BBC in w3bspeak ph3n0m3n0n shocka

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The BBC, in an attempt to maximise the internet audience are to present headlines in special webspeak format for the 'real life impared'

Such headlines as:

thousands pwned in m4dr1d b0mbx0r
"w3v3 fuxored 3veryth1ing" says m0th3r on AIM

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 7 January 2005 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"dud3 W00+!!!!!! w3 ha>

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 January 2005 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck! i mean

"dud3 W00+!!!!!! w3 ha><0r Bu><1ngh4m p414ce" said 1337x0rs 4 Ju5+1C3

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 January 2005 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

man LOLs @ G0r>0n 8r0\/\/n w1th 3gg

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 7 January 2005 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

N3W5F145H : blunk33+ wuvs K1mb3r1y qu1nn!!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 January 2005 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

f0r 8raill3 v3rs10n m4sh teh k3yb0ard

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 7 January 2005 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

0mG!! TEH 5CR33M H4X0R3D!!!!!!!!!!111

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 January 2005 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

t0\/\/3r h4X0r3d 8y plan35.

g0 to: 8u5h
war

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 7 January 2005 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

8u5h: 411 ur b453 r b-10ng 2 U.S.!!!!!!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 January 2005 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

l480ur > c0n53rva71v3

"w3 w4s r0883d" say5 K3nn3dy

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 7 January 2005 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

B14!R $P33RH34DZ0RZ M!DDL3-3333ZT P34C3 T4LKZ J0O

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 7 January 2005 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

L33+ +3rr0R!z+X0r 0z4M4 8!|\| L4D3|\| h3 S4Y: "h4h4 \/\/33 p\/\/|\|3d yR 4ssX0r |)00|)"

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 7 January 2005 09:16 (twenty-one years ago)

my head hurts.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 7 January 2005 09:44 (twenty-one years ago)

congratulations on cloning yourself ken c

― Stevem On X (blueski), Friday, 7 January 2005 10:29 (twenty-one years ago)

was that comment absolutely vital??

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 January 2005 11:44 (twenty-one years ago)

way to go, Liz! (I didn't try to read it.)

― youn, Friday, 7 January 2005 11:45 (twenty-one years ago)

0mG! li2 is n0w 1337!!!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 January 2005 11:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Ken, is it absolutely vital for you to say absolutely vital on every single thread?

― RickyT (RickyT), Friday, 7 January 2005 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

sometimes i make crap puns.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 January 2005 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

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