kitchen tonight in his honor (& my own, actually, since I'm actually going to use the stove - don't tell him that, tho). Thoughts, prayers, & cleaning supplies go out to those that want / need 'em.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 2 December 2004 22:04 (twenty years ago)

Granted, my roommate also had a diet consisting of fried chicken products, pasta, ham, (extra) cheese, and (extra) mayonnaise for about 5+ years, but that's HP not MP, plus I'm the dipshitty roommate in this situation, so WTFever. OK.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 2 December 2004 22:07 (twenty years ago)

If you share a bathroom, that was YP too.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 December 2004 22:08 (twenty years ago)

Separate. Yippee.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 2 December 2004 22:09 (twenty years ago)

NPs there.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 2 December 2004 22:12 (twenty years ago)

There's a very interesting article by Mary Gaitskill about what I think is one of the murders Dan refers to (actually a review of a book about it).

― cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Thursday, 2 December 2004 23:04 (twenty years ago)

There's a very interesting article by Mary Gaitskill, Satan goes to Harvard, about what I think is one of the murders Dan refers to (actually a review of a book about it).

― cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Thursday, 2 December 2004 23:05 (twenty years ago)

Yes.

Another fun fact: a friend of mine was at a party with ST the night before the murder/suicide and was trying as hard as he could to take her home but she kept brushing him off with the excuse "Sorry, I have something important I have to take care of tomorrow."

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 December 2004 23:11 (twenty years ago)

(Here are some reflections on the other murder/suicide, which happened in CA.)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 December 2004 23:17 (twenty years ago)

I'm too lazy to read most of this thread
but does someone need a good natural cock in the mouth?

― LORD OF ALL THINGS HOMOELECTRONIC (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 2 December 2004 23:19 (twenty years ago)

hahahahahahaha Thanks for bringing us back on track, W!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 December 2004 23:21 (twenty years ago)

I'm always willing to do my duty by choking some stupid cunt on my penis!

― LORD OF ALL THINGS HOMOELECTRONIC (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 2 December 2004 23:23 (twenty years ago)

can we go back to that dude tombot introduced us to? and his wife?

Update 11/9/04: Due to my pregnancy, I will be physically unable to breed the pugs till 2006. If this changes, I will update the Bonsai Pugs site.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 3 December 2004 04:30 (twenty years ago)

I seriously went through that site on dialup and that shit is worth it!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 3 December 2004 04:30 (twenty years ago)

"Bonsai Pugs" makes me think of this.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 3 December 2004 04:32 (twenty years ago)

Why would pregnancy make a person physically unable to breed pugs, exactly? HOW IS SHE BREEDING THE PUGS?

― Allyzay Needs Legs More (allyzay), Friday, 3 December 2004 04:34 (twenty years ago)

SHE IS FUCKING TEH PUGS!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 3 December 2004 04:34 (twenty years ago)

OMG WHEN SHE HAS TEH BABIE IT IS GONNA BE A PUG HUMAN

― Allyzay Needs Legs More (allyzay), Friday, 3 December 2004 04:36 (twenty years ago)

she needs to talk to that lady who was breastfeeding the puppy

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 3 December 2004 04:44 (twenty years ago)

WTF? Is that someone's roommate too?

― The boobs previously known as Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 3 December 2004 04:54 (twenty years ago)

FEED ME!

http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Flats/5771/bpv/mugshot.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 3 December 2004 05:08 (twenty years ago)

you need to get yer roomie yer old job at millenium, ally. she'll fit right in i betcha.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 3 December 2004 05:19 (twenty years ago)

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