TS: Anchovies vs Corn Flakes

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― 57 7th (calstars), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 03:36 (twenty years ago)

The anchovies would win this fight. The cornflakes are brittle and coule be made soggy by a sudden anchovy attack.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 03:37 (twenty years ago)

anchovies, certainly. cornflakes are flavorless and useful only for breading things (like chicken breasts.) Anchovies can be eaten raw, stuffed into olives or put on a pizza. They're also essential to a good Caesar salad.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 03:47 (twenty years ago)

The anchovies could also outstink the cornflakes - and have a higher IQ.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 03:49 (twenty years ago)

Also, they make endless cheap effective robot oil. Apparently.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 03:50 (twenty years ago)

Do you invite a terrifying person round to your house? No. In the same way, people specify 'no anchovies, please' on their takeaway pizza. Meanwhile, there's a box of cornflakes in the cupboard. OOOH WE'RE SO SCARED.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 03:53 (twenty years ago)

The cornflakes are brittle and coule be made soggy by a sudden anchovy attack.

unless you leave said soggy cornflakes in the bowl ... or dumped into a sink ... whereafter the milk and flakes dry. then you need a blowtorch to remove them shits!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 03:55 (twenty years ago)

Anchovies are like artists: smelly, fishy, but strong and distinctive. Cornflakes are like critics: tasteless, bland, brittle, unweaned from milk, and they tend to settle when left in their box.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 04:09 (twenty years ago)

Please tell me you just wrote that on the spot!

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 04:16 (twenty years ago)

Wordplay has always been a passion of mine, you know that trayce. Actually I'm on a high as this is my last day at this job for 4 months.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 04:17 (twenty years ago)

Four months! Wow!

― papa november (papa november), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 04:19 (twenty years ago)

yay, taking on a new job in a music area for a change. Tonight I'm going to celebrate with anchovies on my cornflakes.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 04:21 (twenty years ago)

i think i'd actually wanna eat caesar salad if it was made with corn flakes.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 04:37 (twenty years ago)

That's it, I'm making a casserole tonight. The stinkiest, flakiest, oiliest casserole ever.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 14:21 (twenty years ago)

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