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Pictures (including penises) here: http://www.manhood.mb.ca/mh1.html

Sorry I didn't tell you about this before Christmas. God bless Canada.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Why am I not surprised that this is Canadian?

― Huk-L, Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Didn't we have a pocket pussy thread already? ;)

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

(because Canada loves dick)
xpost

― Huk-L, Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I wasn't sure if there was anything I was more disturbed to see clothed than little yip dogs. It turns out, there is.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Nicka, you did google "Furry" earlier, didn't you?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm going to invent a "hood" hood for girls.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

It'd be awfully tiny, though, and not much to show off. I couldn't really "design" them, except maybe make them in different colors.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

You can't improve on nature. It'd be like making a banana peel wrapper.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Stuck a feather in her cap
And called it "tunaroni"

― NO NO DON'T SUBMIT (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

If merkins ever come back in style, I'm going to get a shaggy purple one.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

just bleach and dye it. and shave it into the shape of an animal. Hippos are funny.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe, but do you want someone laughing at your crotch?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, great... MORE sensitivity. I lose it over stuffed bell peppers for crying out...

― andy, Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Too much fuss with the bleach, dye, and shaving business. Oooh, I'd like a *feather* merkin!! That would be fabulous!

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm still kind of staring in horror at Andy's post.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

You can also find out more about the facts of Circumcision at:
http://net.indra.com/~shredder/circ/index.html

Excuse me, but any page about circumcision by someone with the user name 'shredder' gives me pause.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.derok.net/derok/images/classics/tmnt%20shredder.gif

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Performer of wanton, unauthorized bris ceremonies, that one.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sort of glad it was invented by a 'Randy Tymkin' though.

― Sasha (sgh), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

There's one thing I've always wondered about merkins... How do you attach them?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 30 December 2004 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i have to wonder if the guy on the main page was the person who demonstrated how it works on the other page.

*shudder*

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Thursday, 30 December 2004 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

What, you're bald down there too? You should get a pube toupee!

― Bob McKenzie (SeanC), Thursday, 30 December 2004 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

There's one thing I've always wondered about merkins... How do you attach them?

See, the back of a merkin has a very strong magnet. The wearer then finds one metal object with no sharp corners...

― wetmink (wetmink), Thursday, 30 December 2004 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Here you go Jeanne! I'm sure they can custom make one for you.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 30 December 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

LINK NSFW (if it needed to be said)

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 30 December 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh ya, sorry. NSFW

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 30 December 2004 03:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Everytime I see "NSFW", knowing full well what it means, I think back to my time down under in New South Fuckin' Wales!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 30 December 2004 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

it makes me think of nasty southern fried wings

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 30 December 2004 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)

ManHood® protects while pleasantly scenting your penis.

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 30 December 2004 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

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