"The offender was warned several times about calling me a cunt. We came to a mutual understanding and he went away in the opposite direction. When I heard him shouting "Goodbye you cunt, you're the biggest cunting cunt out of all the cunts I've ever met. You cunt." I decided to arrest him under Section 5."
I liked the bloke who mooned the police from the kebab shop window. "Did you just do it because there was a camera there? Say sorry then, and we'll leave it at that."
― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)