I know you're playing World of Warcraft...

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...so what's your character's name and when are you usually on?

(I have forgotten the name I gave my fighter; I've only played the game for maybe five hours at this point and haven't even left my home area yet.)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 27 December 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm Grouchy the Paladin. I usually play on the weekend but not the past couple of days due to dog-bite-to-the-face issues. What server are you on, Dan?

adam (adam), Monday, 27 December 2004 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, um? I don't know? Like I said, I've played one five hour session and, since this is my first MMPORG experience, I didn't pay close attention to things like what server I'm on and the like. I think I chose the "normal" realm, which was named something like Mulan only all tolkeinized.

My warrior is named something like Ghradelin? He's level 7 right now.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 27 December 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

First MMORPG? Ha ha Baldur's Gate fan--you'll quickly find that all of your precious plot and character development has been replaced by fetching and quota-filling. It's the most soulless, time-sinky "fun" imaginable. But still you won't be able to stop (if you're like me). MMORPG playing will lead to new lows of self -doubt and -loathing as you remind yourself of all the more important, more enlightening (and honestly, more fun) stuff you could be doing instead of grinding endlessly for that one last piece of silk cloth so you can auction off the stack to some pimply virgin in Nebraska. GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN.

adam (adam), Monday, 27 December 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

OH NO ALL MY FEARS CONFIRMED

I have to say that the best part of the game seems to be the interaction with other people; I helped another warrior kill a bunch of spiders in a kobold mine and helped a wizard beat up some theives and raid a tent. Also, some of the people running around are very amusing; there was a fighter named SuckBalls begging people to party up with him and a human femal of indeterminate class named Kylieminogue running around the initial town in her underwear.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 27 December 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

The potential for tomfoolery is the best part. The S0mething4wfu1.com people are good for this kind of stuff--the G00n Squ4d servers are fantastic--nothing beats the sight of 100+ people (so dense you can't even read the names) naked, beating each other savagely with fish and mining picks. Or the raid group consisting of nothing but level 1 human paladins named "Arthas," "Arthaz," "Arrthass," etc etc (which I guess is only funny if you've played Warcraft III).

I'll put my nerdiness away now.

adam (adam), Monday, 27 December 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Please don't, it is the sexy.

Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Monday, 27 December 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm Nulim, on Killrog. I am a night elf druid f3ar m3. Only I can't play until I get back home in Jan.

Lukas (lukas), Monday, 27 December 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, I just got this for xmas :( Bye bye, life!!

What server are you guys on? Also, are you playing Horde or Alliance? We should make an ILX guild :( Except no awful gaylord names like VALOROUS GUARDIANS OF ELVEN HONOUR ok :(

LOCKER ROOM TOWEL FIGHT: THE BLINDING OF LARRY DRISCOLL (Adrian Langston), Monday, 27 December 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

My friends (all around level 25 already) want me to pony up & get hooked on this stuff. I am trying to stand strong. Being poor helps.

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 27 December 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

ILX KNIGHTS OF CRUNK

still bevens (bscrubbins), Monday, 27 December 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

btw:

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-5-1104178155.jpg

LOCKER ROOM TOWEL FIGHT: THE BLINDING OF LARRY DRISCOLL (Adrian Langston), Monday, 27 December 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

My dad's been playing the fuck out of this game. I remember him saying something about being in some kind of horde, and some dude he plays with was some kind of big cow lookin' dude. And there was also a succubus. A rather succulent succubus. Who was doing rather well. A successful succulent succubus. Yeah dude.

It's only a matter of time before I too succumb.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm playing Alliance right now (might start up a Horde character later on). Only of course last night I got sucked into KOTOR II and didn't touch Warcraft at all. (This influence thing in KOTOR II is more entertaining to me than almost the entirety of KOTOR I.)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I made my first toon last night, a human female rogue named Anncoulter. I sorta wanna be horde, but all my friends are alliance => i am too :(

AIDS BENEDICT (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh my God. I may never sleep again.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 30 December 2004 06:55 (twenty-one years ago)

How ya doin'? I'm just listening to Depeche remixes myself.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 30 December 2004 07:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, does someone want to pick a server and start an ILX guild?

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I just posted this to the What Video Games are you . . . thread but hey

http://episteme.arstechnica.com/eve/ubb.x?a=tpc&s=50009562&f=39309975&m=931009705631

Some damn frightening reportage, but it is Ars after all.

Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I am trying very hard not to turn into one of those people. It is very hard.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

An MMORPGaddict or just an Arsian? If you want to be an Arsian just get into recasing your PC in earwax and beat up on people who buy expensive audio cables.

It's the whole short-term goal thing with online role-players. There's always that likkle bit more to do that'll give you a likkle ikkle bonus. It looks from a distance like it'll fulfill peoples LOTR dreams and provide epic story and development, but in reality you're just nudging a few numbers up a chart and garnering trinkets. And even if you find a good group to play with you'll still be surrounded by these people.

Is there a strong roleplaying element to WOW? I know it's hard to generalise as there are players who go for that side and then there are the "power-levellers" (great band) who just want to be Da Baddest and Da Biggest GAMEAZ. I played NWN for a while but got turned off by every other player I bumped into being level 245324 and having 5 flaming Swords of Jesus in there 4 maxed-out arms. I find the whole fun of RPG is being low level, being scared of that huge monster and running away and finding some sort of way around things that still provides a huge story. It's the age old problem of how you do the battlecry scene in a game with lots of players when everyone is Maximus.

Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

we should form a guild on the Alleria server, danperry adventurer extraordinaire!!!!!

Whoever Posts Below This is Gay (Adrian Langston), Friday, 14 January 2005 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I am manfully fighting off MMORPG addiction (yay)! Instead of staying up until 2 AM playing WoW, I tossed and turned until 2 AM thinking about getting up to play!

(help me)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 January 2005 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

this is my first opportunity to play in like two hundred weeks :( my toon on Alleria is named Cankles, holla back son!! I'll buy you a bunny rabbit and some flowers :'(

Whoever Posts Below This is Gay (Adrian Langston), Friday, 14 January 2005 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

man, that Ars.tech forum was pretty spot-on in most respects. one of the reasons i think i get addicted to RPGs so much(playing Vampire: Bloodlines at the moment) is that you can get a sense of quasi-tangible accomplishment from achieving some quest or level-up.

Now, if you're feeling stagnant in your life, perhaps because you've recently moved across the country to a new town where you don't know more than a coupla folks and you either have a shitty dayjob below your skills(or none at all) and you're way too broke to go out at night, this might be a way to somehow fill a need to make progress.

kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 14 January 2005 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...
STUKAS on SKULLCRUSHER, sucker!

Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 4 April 2005 11:16 (twenty years ago)

I've got a lvl 19 Tauren Hunter named Dexina on Elune. Hunters are awesome.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 April 2005 12:39 (twenty years ago)


How did I miss this thread twice? Though I suppose I've only been thinking about getting this for about a month.

Gruffertus the lvl 19 Troll Hunter on Azsure (IE european)

I play solo a lot, because most people are complete dicks, but it means I'm stuck with five quests for Ragefire Chasm, which I won't be able to do until I'm lvl 300 or something.

Is there a strong roleplaying element to WOW?

Yes and no. You pick a server from one of three types:

Normal: PvP (Player versus Player) is quite limited. In order to become a valid target, you have to take a pop at one of the enemy NPCs, or visit one of their big cities (which there's nothing for you in otherwise). Or hit an enemy who already done one of those. So mostly it's quests. A PvP raid can get a bit annoying if they swarm a town and kill all the people you have to talk to for your quests.

PvP: Like above, but outside of a few "safe" zones near your main cities, you're fair game at any level.

RolePlaying: for role playing. I think it works like Normal, and presumably you work your way through the main quests etc, but you make up your own portion of the story, and you can be penalised (chucked off?) for doing things that don't respect someone's Story Line. I don't know whether this is policed by petition (IE someone has to complain about something to get action taken) or it's policed in real time because there are 12 players on each server.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 4 April 2005 13:01 (twenty years ago)

Bad thing about hunters: it can take a while to realise that they can't wear a shield, so that one-handed weapon they start with is no sodding use.

Good thing about hunters: once you pick a two-handed specialisation, you can just attack things a couple of levels below you, and you can swing ineffectually away, gaining a level in your weapon more or less with every swing, while your pet actually does some damage. It took about 30 minutes to get up to lvl 75 with two-handed axes.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 4 April 2005 13:05 (twenty years ago)

Level 19 is an uncomfortable level, because everything happens at 20: increased speed, increased pet speed, more growl, more crafting options.

After roughly a dozen opportunities to learn my lesson regarding "I'll just check whether any of my auctions have sold", the lesson still eludes me.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 4 April 2005 13:23 (twenty years ago)

But Andrew, you can do that with almost any class and any weapon! I mean, when I decided that my warrior was going to forego sheilds and do two-handed weapons, it took me maybe 15 minutes to get BOTH two-handed swords and two-handed maces up to mid-70s by going into a low-level area and just waling on everything in sight.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 April 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

Oh, okay. Good thing about hunters then = "Hello. Have you met my RAPTOR?"

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 4 April 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

I was really, really bummed when I discovered that you can't tame certain animals; I wanted to have a giraffe but they WOULDN'T LET ME (so I started out with a buzzard then switched to a hyena).

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 April 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)

Role Playing Servers

One of the cool things that Blizzard has talked about is one-time-only monsters. So they open a new area, and install a boss at the gate. Whenever it's killed, it stays dead, but until then no-one gets into the new area.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 4 April 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...
http://img103.echo.cx/img103/550/wow36ti.th.jpg

kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Sunday, 1 May 2005 01:51 (twenty years ago)

quite a sight.

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 1 May 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

haha! "go away pervert owls" is my new favorite line.

phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 1 May 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
Has anyone been at the Battlegrounds?

Penny Arcade seem to like it

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 13 June 2005 10:10 (twenty years ago)

My coworker hates it because he's lvl 43 and he keeps getting pwned by 49s.

I'm now on a PvP server! TEUFELSTOD (Deathwing server) REPRAZENT!

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 June 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...
Not quite avian flu, but still...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 September 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)

That is classic. I've seen no evidence of it on my server yet, but then again I don't play much anymore. Burnt out, but not burnt out enough to cancel my account yet.

recovering optimist (Royal Bed Bouncer), Thursday, 22 September 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

you know, it just occurs to me: the fact that this is news is utterly unreal. I mean, a plague in a virtual world is news in the real world. What?

mikef (mfleming), Thursday, 22 September 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

now they need to add hyperinflation, famine, and a bishop raping your cousin for that full-on medieval flavor

geoff (gcannon), Friday, 23 September 2005 04:23 (twenty years ago)

Another popular phenomenon in the community is a video starring a player named Leeroy Jenkins, a staged video intended to provide publicity for Leeroy's guild. On some servers and to a lesser extent, YTMND, this has become a popular meme. Leeroy's popularity is even present in other games, such as Guild Wars, where an NPC named Kilroy Stonekin rushes into battle while yelling his name in a direct reference and in Adventure Quest, where a direct tribute to Leeroy Jenkins is replayed by players, in the Vamprook Spyre.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 23 September 2005 04:35 (twenty years ago)

LEEEEEEEROOOY JENKINS!!!

mikef (mfleming), Friday, 23 September 2005 05:26 (twenty years ago)

I HATE BLACK DRAGON BABIES!

Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 23 September 2005 07:20 (twenty years ago)

I still haven't managed to tear myself away from Dark Age of Camelot long enough to try WoW. And all the DaoC players that did have come back now, so I guess I never will. A pity, but one MMORPG is enough time-sink for anyone.

Zora (Zora), Friday, 23 September 2005 13:08 (twenty years ago)

I'm am now also Grinz (lvl 23 priest) on Deathwing. RAWK.

Teufelstod is lvl 45. Wow, I slowed down on the whole levelling thing.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 September 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

Dan - We are going to need to meet up specifically so I can spend the entire time telling you how awesome this show is.

WORLD OF WARCRAFT STOLE THEIR LIVES!

★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Sunday, 27 December 2009 02:35 (sixteen years ago)

talking of which, can anyone find the pic of when it covers when a skinny guy gets better at WoW and turns into a crazy fattey? sure it was on one of the old lol thread but going through all of them just to find one thing would make my head 'xplode

eagle tears was a popular drink and it still is (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 27 December 2009 08:25 (sixteen years ago)


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