sophie howard vs lucy pinder vs michelle marsh

A google image search for "Sophie Howard" got me one photo of Sophie Ellis Bextor and about 70 photos of old people. So if you meant Sophie Ellis Bextor, I pick her. Otherwise, Sophie Howard is an old lady and you are gross, very gross.

Lucy Pinder does appear to have huge breasts, but unfortunately it seems like every single website that housed a photo of her, ever, is down, so I'm only going off of the thumbnails here. Does she look like Lindsay Lohan? Because that was what I was getting. I can't tell if she's got fakes or not, she's kind of thick so they could be real but that would alter my judgement so I have to reserve on this one.

Michelle Marsh looks like a cross between Ashley Simpson and Paris Hilton with el fakos.

Lucy Pinder, I say, by 3 points.

xpost Spencer you're the man now dog!!!

Zoo
http://www.zooweekly.co.uk/nav?page=zooweekly
Published by EMAP

I think a little bit of tears came up in my eyes

Michelle Marsh's voice: let's talk about it

Would it be more accurate to describe this thread as likely to end up as a monologue or likely to end up as a solilioquy?

Like, I "get" that the Nuts aesthetic is based around the idea of the "slightly more attractive version of women you meet in real life" schtick, big boobed-but-"attainable". But seriously. That fucking voice.

Michelle Marsh looks like a cross between Ashley Simpson and Paris Hilton with el fakos.

-- Allyzay Needs Legs More (allyzay), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 22:32 (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

Marsh is all-natural. Fake breasts are banned from Page 3 of The Sun and have been for nearly a decade.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44154000/jpg/_44154626_spencer_bbc203.jpg
"betty is probably the girl i've masturbated over the most out of the three."

Where would I expect to hear Michelle Marsh's voice? This is a loop I'm clearly out of

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1000532/plotsummary

She should post to ILX

Someone needs to fill that Luna-shaped void

i doubt very much that luna was shaped like sophie howard.

Nah, fat guys have pretty big tits

Where would I expect to hear Michelle Marsh's voice? This is a loop I'm clearly out of

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sijbtNuvXqQ <<< Michelle Marsh being interviewed about her single in 2007, which bombed hard. No nudity or swearing but probably marginally NFSW given the profession of the person being interviewed.

Having a job that's not safe for work, classic or dud?

Do you think pr0n is banned in the workplace if you work for a pr0n company?

Boss: "You're fired because you were caught surfing a pr0nographic website."
Dude: "But I was surfing our corporate website, which I'm the webmaster of! It's not my fault we're a pr0n movie studio!"

There's also a TR0N/PR0N pun there as well, but I'll refrain from using it...

On 6 November 2006 Marsh released her first single "I Don't Do"... It charted at 27 in the UK charts then dropped to 39 by its second week.

Round about Super Furry Animals level then. Still all to play for.

She has an odd accent, I can't quite place it. Got 40s into the clip linked before boredom struck and I hit the back button. Who gives a shit? Jesus christ!

She reminds me of...

http://shinymedia.headshift.com/corrieblog/curlyRaquelWedding-thumb.jpg

Curly Watts?

always up in that loft playing with her telescope

On 6 November 2006 Marsh released her first single "I Don't Do"... It charted at 27 in the UK charts then dropped to 39 by its second week.

Everyhit says noh.

OK I looked them up

A google image search for "Sophie Howard" got me one photo of Sophie Ellis Bextor and about 70 photos of old people. So if you meant Sophie Ellis Bextor, I pick her. Otherwise, Sophie Howard is an old lady and you are gross, very gross.

Lucy Pinder does appear to have huge breasts, but unfortunately it seems like every single website that housed a photo of her, ever, is down, so I'm only going off of the thumbnails here. Does she look like Lindsay Lohan? Because that was what I was getting. I can't tell if she's got fakes or not, she's kind of thick so they could be real but that would alter my judgement so I have to reserve on this one.

Michelle Marsh looks like a cross between Ashley Simpson and Paris Hilton with el fakos.

Lucy Pinder, I say, by 3 points.

xpost Spencer you're the man now dog!!!

-- Allyzay Needs Legs More (allyzay), Tuesday, January 4, 2005 5:32 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link
these women appear in Zoo and Nuts each week.

-- DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, January 4, 2005 5:33 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

Please, please tell me "Zoo and Nuts" is the name of one single magazine in the UK, and not two separate ones.

-- Allyzay Needs Legs More (allyzay), Tuesday, January 4, 2005 6:15 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

hahahahaa

excerpt:

i dont do
i dont do quiet and you dont do loud
i dont do lonely and you dont do croud
im on the up you pull me down

im tired of getting pushed around
im tired of getting pushed around

you say that you want me
you say that you want me got me caught in the rhil better meet me in the middle boy
you say that you need me but your sounding confused i think your ego is brusied

i dont do wot you think i should do
i dont do wot you asked me to do
i wont do wot you want me to do
let me show you big daddy

etc.....

While looking for that, found this:

Will You Love Me If I Don't Do Coke? by The Kingston Trio

Will you still love me if I don't do coke? Will you be my friend if I don't smoke?
I can't help it if it makes me choke. Will you love me if I don't do coke?

I know it's hip to snort a line or two. It makes you feel good when you get through.
There's nothing else I wouldn't do for you. Remember, that means there's more left for you

let me show you big daddy

She has a collection of 70s wrestling videos?

Well she is a "Zoo & Nuts" girl after all

EASY EASY EASY

got me caught in the rhil

Arriva Trains should have sued.

i am a classy and sensitive guy and therefore only wank over sullen, intellectual-looking french actresses from 60s new-wave films, not these plebian dollybirds.

let me show you big daddy

She has a collection of 70s wrestling videos?

-- NickB, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 16:18 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I'd like to see her Giant Haystacks... (sorry, sorry, sorry...)

she hasn't posed entirely naked yet. i think that's cool. she has alot of self respect.

i am a classy and sensitive guy and therefore only wank over sullen, intellectual-looking french actresses from 60s new-wave films, not these plebian dollybirds.

― jeremy waters, Tuesday, July 29, 2008 9:18 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

raise a glass to this dude

http://www.soulstrut.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/headz.gif

Actually quite entertaining:

http://www.youtube.com/user/thelynxeffect

dunno how michelle marsh even got in here.

Keeley ftw anyway obv

I tried 'wanking' (ahem), then 'reading', but it broek...

Server Error in '/uk/lucy-pinder/pindering' Application.

her smile is beautiful, it reminds me of a girl at college who i've spoken to before.

Anyway, this is a bit like that website from a while ago where the guy in the chicken suit would appear to do whatever you typed in.