Does anyone hate mermaids?

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This is a list of things you can't hate. If you do, explain yourself.
1. Mermaids.

― Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 23 December 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

2. Larry Emdur

― Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 23 December 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Tenerife

― Rumpster Pumpster, Thursday, 23 December 2004 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean, i dunno. they seem like tremendous teases to me. all sexy and swimmin' around and shit. then what? they leave eggs, and you go and fertilize them, all by yourself? LAME!

― peter smith (plsmith), Thursday, 23 December 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

For real. I'm like, okay sexy mermaid girlfriend, GET ONE FUCKHOLE.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 23 December 2004 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't like mermaids. They're frightening.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 23 December 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

next on the block: larry emdur.

― peter smith (plsmith), Thursday, 23 December 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

For real. I'm like, okay sexy mermaid girlfriend, GET ONE FUCKHOLE.

They do have mouths.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 23 December 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Are mermaids cold-blooded? Because imagine havine sex with a cold-blooded creature. EWWW. You'd have to stick a mermaid under a sun lamp for an hour or so before a blow job just to get her comfortably warm. And then there's the everpresent stench of fish - that's a turn-off for me.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 23 December 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.celebritybattles.com/celeb_pics/JasonMewes.jpg
i mean, i dunno. they seem like tremendous teases to me. all sexy and swimmin' around and shit. then what? they leave eggs, and you go and fertilize them, all by yourself? LAME!

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 23 December 2004 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Teh Nickes are bringing El Scarey to this thread.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 December 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought this was about "does anyone hate mermaids" rather than "does anyone not like fucking a mermaid"!!!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 23 December 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I knew a few women who really hated the Little Mermaid, they found the sexy little fish girl cartoon offensive and sick. Beats me!

― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 23 December 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I only hate one mermaid, and that's because she BROKED MY HAERT.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 23 December 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I am afraid to ask if Teh Nickes like porcupines.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 December 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Also: is there something inherently gay about mermen?

xpost, well, their meat is tender, but they are a bitch to clean

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 23 December 2004 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

they smell of feesh

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Thursday, 23 December 2004 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

ONLY IF SHE HAS A MOUTH LIKE A BASS.

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 23 December 2004 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate you, nickalicious and Frankensteve, because you have made connections in my brain that generated the phrase "fishy mercock".

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 December 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

(xpost OMG CHRIS)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 December 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

So do mermen have cocks?

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 23 December 2004 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

ONLY IF SHE HAS A MOUTH LIKE A BASS.

a Dan Electro Perry Merman?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 23 December 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

It seems like if they did, they'd be a pain, just dangling out there, messing up their hydrodynamics, getting scraped on coral or caught in fishing nets.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 23 December 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://stellamariscouture.com/Stellamaris%20files/Brrmaids/brrmaids-3.jpg

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Thursday, 23 December 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

n/a, welcome to the hate list! Bleagh.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 December 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

n/a i guess if they have a mercock i'd imagine it'd be one that is fully retractable while swimming, and then when they see a hubba hubba mermaid the merman-bit will pop out and then they start swimming in circles cos the hydrodynamics get messed up.

yes, i have realised that i was just imagining a retractable mercock

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 23 December 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

You mentalists, do boats automatically move in circles because they have rudders???

(I must admit that I am ROTFL at the mental image of "Hey, lookit that mer-gal! Hubba hubba OH NO I AM SWIMMING IN CIRCLES OF LUST! RETRACT, UNRELIABLE MERCOCK!")

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 December 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Isn't there some song about "Mercock the Beautiful"?

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 23 December 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Frye from Futurama to thread! After falling in love with a mermaid in the lost city of Atlanta, he got into bed with her and um, was heard to say, "Why couldn't she be the kind of mermaid with the fish parts on top and the lady parts on the bottom?"

― Huk-L, Thursday, 23 December 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

AARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH and now i'm imagining some pronstar mermen who have the flex that enable them to steer themselves through the water with their mercock rudder!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 23 December 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

"look, mermum! no fins!!"

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 23 December 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Wasnt there that page somewhere in net-hideousness-land where that guy explained how to sex0r a dolphin? I mean, if you can do that then mermaids/men'd be no different I assume.

PLEASE FORGET I EVEN THOUGHT THIS.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 23 December 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

And FWIW, Larry Emdur is a nob.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 23 December 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I think that this one already found the sex0r dolphin link:

http://www.dreadscott.com/photo/objects/mermaid.jpg

― Pleasant/Plains, Thursday, 23 December 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.musicals101.com/News/gypsypbill.jpg

http://ubl.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drf700/f714/f71401ffm3a.jpg

Gay Merman

(If Jackie Susann is to be believed!!!)

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 24 December 2004 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

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