this voicemail i just got has kicked my paranoia levels up to plaid

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Voicemail received 3:24 pm, January 4th, 2005. The voicemail message:

N S C L V

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

What could this possibly mean? Have you ever received voicemail's like this, spelling out what you can only assume is YOUR DOOM?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

"Turn your key, sir"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

"Nickalicious: Str8 Cold Lampin' Vengeance"

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

Perhaps something on this thread will help.

― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

Hennessy, Alvey.

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

maybe it's a subliminal telesales advert for discount eye tests

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

The woman's voice...she sounds Midwestern and vaguely sexy, although it's a cold, authoritarian sexiness, the kind of voice that belongs to a woman who knows how emotionally pliable men are in her hands and embraces it with every moment.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

huh? was it someone reading those letters out on your voicemail? a human voice? or was it a robotic voice? what is your middle name?

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

sounds like someone's playing "windows reg key tag" with you. phone him back and say "F C K G W".

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

My initials are W N C. The more I listen to this voicemail, the stranger it seems. I should ask the front desk lady if she directed this woman to my phone, or if she called my extension directly.

hahahahaha WINDOWS REG KEY TAG

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

Are you in a tub full of ice? Do you have both of your kidneys?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

are your pants on? do you have all your teeth? have your eyebrows been inexplicably joined into one?

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

i like that you answered my random initials question. apparently the voicemail lady has brainwashed you into answering anything!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

nickalicious sir, cod lust vexes

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

Did you run into a drawly psychofreak who keeps calling you "mr. Andersonnnnnnnnn" and leers at you the way a carney looks at high school girls? Did he inject a robotic crawfish into your belly button?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

Well, it obviously has something to do with the National Security Council, so I wouldn't worry 'cause you only have hours left to live.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

Lung Virus

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

Nigga Said, "Churn Like Savalas"!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

(saValas)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

I got a cell phone text message while i was in vancouver that said something like "info@bugzdesign.com/MHGJJF%JDJ128HJF%*&&/Go Fuck Your Mother".

― donut christ (donut), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

Someone on ILX was testing to make sure they figured out your number and you've just confirmed it for them. This person wishes you only harm. Careful!

― Triple Ho, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

This shit is killing me. There is a slight pause between the C and the L.

IN ESS SEE [brief pause] EL VEE

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

bext x-post ever.

― donut christ (donut), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

National Security Council Loves Voles
Nugatory Sincerity, Counselor, Let's Vanquish
Non Sense Chap, Live Volleyball

(xposts)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

No Snorting Cocaine... Las Vegas

― donut christ (donut), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

Nickalicious, wuv

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

Never Send Coochie... Large Vampires!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

Neden Snatch Coochie... Labia VAGINA!!!!!!!!!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

Nice Save Chalmers, Less Vexing

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

NICK SUCKS COCK LONG, VIVACIOUS!

― chaki in charge (chaki), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

Neophyte Seeks Communiqué: Leaking Variations

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

haha I like the vampire warning idea! Nick, Seek Cover, Large Vampires! Maybe it's a message FROMT TEH BEYOND!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

Nice Soothing Cognac Leads Vermouth
Nude Santa Claus, Lego Ventriloquist

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

Nude Santa Claus, Lego Ventriloquist

GABBNEB WINS

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

The thing about the message that weirds me out the most, unlike every single other one of the hundredy billion twelve calls/voicemails I get a day here, is that the woman didn't do the professionalized STATE NAME/AFFILIATION HERE opening greeting. It's like BEEP okay I'm gonna talk crazy shit into your voicemail now.

― Nude Santa Claus, Lego Ventriloquist (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

Nicollette Sheridan won’t be a desperate housewife but she will be getting married.
Sheridan is engaged.
Her publicist confirms that Sheridan’s boyfriend popped the question over the holidays.
Nicklas Soderblom is an actor who had bit parts in a Playboy video called Wet and Wild and a thriller starring Traci Lords called Stir.

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

Nebbiolo Sucks Cabernet's Left Vinifera

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

Maybe she's trying to advertize an "LV" concert in Tennessee...

― JTS, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

Is there no way you can trace the call?

― JTS, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

Well, CLV are clearly Roman numerals, adding up to 155.

NEVER SPEND $155.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

If you do not decode this message in the next 24 hours young Timmy will die.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

I had seven messages from a crazy man who was completely livid at his older brother for stealing a credit card number to fund a stripper's drug habit.

― Pleasant Plains * (Pleasant Plains *), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

It must be the voicemail equivalent of a Numbers Station.

― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

I've heard odd reciting of letters on the phone before you know. When you get that "the call cannot be connected" slightly robotic female voice, it sometimes then recites these ramndom letters... I thnk its a PABX thing but Ive no idea wtf it means.

Or maybe the taliban are planning a meeting. Whoknows.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

Or, what cailtlin said.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

It is a wrong number. She is sharing in the disappointment of a Scotsman or something: "Innes, ce la vie".

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

And the operator message began while your v/m greeting was playing. That's why you only got the tail-end of of the recording.

― Pleasant Plains * (Pleasant Plains *), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

She's clearly saying "Nessie Elvi" which is obviously a reference to the Loch Ness Monster's new career as an Elvis impersonator.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

six years pass...

Voicemail one hour ago: Lucy, habla George el amigo de Hank. (Indecipherable) cuando to puedes , por favor gracias.

Voicemail ten minutes ago: Yeah Lucy, this is Walter. I need a cleaning lady for my house. Give me call back at (redacted number) Uh, I'm willing to pay some good money even though I didn't paint your ceiling. I'm amigo with George. Okay, gimme call back. Bye.

Voicemail thirty seconds ago: Lucy call back we're all worried about you. Puedes.

― they call him (remy bean), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

cuando tú puedes, that should be

― they call him (remy bean), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

eek.

― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

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