Gothic food

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* Cold and Bitter Black Milk

Ingredients
1 glass of milk
4 drops black food colouring (or, if npot available, combine red, green and blue food colouring)
2/3 glass of bitter lemon soft drink (the moree bitter, the better)
1 cup of crushed ice

Method
1. Mix the milk and bitter lemon soft drink together, being careful not to make the soft drink fizz up everywhere, and pour over the crushed ice.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 04:40 (twenty years ago)

surely milk and lemon would make GOTHIC YOGURT?

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 04:50 (twenty years ago)

You would also need a gothic culture for that.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 04:51 (twenty years ago)

Denny's... with a bad, uptight manager.

(How many times do I have to repeat myself!)

― donut christ (donut), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 04:51 (twenty years ago)

Granted, that's a special brand of American goth cuisine.

― donut christ (donut), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 04:51 (twenty years ago)

explain?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 04:54 (twenty years ago)

CHUNKS OF SADNESS...my favorite chocky.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 04:56 (twenty years ago)

Vegemite, obv! Or Marmite I guess. As in "my soul is dark and full of".

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 04:58 (twenty years ago)

http://www.99w.com/evilsam/ff/dennys.jpg

― donut christ (donut), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 05:00 (twenty years ago)

wow yes, American gothic indeed.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 05:10 (twenty years ago)

last week I went to review a restaurant and they gave me sea food spaghetti with loads of Black squid ink. That was pretty gothic as was my toilet for the next five days, my insides must be stained black. Nice dish though just...inky

― Paul Kelly (kelly), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 10:15 (twenty years ago)

Cuttlefish in ink sauce with polenta gave me the worst food poisoning of my life last weekend. Similar results to Paul, but with fireworks :( Ally has a picture of the offending dish somewhere, taken before we realised what it would do, while I was still thinking about writing about it for the Pumpkin.

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 10:56 (twenty years ago)

We must terrify squid and cuttlefish. They squirt their ink at us to freak us out, and we just go 'yum yum, I'll have that with spaghetti'.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 20:24 (twenty years ago)

I thought goths didn't eat.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 20:35 (twenty years ago)

They eat SOULS.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 20:43 (twenty years ago)

donut, for some reason that made laugh hard!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 20:54 (twenty years ago)

The late night manager at my hometown Denny's looked like an elderly Perry Farrell. Also, a guy I knew figured out that one of the specials with coffee would always cost, with tax, a total of $6.66. now that's gothic food.

― daria g (daria g), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 05:08 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.thedarkside.com.au/

― moley (moley), Monday, 21 March 2005 06:00 (twenty years ago)

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