Taking Sides: Ayn Rand vs. sweatpants

SWEATPANTS!

Having to wear Ayn Rand around my legs and crotch is some sort of personal hell!

or worse yet, ALAN GREENSPAN!

Closer to the Crotch
Caress of Sweat

Sweatpants Shrugged

this thread died too soon ...

lol

sweatpants are undeniably awesome. I'm not talking about those lame track pants that Madge trots about it.

I'm talking about the skanky ones that are pretty much unacceptable in public, the kind that you wash every 6 weeks or so just in case your mom asks. The kind that get threadworn in the ass and the elastic has no camber.

in case your mom asks???

Apparently there are people who wear sweatpants to strip clubs so that they can enjoy lap dances so much more.

That makes sweatpants infinitely preferable to Ayn Rand.

Point to Dandy Don for using the word 'camber' in a thread about Ayn Rand BTW.

camber's an awesome word.

A friend of mine used to work at KSTP in Minneapolis running camera for the local news, and the station had an official policy against sweatpants. Apparently, one of the camera operators was wearing sweatpants to work and got a boner in front of the anchors (the anchor in question was Inga Hammond.)

You wash your "fat pants" (that's what we call them around my house) only occasionally, and only in case your mom asks because you want to let her know that she raised you with some couth.

Sweat pants. Without any question.

Dandy Don, marry my daughter. That's it baby. That's it!

Sweatpants erection, even classic-er.

i hope you're proud of yourself, eisbaer

http://www.theadvocates.org/celebrities/images/neil-peart.jpg

Could be black sweatpants. Inconclusive.

Sweatpants are pretty damn awesome, especially since they always seem to be too short for pwople legs but with overly long crotch space. The little cinched up ankle elastic is just golden. They are especially witness-worthy when they are very faded black with a lot of grease and paint stains and the remnants of some spilled food stuck to them.

I don't think there is any 'thinker' whose influence I hate more than Ayn Rand. So sweatpants, duh.

I bought a pair of sweatpants recently without trying then on, and didn't realize that they had no crotch whatsoever. There was srsly one testicle in each leg. And I couldn't return them. Ayn Rand is better than that.

you can't buy sweatpants from a fancy place kenan, because all the kids these days like to have such a low rise. Right kids?

You have to buy sweatpants from a cheap place, like Wal-Mart or Sears. That clientele likes having more room to roam in the crotch. What good are sweatpants if there's not enough room to rearrange your junk?

I want enough room that rearranging is not an issue. Auto-arrange.

http://www.geocities.com/ingahammond/Hammond.jpg

This is the boner-inspiring Inga Hammond.

i hope you're proud of yourself, eisbaer

prouder than i had any reason to believe that i would be :-)

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Kenan, at least with the sweatpants you had one testicle on each leg. When you read Ayn Rand, your testicles get sucked up into your inguinal cavity. Where is the couth? Where is the camber? Nowhere, that's where. Sweatpants win. You should think before you answer. Someone might think your a Prussian Blue fan or something.

somehow the number one google result for "inappropriate":
http://www.savethehumans.com/instantgrat/thelist/objectivist_sex/index.shtml

The 25 Most Inappropriate Things An Objectivist Can Say During Sex

by Jason Roth

1. "Before we continue, there's something I have to ask you. Will you still accept the axiom that existence exists tomorrow?"

2. "I appreciate the thought, but I consider it an act of self sacrifice for you to swallow."

3. "I believe in the complete separation of the left leg from the right."

4. "Now that's what I call standing up for what you believe in."

5. "Emotions are the mind's near-instantaneous evaluation of a perceived fact or idea as either good or bad for the individual. Hence, my wet panties."

6. "You sure smell better down here than the collectivists I've slept with."

7. "To say 'Fuck me harder' one must first know how to say the 'me'."

8. "No, I don't always object to you sticking your finger there. But that's a borderline case."

9. "So dear, shall it be the steel magnate position tonight, or the A is A? Oh, damn, we're all out of Cool Whip. So much for the A is A."

10. "I haven't had this much fun since I rejected the concept of God."

11. "There's no such thing as a collective orgasm. But let's try our best."

12. "Would you like me to concretize that for you?"

13. "Contradictions do not exist. You can't insert it there and there at the same time. Wait a second. Open up the top drawer of my nightstand."

14. "Good for you, you finally found my G-spot. Score one for goal-directed action."

15. "No, you're not my first. But you are the first man whose penis has made me understand the role of measurement omission in the act of concept formation."

16. "Don't you have any Tchaikovsky? Rachmaninoff is fine for 69s, but nothing beats Tchaikovsky when it comes to anal."

17. "What do you mean, it's 'possible' that you had an orgasm? Are you saying that you have some evidence that you had an orgasm, but not sufficient evidence?"

18. "No, I don't need Viagra. It's this damn non-objective pornography."

19. "You feel warm and fuzzy? Check your premises."

20. "It's time for me to teach you the difference between Platonic love and Aristotelian love."

21. "You selfish bitch! You greedy, selfish bitch! What? You don't like my pillow talk?"

22. "It doesn't really matter whether I come or not. I believe that man's tongue is an end in itself."

23. "Don't construe my liking that as an instance of the sanction of the victim. Now excuse me while I wipe off my face."

24. "There's nothing like grasping the objectivity of values. And what values they are."

25. "John? Who is John?"

I read in "Intellectual Morons" that she said liking Bach was a matter of subjective, subjective taste while being a big fan of "C'mon, Get Happy" by the Partrich Family.

do they mention ILX in "Intellectual Morons"

I'm watching the HBO doc Brandy Hellville & the Cult of Fast Fashion right now. Straight-forward "this place is evil" story that takes a unexpected turn when the Randoid owner starts distributing Atlas Shrugged to employees and creating a separate fashion brand named John Galt.
https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/brandy-melville-atlas-shrugged