classic or dud: the sharper image

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nose-hair pickers! robots! air cleaners! millions of cheesy-looking cd players! "executive toys"!

what say you?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 30 December 2004 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i like relaxing in the massage chair after a long hard day at the shopping mall.

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 30 December 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

swedish mattress! soothing rain sounds clock!

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 December 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I got a nose hair picker for xmas.

― Lil' Trick Thug (nordicskilla), Thursday, 30 December 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

It wasn't a hint, I asked for it.

― Lil' Trick Thug (nordicskilla), Thursday, 30 December 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

you're asking for it alright!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 30 December 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Those amazing nose/ear hair trimming devices

― Lil' Trick Thug (nordicskilla), Thursday, 30 December 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

They have the ugliest shit I've ever seen. It all looks like it was designed by Donald Trump's toupee.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Thursday, 30 December 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

That's a terrible way to talk about the future.

― Lil' Trick Thug (nordicskilla), Thursday, 30 December 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Even if you like the stuff they have, it seems like a bad place to buy any of it. I mean, if you want golf clubs, go to a place that sells golf clubs.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 30 December 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: Sharper Image vs. Brookstone

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 30 December 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

A great place to look at excess.

xpost

no difference worth mentioning.

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 30 December 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

My mother-in-law has one of those massage chairs from Brookstone. It's crap. Doesn't do a thing that a hot bath wouldn't do.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 30 December 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Since when are you married?

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 30 December 2004 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

My mother-in-law has one of those massage chairs from Brookstone. It's crap. Doesn't do a thing that a hot bath wouldn't do.
-- Pears can just fuck right off. (fluxion2...), December 30th, 2004 12:58 PM. (kenan)

tell that to her lady parts! ah, sweet vibration.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 30 December 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Since when are you married?

You and I both know we're practically married.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 30 December 2004 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I just wanted to make sure I wasn't missing something.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 30 December 2004 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Go Tell It To The Lady Parts

― Lil' Trick Thug (nordicskilla), Thursday, 30 December 2004 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

It doesn't vibrate, it does this thing with rollers and kneading. And I do not with to think of old ladies pleasuring themselves, thanks.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 30 December 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

with=wish

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 30 December 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

the xj5000-II model has vibrating seats.

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 30 December 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

And I do not with to think of old ladies pleasuring themselves, thanks.

So, you're saying you prefer them cranky?

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 30 December 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i think the "rollers and kneading" might do the trick even without the vibration. old ladies gotta get theirs, kenan!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 30 December 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

It’s all about Lillian Vernon…

Chair Protectors
Now Kids Can Eat In The Dining Room - no more worry about spills, stains! Clear vinyl sponge-clean protectors secure to chairs with two 16 3/4"-long ties and self-stick fabric dots. Can be cut to fit chairs to 21" wide, 21" deep. Set of 2, each 25 3/4x26".
Tell a Friend.

― andy, Friday, 31 December 2004 00:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw a little kid run out of the Sharper Image the other day and puke all over himself. His dad apparently let him sit in one of those vibrating chairs for about ten minutes.

― David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Friday, 31 December 2004 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

99% dud, 1% classic (the non-fogging shaving mirror)

― I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 31 December 2004 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Stuff there: Classic (at least the last time I was in one as a young teen, which would have been at least six or seven years ago. I don't even know if there's any here any more)

Prices: Dud (to me then, and most probably now)

― Sasha (sgh), Friday, 31 December 2004 06:47 (twenty-one years ago)

radiohead paid tribute to them at a gig once before a song (heard it in a bootleg), which surprises me. although thinking about it i think it was actually about a nail company.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 31 December 2004 07:58 (twenty-one years ago)

by that i don't mean they make nails but rather make fingernails look nice (there's a name for this but it's really early in the morning and i don't remember)

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 31 December 2004 07:58 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

Revive because of this exchange:

i hope you're not talking about the sharper image. that place is full of empty promises.

-- Tracer Hand, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:59 AM (5 minutes ago)

do i look like the type of person who has set foot into a sharper image?

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, April 17, 2007 8:00 AM (3 minutes ago)

hey my bad. let's all be cool.

-- Tracer Hand, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 8:03 AM (23 seconds ago)

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

Sharper Image to Close All Stores

RIP, glass containers of blue liquid rocking back and forth.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 2 June 2008 20:08 (seventeen years ago)

at least we still have skymall

― La Lechera, Monday, 2 June 2008 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

for now :(

― s1ocki, Monday, 2 June 2008 20:19 (seventeen years ago)

true story: i found a picture frame that apparently could play some audio in my mom's apartment, and it was made by "the Kosher Image".

― Jordan, Monday, 2 June 2008 20:26 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.kosherimage.com

― Jordan, Monday, 2 June 2008 20:27 (seventeen years ago)

I just received an e-mail offering me 20%-40% off of everything. Time to get a fancy humidifier or transparent CD player?

― Eazy, Friday, 6 June 2008 16:26 (seventeen years ago)

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