Do Any Diet Pills Work?

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

Because I'm always hungry and I want to lost weight.

― way logged off, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

go on the Jenny Crank diet.

― Steely Zan (AaronHz), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think anorectics take diet pills. I don't think it's their style. So you must be an impostor.

― youn, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

the............................refriiiiiiigerrrrratorrrrrr...................................it'sssssssss...............................moooooving

― Steely Zan (AaronHz), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't suppose I'm going to get a single serious answer am I.

― way logged off, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 03:55 (twenty-one years ago)

run one mile

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

diet pills are like speed innit? my answer was serious, just get some crank

― Steely Zan (AaronHz), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I run a half an hour a day five or six times a week. Have been for four months now. I've lost three pounds. I can't stop eating. Help!

xpost--I don't know any drug dealers, so I need legal suggestions, if possible.

― way logged off, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

staple one stomach

― Steely Zan (AaronHz), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

why don't you, uh, ask one doctor?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

the compassion is moving

xpost--I have. He mumbled something about a slow metabolism and vanity which wasn't much help.

― way logged off, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

The fact you're exercising a lot will make you hungry, surely? This is not a Bad Thing. Eat, just dont eat shit. Eat lots of veggies and pulses and rice. Dont eat fats or junk food or sugar.

Diet pills in the oldskool sense probably arent even prescribed anymore - they're speed. Like Aaron sugests maybe you should watch Requiem for a Dream, THEN see if you still want diet pills ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, protien be fillin'. Eat a lot of fish.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

And if yr already a size 8, STFU and stop worrying.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 04:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Hoodio Gordoni pills + eat only protein for 2 weeks. Then, ease back onto vegetable carbs. Avoid alcohol, pasta, bread, rice and potato for eternity, but occasionally enjoy them.

― Triple Ho, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Requiem's certainly scary, but I wanna be a slim-hipped hipster like all the other kiddies. It's not fair!

Uh, what are pulses?

― way logged off, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

pulses = lentils, chickpeas, dried beans. No fat, loads of fibre and protien, cheap and very filling! :)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

when you're a slim-hipped hipster you'll still think you're fat.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 04:20 (twenty-one years ago)

take trucker speed. yellow jackets, etc. drink lots of coffee and take laxatives.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I keep hearing lots about xenical (sp?) It's expensive and if you can put up with the runs whenever you eat too much fat maybe it's the ticket.

― papa november (papa november), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

actually, coffee spikes your insulin, which acts like sugar/carbs and causes hunger and storage of fat. Not good when combined with a strict "no eating" policy.

― Triple Ho, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)

eat healthy, exercise daily, drink lots of water and tea. have at it.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 05:22 (twenty-one years ago)

and don't forget the hoodia gordoni cactus pills! Ya see, crazy africans take it between hunts when they have no food. It works that good! It is the main ingredient in overpriced Trim Spa X32, but you can get pure Hoodia for much less online.

― Triple Ho, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.