argh, me hearties, i'm a christmas-hating pirate.

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and i hate christmas because the sharks devoured me crew. argh.

(( so why do you hate christmas? answers needn't be fictional or even factual. ))

― mrshiverinariver, Friday, 24 December 2004 10:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/njsouthall/merrywobbs.jpg

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 24 December 2004 10:49 (twenty-one years ago)

oh my god, the gremlin-cat hybrid induced a heart attack in my bones. i love it and its purloined santa cap. and i hate christmas more-than-ever (with dashes betwixt the words for added emphasis, and a hearty argh! to send the bitterness spiralling into santa's heart, like a cholesterol blockage).

― mrshiverinariver, Friday, 24 December 2004 10:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I LOVE Christmas! Go away, you pirates! Leave me with my mince pies and my tree and my mulled wine and my small children playing with wrapping paper and ignoring the present! Don't harsh my festive buzz, dammit!

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 24 December 2004 10:53 (twenty-one years ago)

you're hating a date on the calendar!! that's like laughing at weather

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 24 December 2004 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

your mulled pies and minced wine is like crepe paper to the swords of the christmas loathing pirates! with great celerity and tenacity we strike at thee, as if from the heart of hell, rendering all thy dreams asunder and making your children realize you couldn't afford the new model PlayStation so you bought the old crappy model on E-Bay instead. armed with this bitter knowledge, they vanquish thee, and the christmas hating pirate crew is triumphant once again! argh.

― mrshiverinariver, Friday, 24 December 2004 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bristol/weather/summary.jpg
http://www.uqar.uquebec.ca/technoeduc/hiv98/enbisv01/Nelson.jpg

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 24 December 2004 10:57 (twenty-one years ago)

oh lord! your clever juxtapositions briefly paralyze the brave christmas hating pirates. (a vast majority of them nurse childhood phobias of the simpsons bully-brute). will they recover in time to cut santa the claus from stem to sternum? stay tuned!

― mrshiverinariver, Friday, 24 December 2004 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

nelson is roxymuzak!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 24 December 2004 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate Christmas because I am forced to hear Christmas music.

― Disco Nihilist (mjt), Friday, 24 December 2004 11:03 (twenty-one years ago)

a sharp sizzling sound as a thousand pirates flash their fangs. yes, disco believer-in-nothing, your anti-faith in the accursed holiday has restored our acumen as a new supply of stacker pills restores the confidence of a desperately dieting young prom queen! revitalized, we arise from our turgid slumber, rapiers flashing, our hearts a-glow at the thought of the death of the claus. argh!

― mrshiverinariver, Friday, 24 December 2004 11:05 (twenty-one years ago)

i am going to bed

continue the game if you wish

and have a jolly holly christmas.

― mrshiverinariver, Friday, 24 December 2004 11:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought this was gonna be a Momus thread.

― Steely Zan (AaronHz), Friday, 24 December 2004 11:11 (twenty-one years ago)

did momus and kate ever have an offspring?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 24 December 2004 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, I thought I couldn't possibly feel any worse after the row with my mum, but my god, thanks, Ken C, you have just done it. Ugh. Now I feel physically ill as well as emotionally drained.

I'm glad to see that this thread isn't quite as much of a beatdown as the last one that I started.

It's not a great time of year for all of us. This does not make us arseholes or scrooges or fun-haters or whatever. Sorry we're not all so blessed.

― The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (kate), Friday, 24 December 2004 12:42 (twenty-one years ago)

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