The Mr. Floppy Experience Comisseration Thread

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OMG the worst is when yr tabbed up, but not so tabbed up you think that THIS could ever happen, and you try, try so hard, you can feel your lower abs flexing to capacity even, but it is NOT WORKING! OMG OMG now it just feels like your foot after youève been sitting on it for a while, this turncoat appendage..... sheès looking kinda hurt now...

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― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 2 December 2004 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I love this orgy of self-deprecation that's taken over ILE. Its like we've all turned into Woody Allen overnight.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 2 December 2004 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you talking about DRUGS again, LC?

― Jesus Christ, Paraplegic (Mark C), Thursday, 2 December 2004 12:27 (twenty-one years ago)

No, just Mr. Floppy in general.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 2 December 2004 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Gotcha.

― Jesus Christ, Paraplegic (Mark C), Thursday, 2 December 2004 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

i never had a problem with this til this year. then it happened too many times (i.e. more than zero). since i kicked the cigs it hasn't been a problem at all (this was half the reason i finally gave cigarettes the flick).

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 2 December 2004 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)

that reminds me i must acquire that pamphlet on How To Maintain Not Just A Stiff Upper Lip AND Do All That Foreplay Gubbins For Minutes On End

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Thursday, 2 December 2004 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Ewww.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 2 December 2004 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)

It's me isn't it? You just don't fancy me.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 2 December 2004 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

what's gross about that?

xpost

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Thursday, 2 December 2004 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

good lord, this is a disaster!

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Thursday, 2 December 2004 12:46 (twenty-one years ago)

It's okay Steve, you can try again in half an hour.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 2 December 2004 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

someone post a hilarious anecdote involving Viagra please

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Thursday, 2 December 2004 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I've actually taken viagra, not as a sex aid, but as a recreational club thing (don't ask, long story, Aiya Napa, drug addled photographer, v.strict Cypriot police).

Guess what?

It gave me a headache.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 2 December 2004 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

The worst is when everything usually visually concrete becomes illogical, unnatural, like a big sensory hoax, and you retreat into your mind for help, you start thinking about your favorite internet porn for inspiration, and that doesnèt work either.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 2 December 2004 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

No Mr Floppy tales, but general "disfunction / working problems" have been a continuous part of my life - always a symptom of the medication I am on. Kind of find it worse as it moves on from the discussion of not finding them attractive to their own performance, which is a nightmare, especially when you don't actually want to share your medical records with them.

― 3underscore (___), Thursday, 2 December 2004 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Zoloft totally messed w my jammy for the first few months, not that I was in any condition to use it.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 2 December 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh this is horrible. I had an experience just the other night with this. That horrible lurking feeling of 'Oh shit, it was me wasn't it. It must have been. No, wait. Oh yes.' is enough to send your self esteem spiralling downwards.

― karmaceutical (karmaceutical), Thursday, 2 December 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.terra.dti.ne.jp/~ws-fujii/HardLiquer-Picture/Makers%20Mark.jpg

― GOODBYE HARDON (nickalicious), Thursday, 2 December 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

..you start thinking about your favorite internet porn for inspiration
Hahaha.

the problem with all these 'self-deprecation' threads on ilx is that I have an answer for them all.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 2 December 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I had it happen 3 times.

Once while I was flying high on chems and with a girl I really shouldn't have been with - so it kind of worked out.
And twice with one night stands. I have trouble with condoms sometimes and I reckon that had something to do with it.

From this I have learned: chemicals are no good, I am (sadly) not cut out for one night stands & I should always carry one of my preferred brands of condoms with me. Always.

― The boobs previously known as Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 2 December 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

My penis has wings to fly.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 2 December 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Um, Boobs, Always is a panty liner.

― Jesus Christ, Paraplegic (Mark C), Thursday, 2 December 2004 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha ha!

― The boobs previously known as Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 2 December 2004 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

what?

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Thursday, 2 December 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://members.aol.com/darrenscoq/rom.jpg

― TITS.JPG (ex machina), Thursday, 2 December 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

ah yes well when i've had the foreman go on strike it's been cos i never really trusted the girl in the 1st place.

and really, you have to lay off the porn, that shit will change you worse than pills.

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 2 December 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

And how does porn change one?

― The boobs previously known as Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 2 December 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

You tell me, "boobs"!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I only had this happen once, after taking two vicodin. I guess opiates are the worst for Mr. Floppy?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

it's only happened me once, I burst out laughing, which was odd, considering the stigma.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, this happens to me all the time. I'm not kidding! Two nights ago, I popped in to see someone who was babysitting, and the whole cliche turned me on as I got her past the "Come on, they'll be back any minute" to naked and bending over the coffee table that was exactly four feet from the front door of the pokey flat in - seriously - Norwich. I was feeling beautifully porno, and looking it, for about three minutes before she said, "You're going soft, aren't you?" and I said, "Yeah, I am". It was a bit tiresome. Half an hour later, we were properly dressed, and the other couple barged through the door, singing and drunk, and he was carrying her on his back.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 2 December 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

where was the baby?

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 2 December 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

It was crawling across the ceiling to the tune of "Dark + Long (Dark Train)".

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 December 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Heaven
Give me a sign
Waiting for the sun to shine
Pleasure fills up my dreams
And I love it
Like a baby screams

Its so useless
How can you be proud
When you're sinking into the ground
Into the ground fills up my dreams
And I love it
Like a baby screams

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 December 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I've actually taken viagra, not as a sex aid, but as a recreational club thing.
Guess what?
It gave me a headache.

Was it the kind of headache you get from a really stiff neck, Anna?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 2 December 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Since I've talked too much about the thrilling parts of my sex life on here I should answer this seriously: I'm a 45 year old man who has suffered badly from depression in recent years, plus the antidepressants don't help this, and it has happened to me a few times - especially after already having had sex once not too long before and when smoking a LOT of dope, but once when neither of those was a reason/excuse.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 2 December 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

where was the baby?

This is a good question, but the child was not in the flat by this point but had been taken by some woman relative type, otherwise I would not have been getting my bum out.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 2 December 2004 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

this is partially why I stopped drinking several nights a week

― LORD OF ALL THINGS HOMOELECTRONIC (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 2 December 2004 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...

― D@n I. (Dan I.), Monday, 6 June 2005 06:52 (twenty years ago)

what's worse is it's after her period and for some reason we didn't for a few days before that so it's been like a week and a half and she's gagging for it but I can't go for it physically or mentally even though she looks really good and all. WTF! I wonder if I have some kind of chemical imbalance going on.

― D@n I. (Dan I.), Monday, 6 June 2005 06:55 (twenty years ago)

haha, wait maybe I need to visit the moderator request forum

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 6 June 2005 06:55 (twenty years ago)

oh shit!

― D@n I. (Dan I.), Monday, 6 June 2005 06:56 (twenty years ago)

im pretty hard up all the time, my jimmys been good to me, my cock has been my noble steed, until i get into the fucking paxil--paxil made me less erect then an imploding vegas casino

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 6 June 2005 07:06 (twenty years ago)

something's been happening lately. the same thing happened around this time last year. for whatever reason my body doesn't deal well with the onset of summer. or something.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 6 June 2005 07:11 (twenty years ago)

whatever the female equivalent of the opposite of mr. floppy is, that's been me lately.

― to let - flats (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 6 June 2005 07:17 (twenty years ago)

ok, i'm going to bed before i post anything else like that.

― to let - flats (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 6 June 2005 07:18 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

Oof, I remember that thing in Norwich.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

I KNOW THIS MAN ALL TOO WELL, THIS MONSIEUR FLOP.

― Abbott (Abbott), Monday, 6 November 2006 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

I still wanna know how porn "changes you worse than pills."

― richardk (Richard K), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

because if you watch too much of it, real life actual sex with a lady (or gentleman!) might become somehow... lessened. less exciting. Think about how the victorians must have gone around with giant boners just looking at ankles and whatnot. Imagine watching orgies on your computer screen every night just to get off, and then getting into bed with someone, yr penis would say "hol' on, this is just one lady! and she's not even choking on 5 dicks! i'm not going hard for this... this INSULT!"

by the way this is HYPOTHESIS. I have had no bad fortune in that department (though talk upthread of smoking causing problems is scaring the beejesus out of me. I'd only just got that TV advert out of my head. The one with the fingers walking about with a cigarette willy. Scary stuff...)

― Slumpman (Slump Man), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

Why the hell do the pair in that cartoon have a meal in between giving each other oral and trying to get to sleep?

― Feargal Hixxy (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/07/The_Cure_-_Pornography.jpg

― richardk (Richard K), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

"I must stop this flopness..."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

viagra is a vasodilator: drops yr blood pressure, bigtime, which will give you a headache. that's why if yr an old man on the pill, and you have a heartattack, you're screwed: docs can't give you nitro (which also drops blood pressure in a serious way) or else you'll go into shock.

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

They're ignoring the food, the guy's just eaten.
xxxp

― ONIMO ph34rz teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

that's why if yr an old man on the pill, and you have a heartattack, you're screwed

worth the risk, i say!

― Slumpman (Slump Man), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://online.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/unhappily-ever-after.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

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