Last night I had a dream I was going out with a girl who always carried a brightly coloured parrot with her

I dreamt that me and my mates were involved in a strange cult that involved blowing up a special book on a hill with LOADS of explosives. The project took months but unbeknownst to us, there was a spy in our midsts who had videocamera-d the whole thing and broadcast it to the world on the day before the explosion. Luckily I'd somehow managed to avoid being caught on camera but my mates did and they were all on screen with big bushy serial-killer beards.

The night before I dreamt I was in another cult - this time a suicide cult where we all had to kill ourselves. I managed to pull out and convince everyone it was a bad idea at the last minute.

I have had a succession of horrible dreams lately. The other day I dreamed that all my teeth fell out of my head and looked like the teeth that I found on the Thames bank. Last night I dreamed that Joe emailed me to boast that he had got both his new girlfriends pregnant.

Argh, stress dreams, when will the holidays be over?

i have met this girl ronan! seriously, i knew a girl in art school who sometimes brought her (quite brightly coloured) parrot with her, it sat on her shoulder.

don't go out with her tho, she's bad news.