Glitch leaves many without food stamps...

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DENVER - Thousands of low-income Coloradans are waiting for food stamps, Medicaid and other benefits as officials fall behind in processing claims with the state's new $200 million welfare computer system.

PERHAPS THIS GLITCH WAS CALLED GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT!

― Tom Tilden, Thursday, 2 December 2004 07:53 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread makes me think of that situation guys sometimes run into, the one where a girl is giving you head but not going down to suck on your nuts even though you'd really like her to. So you sheepishly ask, "could you suck my balls?" hoping she will, and then she does, but all you can think about is the sound of your own voice asking "could you suck my balls?".

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 2 December 2004 08:05 (twenty-one years ago)

and here we should quote from Chris Rock's routine about ball-licking.

― kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 2 December 2004 09:04 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread was promising.

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 2 December 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought I was on ILM when I read this, and wondered how glitch music could have done so much wrong.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 2 December 2004 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.adequacy.net/reviews/k/covers/kid606-1.gif

― TITS.JPG (ex machina), Thursday, 2 December 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

eight years pass...

“Riots always begin typically the same way”: Food stamp shutdown looms Friday

― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 02:18 (twelve years ago)

That article is enraging, but as an aside omg, THIS is where the famous Bryan quote comes from!?

― taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 09:21 (twelve years ago)

whoa didn't see it at first

― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 09:41 (twelve years ago)

Reading that post, why exactly did a thread on lack of food stamps for the poor make Bryan think of sucking testicles?

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 10:30 (twelve years ago)

Being poor sucks balls

― Jesus (wins), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 10:51 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

This thread makes me think of that situation guys sometimes run into, the one where a girl is giving you head but not going down to suck on your nuts even though you'd really like her to. So you sheepishly ask, "could you suck my balls?" hoping she will, and then she does, but all you can think about is the sound of your own voice asking "could you suck my balls?".

This remains the apex of ilx imo.

― NotKnowPotato (stevie), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 11:59 (ten years ago)

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