things your exes said when you were going out that they later changed their mind about, to your amusement

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"every single girlfriend i've ever had has owned a cat. goddammit i hate cats!"

now he and his current gf have a cat and he adores it, of course. he's posting twee pictures of it on his blog!

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"i love you"-type answers will be dismissed on grounds of predictability.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"god, you're emotionally distant"

(she used heroin regularly)

― Remy Snush The Night Away (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

"I can't stand the sound of acoustic guitar."

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"I don't like ________" (insert name of dude he's now pals with or girl he's now crushing on).

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I could fill this thread (*restrains self).

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"You're a good lover."

― Remy Snush The Night Away (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

This is always me.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"Drinking for fun is stupid."

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 04:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"i really need to be with someone who has their shit together more."

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 04:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"You don't have Boy Disease."

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"i don't like sex"

we break up she takes the cocks like there is no tomorrow for the rest of the semester.

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

any discussion of child-rearing to thread

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure I want to be in a relationship with *anybody* right now.

(resumed dating the week after we broke up, had a new boyfriend within weeks)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

those are less amusing than painful.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

hurts so good

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"I love the way you hate yourself and drink lots."

― Huk-L, Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"I definitely don't want to get married."

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"I don't want anything to do with pot. I don't want to smoke it ever again. I don't want to smell it or even see it. If you do it I don't want to know about it."

She became chronic 10 nanoseconds after I dumped her.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, sweet, sweet bitterness.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it that obvious? I was supposed to seem amused.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm not moving out of this state. I won't. Flat out don't want to, won't consider it, WILL. NOT. DO. IT."

A couple years later, he's moving to Maine to live with his new gf.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, ugh. i'm going to turn on the ceiling fan full speed and stick my head up in it.

― ai lien m. draheim (kold_krush), Thursday, 30 December 2004 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"dating someone from work has just gotten too stressful and it might look bad professionally" (she starts dating the sr. design director mmmmmm three weeks later)

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Thursday, 30 December 2004 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

"i don't like oral sex"

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 30 December 2004 05:51 (twenty-one years ago)

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