enjoying the smell of your own crotch

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maybe i have a taste for the tasteless, but i quite enjoy it. im not talking about a horrid, musty smell, just the slightly odour-full smell you get when you havent bathed in a day and have been sweating a little bit. ok, maybe i am talking about that.

― ppp, Monday, 10 January 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

if you explore further, you may or may not find that your crotch to be far from tasteless, if it smells.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 10 January 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

i just bought a new shower gel last night and now in the morning the entirety of me (crotch included) smells like watermelon. it's so great.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 10 January 2005 13:17 (twenty years ago)

nothing compares to the natural odour of armpits or crotches.

― ppp, Monday, 10 January 2005 13:21 (twenty years ago)

except watermelon

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 10 January 2005 13:26 (twenty years ago)

do you sit around naked and pretend that your nipples are pips?

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 10 January 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

That's some fucked-up spitting.

― Captain GRRRios' Giggletits (Barima), Monday, 10 January 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this thread

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 10 January 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

i'm more concerned about hari's crotch nipples

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 10 January 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

xpost that's what they all say, ste.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 10 January 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

i once had a girlfriend who properly smelled. everyone else thought she was really hot, and alone i carried the burden of knowing that everything below her waistline smelt like rotting meat. looking back i now think this was our pheromones communicating: if we had had babies, they would have had three eyes or something, but one day she'll meet a man who thinks she tastes better than anything he's ever eaten, and they will love each other forever.

― bengo, Tuesday, 11 January 2005 02:45 (twenty years ago)

Unless he actually eats eats her.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

ohmygod.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

I think you are a wonderful person, Bengo.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 06:00 (twenty years ago)

Bengo! I am coming out of self-enforced semi-ILX-retirement for this post (err, and the one I started earlier) to share with you fortitude and understanding. I have been in an identical situation, with the added frustration of the girl having a preternatural fondness for cunnelingus. She was one of my first girlfriends, and for almost six months after I broke up with her (I was 16, I think) I was repulsed to the point of gagging at the thought of performing orally on any woman.

― Remy IS THE Snush (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 06:06 (twenty years ago)

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 06:07 (twenty years ago)

yah jer.. you probably should stayed in "self-enforced semi-ILX-retirement" just for that post

― chakicheezes, Tuesday, 11 January 2005 06:13 (twenty years ago)

penises must not come in many flavor varieties, at least not that i have noticed.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 06:27 (twenty years ago)

You mean the smell of penis or the stuff contained within? Because if we're talking jizz, I've found the flavour varieties are boundless.

― papa november (papa november), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 06:29 (twenty years ago)

maybe my tastebuds are broken.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 06:32 (twenty years ago)

Now isn't a good time to be enjoying a tuna and mayonnaise bap.

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 06:33 (twenty years ago)

maybe it's time for some ihttp://www.semenex.com/smnx10_glass01_mo.gif

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 00:18 (twenty years ago)

woops http://www.semenex.com/smnx10_glass01_mo.gif

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

what is that

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 00:24 (twenty years ago)

Because if we're talking jizz, I've found the flavour varieties are boundless.

Pistachio? Cumquat? Butterscotch? Nutmeg? Blancmange?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

Please please please please please please please god, let them introduce chocolate flavor. (xpost)

― I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

COCKOLATE

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

phish food, surely

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

"No, and don't call me Shirley."

― I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

well your name is george, surely

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:30 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha, no, actually it's William, but you missed that thread.

― I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

What about the odor of one's own gas? Breathing it in, luxuriating in it, stewing in one's own fumes, smelling one's strategically placed fingers after the intitial moment? I KNOW I SURE DON'T!

― The National, Wednesday, 12 January 2005 03:27 (twenty years ago)

No, but I'd rather smell my own wind than someone else's. I know what I've been eating, so there won't be too many surprises. But sometimes I'll get blindsided by someone else's gas and my only conscious thought will be to find the nearest furnace and get in.

― I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

Do you ever cough in front of your computer, not cover your mouth because you're typing, and then see kaleidoscopic rainbow spittle speckled randomly across your monitor like diamond stars against the canvas of night?

― The National, Wednesday, 12 January 2005 03:45 (twenty years ago)

maybe they could put some of these questions in the government's next british household survey? i believe there's no data on any of them at present.

― bengo, Wednesday, 12 January 2005 11:40 (twenty years ago)

Mmm, I enjoy the smell of my stingy farts. Well, not enjoy exactly but they are somehow compelling and I find myself inhaling deeply.

― someone else kidding on they're me, Wednesday, 12 January 2005 12:08 (twenty years ago)

you should try and be more generous with your farts.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 12:13 (twenty years ago)

The farts would appear to be the ones that need to be more beneficent.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 12:31 (twenty years ago)

stop it at once

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

that's not healthy

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

Stingy farts?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

one time in P.E i did a really smelly fart and blamed it on the person next to me and the teacher sent him to see the nurse because it smelt so bad.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

Did you inadvertantly save his life? Did they find a tapeworm or polyps or something?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

Mmm, I enjoy the smell of my stingy farts. Well, not enjoy exactly but they are somehow compelling and I find myself inhaling deeply.
-- someone else kidding on they're me, Wednesday, January 12, 2005 4:08 AM

― gershy, Sunday, 7 October 2007 05:20 (seventeen years ago)

I thought this thread would have pix of Sarah Silverman.

― libcrypt, Monday, 8 October 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

Eddie Murphy OTM, you have to smell your own farts, because you have to grade them.

― kenan, Monday, 8 October 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago)

I know that my dog is a big fan of smelling his own crotch.

― Abbott, Monday, 8 October 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago)

One of my kitties loves to smell the other's crotch, but ONLY when the other one is eating or drinking or otherwise occupied. It seems kinda unfair to me, but she'd get a punch in the face if she tried it at any other time.

― libcrypt, Monday, 8 October 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

from you or the other cat?

― latebloomer, Monday, 8 October 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago)

The other kitty told the sniffin' kitty, talk to the claw.

― libcrypt, Monday, 8 October 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago)

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