I keep nearly (accidentally) running my ex-girlfriend over

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I have to stress the accidentally, i don't want her dead. We live in the same town but i never see her, yet in the last 4 days i have nearly knocked her down FOUR (yes four, two would have been fatal) times.

1) backing out a parking space she walks out into the path of the car. I slam on the brakes and make embarassed faces.

2) rounding a corner a little too fast, she is walking across the road. Again i slam on the brakes, but this time i pretend to be fixing the heat control in the car.

3) pulling into the petrol station she is just wandering around the bay. She doesn't have a car, so i know she doesn't need petrol. This time i dont need to slam on the brakes, i just cruise around her.

4) this is just taking the piss. I am going down a country lane in the dark and suddenly theres this figure (NO REFLECTIVE CLOTHING!!!) and i have to swerve to miss her at speed. Only when i past her did i realise it was her.

What on earth can i do?

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Friday, 31 December 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

does anybody else have this problem?

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Friday, 31 December 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Is she a ghost?

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 31 December 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Best thread title ever btw!

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 31 December 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

you are trapped in a video game. try pressing A AND B together.

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Friday, 31 December 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

also on the hi-score screen, enter your name as ROADKILLBITCH for infinite lives!

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Friday, 31 December 2004 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Pressing A & B together makes you smaller.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 31 December 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

She might be following you and endangering herself so that she can pull a Curly Sue and live in your house while recovering.

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 31 December 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.dreamstarlets.com/lobby/main/videocaps2/aporter/curly/apcs66.jpg

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 31 December 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

SLOW. DOWN.

― Drake Beardoooo, Friday, 31 December 2004 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

do you think i should report her to the police for dangerous walking?

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Friday, 31 December 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe she's stalking you, but just isn't very good at it and keeps getting 'discovered' . ?

― donna (donna), Friday, 31 December 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

or maybe she's trying to get me to run her over and go to jail and shes REALLY good at it.

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Friday, 31 December 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it just your ex-girlfriend, or is she with her new lesbian lover?

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Friday, 31 December 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

this reminds me of the snl sketch where claudine longet keeps accidentally shooting the skier.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 31 December 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you live in a tiny little hamlet?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 31 December 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Basically, my advice = move.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 31 December 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

aw hi!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 31 December 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry.. derailing the thread a bit just then

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 31 December 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

(hi dere, long island sucks!)

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 31 December 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

(aw.. it's long though at least! and they make funny tasting ice tea - i never had it on long island!)

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 31 December 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

(what is this?)

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Friday, 31 December 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

just walk around them and try not to stare

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 31 December 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Drive even faster.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Friday, 31 December 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

So that you'll be "too early" for these close encounters.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Friday, 31 December 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

She is probably terrified!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 31 December 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

run her over and you won't have this problem again

― kyle (akmonday), Saturday, 1 January 2005 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

kyle OTM

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 1 January 2005 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

You're in a movie of some kind - it's influenced by Jacob's Ladder. At some point, Bruce Willis may appear, or even Nicole Kidman, playing a Victorian ghost (very stiffly). Wait for the plot to unfold and do not post spoilers on this thread.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 1 January 2005 08:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.moviequotequiz.com/reviews/GroundhogDayBig.gif

― Girolamo Savonarola, Saturday, 1 January 2005 09:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I never realized what uninspired artwork Groundhog Day has.

― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 1 January 2005 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Mcdowell's expression captures perfectly the absurdity of her choice of clock design

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Saturday, 1 January 2005 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

that is very funny.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 1 January 2005 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

i can't remember if i've seen jacob's ladder--is it worth seeing?

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Saturday, 1 January 2005 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

It is.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Saturday, 1 January 2005 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

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