i'm a christmas tourist

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because i'm jewish! i love all this crap!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 2 December 2004 06:23 (twenty years ago)

"Right. Well, the reindeer are gettin' impatient. Back to mine?"

― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 2 December 2004 06:26 (twenty years ago)

but she's holding hands with someone else!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 2 December 2004 06:29 (twenty years ago)

and you're assuming what

― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 2 December 2004 06:32 (twenty years ago)

complications.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 2 December 2004 06:33 (twenty years ago)

true. it will end in tears and pain.

― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 2 December 2004 06:34 (twenty years ago)

slocki she is clearly holding her own hand! she is also clearly sweaty, which is a different kind of red flag...

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 2 December 2004 06:50 (twenty years ago)

She is also dead cute, so all red flags can fuck off.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 2 December 2004 06:52 (twenty years ago)

The red flag matches her outfit

― xcixxorx, Thursday, 2 December 2004 06:57 (twenty years ago)

She's not sweaty, she's wettt.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 2 December 2004 06:59 (twenty years ago)

you guys seriously need to stop thinking about this and go get laid.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 2 December 2004 07:01 (twenty years ago)

BRB

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 2 December 2004 07:03 (twenty years ago)

more fun every year

― kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 2 December 2004 07:04 (twenty years ago)

don't ask... just don't ask at all...

but image-google for "santa penis" and look at the last result.

― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 2 December 2004 07:07 (twenty years ago)

you guys seriously need to stop thinking about this and go get laid.

it's hard for hands to multitask.

― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 2 December 2004 07:09 (twenty years ago)

there are multiple interpretations of that last statement.

― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 2 December 2004 07:09 (twenty years ago)

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