Honest (self-mockery) Marketing -- will this work?

From IDEAS section:

"We have really smart people who are always thinking up totally cool shit. We have a meeting room with a big, round, expensive table. When you hire us for marketing and consulting projects, we spend lots of time sitting around the table having meetings.
Our female staff members are all hot, so, even if there's nothing to meet about, we'll sit and flirt with them, and charge you for the time. When one of our new-age marketing gurus or design experts or consultants has an idea, the rest of us look at him or her with serious expressions and write stuff down on paper.
We also have one of those dry-erase boards on the wall, and we take turns making flow-charts and brain-storming and talking about 'injecting creativity into market positioning,' and cool stuff like that."