Does anybody else grade their poos?

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During the act i flit between different scores (out of ten) dependant on the following variables:

Splashback
Solidity
Comfort
Speed
Wipe

I'm thinking about keeping a poo diary.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

you forgot buoyancy and color. and size. ew.

― ai lien (kold_krush), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

smell is a factor.

i've never had a problem keeping a good poo down.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

i think the score should really also factor in volume (as in amount), and volume.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

poo: POO

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

i'm yet to do a 10/10.

couple of 9's though (i didnt even have to wipe!)

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

if you aren't eating things specifically to gain color/texture points, then don't even talk to me until you get your game up, rookie.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)

How do you know you didn't have to wipe unless you wiped?

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)

Mirrors?

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

(xpost) I've heard all I want to hear about you and wiping, dude.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

hey, at least I didn't start this thread.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

POO DIARY

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

How do you grade GHOST POOS?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

mirrors

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

as extra credit.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

its going to be like the diary of Anne Frank except less nazis and more awkward toilet situations.

actually maybe not more.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

eat a big box of "Crows" brand black licorice gumdrops.
then grade your poo.

― robots in love (robotsinlove), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

"black as the depths of the jungle"

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

This thread need to join forces with the "what did you eat today" thread for the full cause-and-effect analysis.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

i thought you meant as in eating poos for a minute there.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

God, you ARE the new Ken C.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

eating poos for a minute

is this some new Fear Factor stunt?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

omg you are the straight ken c!!!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

the A$hur$t/KEN C FAP is going to be one hell of a FAP.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

and now on FEAR FACTOR you will eat as many poos as you can for the next 60 seconds.

"HES EATING THEM FASTER THAN I BE MAKING THEM!"

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

length

― Stevem On X (blueski), Thursday, 6 January 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

did i post on this yet? no. good.

― John (jdahlem), Thursday, 6 January 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

www.ratemypoo.com

― Lingbertt, Thursday, 6 January 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

I'll start rating my poos when they start rating me.

Can't believe Dan isn't in this thread.

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 January 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

I use a standard grader on them then a layer of gravel, then the asphalt and the roller and finally the striper.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 6 January 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ratemypoo.com

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 6 January 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

(clickable)

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 6 January 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

i spent ages looking at poos before i realised what was going on.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Thursday, 6 January 2005 23:48 (twenty years ago)

Splashback
Solidity
Comfort
Speed
Wipe

Please explain which of these is good and which, contrarily, is bad. I would like to guess according to the personal feelings that I have:

Splashback : bad
Solidity: good
Comfort: a little discomfort is good
Speed: the longer the better; any less than half an hour gets max 8
Wipe: at this stage judging is closed; for fun only; less = good, unless huge lumps of steaming shit are pulled onto the paper and top marks girl

― Caleb Keyelski (Eyeball Kicks), Friday, 7 January 2005 01:26 (twenty years ago)

a little discomfort is good!?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 January 2005 01:32 (twenty years ago)

the Top & Bottom 20 on ratemypoo.com are beyond disturbing. several call for immediate medical attention.

the outhouse shots are all out cheating in my book. it's like comparing a relay race to a 100-yard dash--there's no individual achievement.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 7 January 2005 01:32 (twenty years ago)

Jesus Christ, I thought I had an iron stomach. That bottom 20 is fucking vile (but I'll probably go back again).

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 January 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

i need to take a picture of the chart in the library men's room

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Friday, 7 January 2005 01:59 (twenty years ago)

i'd forgotten how disgusting that site is. i look at those pictures and I think "who takes a (for example) green cabbage pudding looking shit and thinks 'neat! i really need to take a picture of this! I wonder how it stacks up (har har) against other people's shit?'"

But then I remember that I once had a roommate who was so impressed by the size of one of his doo doo logs that he put on a rubber glove, picked the turd up out of the toilet, and measured it with a ruler. This same guy used to piss and shit into empty gatorade bottles and store them in his yard. I'm sure that if he'd had a digital camera at the time, he would have taken a poo snapshot or two.

― Lingbertt, Friday, 7 January 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

I'm thinking about keeping a poo diary.

Do you mean a blog?

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 7 January 2005 02:04 (twenty years ago)

that was a really shitty pun j.lu

― Lingbertt, Friday, 7 January 2005 02:10 (twenty years ago)

40 FUCKING POSTS!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 7 January 2005 02:12 (twenty years ago)

41 now, 42. Jesus, ILX!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 7 January 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

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Splashback 10
Solidity 0
Comfort 10
Speed ?
Wipe -100

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 7 January 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

Nonchalance 10
Suavitude 10

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 7 January 2005 02:34 (twenty years ago)

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― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 7 January 2005 02:37 (twenty years ago)

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― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 7 January 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

I tend not to go for numbers per se, prefering a shape in a box type read out like you get for player stats in PES 3 and 4

― lukey (Lukey G), Friday, 7 January 2005 09:57 (twenty years ago)

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