this is a thread i started latelate last night and ANDREW moved it because (i think???) of the thread title...well i felt and still feel it's important for the zitfaced among us. they are out there, some of them are staring at this very post ___right now___....
just scroll down to the bottom if you don't want to read the rest of the drug-induced nonsense:
well iwas trying to take a pic of my fave but FUCKIT no usb cable.
thingis digitcal cameras suck or at least the cheap ones do.
i was trying to demonstrate (i don't remember why now) my enlarged pores blotchy skin and otherwise smack-addled face but THEY DO NOT SHOW UP ANYWAY EVEN WITHOUT FLASH. WHY? i think something in the camera manipulates your face away from its actual presence..for instance in ALL the photos i took one eye was WAY larger than the other...DESPITE the fact that when i looked in the mirror this was not the case. now YES one of my eyes IS much larger than the other but AT THIS TIME they were of equivalent size...EXCEPT in the film...or whatever digital photos would be called. strange.
what do you look like, not that i give a shit. but i don't think we'eve had one of these in awhile and i don't know where else to post this.
-- John (johndahle...) (webmail), January 7th, 2005 12:37 AM. (jdahlem) (link)
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What do you look like now that ILX is back up? (December 2004 edition)
-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), January 7th, 2005 12:38 AM. (mcutt) (tracklink) (link)
DRINK ONE WATER
-- Carl Winslow and Jeanne-Claude (power.strik...) (webmail), January 7th, 2005 12:52 AM. (deangulberry) (link)
OH WHOOPS FUCK YOU.
-- John (johndahle...) (webmail), January 7th, 2005 12:56 AM. (jdahlem) (link)
is this the same john from i love baseball? would derek jeter approve of smack?
-- hstencil (hstenc!...) (webmail), January 7th, 2005 12:58 AM. (hstencil) (link)
no, but a-rod would!
-- mookieproof (mookieproo...) (webmail), January 7th, 2005 12:59 AM. (mookieproof) (link)
dean what does that mean anyway. i am not on e. also i drink water like...a fish. if yr talking abt bad skin that is. see there are all sorts of phallacies at work: the only thing that really works (for zits etc anyway) - STRIDEX DAY/NIGHT CREME. shits un miraglo. everything else is just someone or other trying to rip you off.
you're a fantastic looking lot though!!!!
-- John (johndahle...) (webmail), January 7th, 2005 1:02 AM. (jdahlem) (link)
I AM NOT ON FUCKING SMACK FOR HTE LAST TIME. I JUST LOOOOOK LIKE IT SEE??
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE?????
-- John (johndahle...) (webmail), January 7th, 2005 1:03 AM. (jdahlem) (link)
hahaha. goddammit i can't find a picture of the a-rod smack anywhere on teh conputr.
-- hstencil (hstenc!...) (webmail), January 7th, 2005 1:04 AM. (hstencil) (link)
goddammit andrew.
-- hstencil (hstenc!...) (webmail), January 7th, 2005 1:04 AM. (hstencil) (link)
WHAT THE FUCK
-- John (johndahle...) (webmail), January 7th, 2005 1:04 AM. (jdahlem) (link)
ANDREW I THINK YOURE HOT
-- John (johndahle...) (webmail), January 7th, 2005 1:05 AM. (jdahlem) (link)
Thanks dude!
-- Andrew (n...) (webmail), January 7th, 2005 1:06 AM. (enneff) (link)
(now move this back?) it has a lot of potential plus i think my stridex tip will really help the pimple-riddled.
-- John (johndahle...) (webmail), January 7th, 2005 1:08 AM. (jdahlem) (link)
(That's what i mean by potential, if you've seen the commercials a lot of kids w/ acne are AFRAID TO GO OUT ON FRIDAY NIGHTS...poor children...see this is an epidemic man, arguably worse than ebola (for real) and there's a 2.50 solution waiting there in your local dept store...)
-- John (johndahle...) (webmail), January 7th, 2005 1:10 AM. (jdahlem) (link)
― John (jdahlem), Friday, 7 January 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)