Foods I'm (you're) in love with that I (you) can't get around here (there)

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If they were ethnic & exotic, I could probably get them, but since they're so mundane:
-Prawn sandwiches
-Doner kebabs
-Lion bars
-Chicago hotdogs


I can make a prawn sandwich, but I can't buy one.
I can't buy a doner kebab that tastes right, and I'm not too keen on trying to make one.
I have four Lion bars that I'm saving for desperate times. I may try to make some out of creme wafers, caramel, rice krispies and chocolate, cuz man, iz them good.
I can now make a Chicago hotdog because I went to Vienna Beef and bought a case of 'em. But, can't get poppyseed buns, hon.

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

And Lincoln Avenue spinach pizza, which they no longer make, but it was great and cannot be duplicated.

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

FALAFEL IN MISSISSIPPI

I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

You could make falafel! FALAWESOME!

Not exactly a food per se, but I would love to be able to buy Cheerwine, like, anywhere around these parts.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

i can never eat the food i want to at the time i want to. except last Saturday when we made kick-ass moussaka.

Stevem On X (blueski), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

SOUTHERN COOKING

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

egg and cheese on a poppy seed bagel.

lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

Cheerwine - totally!
White Castle
Crunchie candy bars
a good meat pie
pickled onion flavoured crisps (and other fun flavours, too)

other stuff wot I can't think of

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

FALAFEL IN MISSISSIPPI

Keifer's in Jack-town! Can't vouch for the falafel, but they have some tasty dishes.

Will (will), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

decent tortillas, abuelitas coming to your door selling tamales.

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

Where do you live dave225? they have lion bars in chicago . . . you just have to know where to get them. crunchies as well.

kelsey (kelstarry), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

gah? where? I'm a be in Chicago on Friday...

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

Fox & Obel grocery & also in Wrigleyville . . . there's this random convenience store near clark & sheffield that sells all sorts of british candy.

kelsey (kelstarry), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

Prosciutto, generally speaking. Thus one reason why I lurve the fact I'm off to Italy in July.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

violet crumbles... just one...

Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

HAH! Um, meanwhile, Thai food, Indian food, Vietnamese food, oh I could go on and on, but it just depresses me so i won't. i think i win.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

There was this drink that I used to get in India called fresh lime soda, which I think was basically just a lot of lime juice and soda water. You could also get it with sugar syrup, which made it sweet lime soda. It was so refreshing and good, kind of like the San Pellegrino Limonata drink but not as sweet and limey instead of lemony. I guess I could try to make it myself.

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

Really good Satsumas -- even the ones I get at Jungle Jim's aren't as good as the ones I used to buy by the side of the road.

Walker's marmite crisps. If it were ridged, it would be my favorite potato chip since Ruffles canceled their hot wings flavored chips. I'm spoiled about British stuff, because we can get Aero bars and Violet Crumbles (sorry Jimmy) and Maltesers pretty easily, but even the All Things British store has a limited selection of overpriced crisps.

SEAFOOD. On the one hand: DAMMIT, I am land-locked, and thank God I'm going to New Orleans in a couple weeks, in the midst of crab and crawfish seasons. On the other hand: thank God it is now and not 25 years ago, because between food transport and fish farms, I have access to more decent seafood than I did when I was a kid and only lived an hour from the ocean ("you can have haddock ... or you can have lobster. Or you can have lobster ... or you can have haddock.")

Moxie, although between people sending it and my rationing it, I do okay.

Lion. I've never had it, but I can't get it here.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

I bet lion is tough. Chewy.

I can't find good prosciutto around here either. I can find a'ight prosciutto, but a'ight prosciutto will only make a'ight dishes.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

Tep. You are only the second person I've ever met that likes Moxie. I almost wish I grew up on it so I'd like it.

kelsey (kelstarry), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

penn state pretzels. confusingly only available in the UK apparently.

kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

HAH! Um, meanwhile, Thai food, Indian food, Vietnamese food

umm, where do you live??

phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

Sopapillas. I have seen neither hide nor hair of them since leaving Colorado.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

= 12 years of no sopapillas!

Also Sonic.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

vietnamese food seconded. specially pho and vietnamese sandwiches. actually, all of it.

ai lien (kold_krush), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

Kelsey, Moxie tastes like Satan's soda. Run away! Run away!

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

breakfast tacos

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

satsumas seconded

LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

vietnamese food seconded. specially pho and vietnamese sandwiches. actually, all of it.

How happy am I that Lee's Sandwiches just opened across from UCI? Very. Sure it's almost the Starbucks of the approach but it's cheap and it's good.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

"umm, where do you live??"


I live on a little island. there are only two chinese places and i am scared of the one near me cuz there is never anyone in there and there is no sign on the door. when i went off-island recently i went to this pan-asian place and got vietnamese and thai and indonesian and chinese. it wasn't all great, but i was in heaven. i hadn't eaten asian food in a year and a half. since i moved from philly. mmmmmm, now i'm getting hungry. i might have to bite the eggroll bullet and go to the scary place. maybe it's not that bad. i just need that taste every once in a while.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

PIXIE STICKS (even the import candy place in covent garden does not stock these, it hurts me in my heart)
Mega Warheads
Jolt Cola
Slush Puppies
Affordable sushi

(also I am takin' a moment here to be thankful that we *finally* have vanilla coke in this country, mm)

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

Gravel, you're moving to Toronto, right? It's worth mentioning that ALL of the things on your list are READILY AVAILABLE here!

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

Yay! Can you get slush puppies in shops, or only bowling alleys? I don't really understand sweet angophilism - do y'all not like sugar or something?

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

Can Dolly Mixture be acquired for love or money, over there?

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

MARMITE Walker Crisps???!!!
wow

I am seriously addicted to Jelly Babies

S!monB!rch (Carey), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

oh shit that's right, nabisco, you're from pueblo too aren't you? remember that Sonic on, uh, Northern? I loved that place when I was a kid (okay it wasn't Northern, I can't remember where it was).

kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

I wish they had 7-11's in NY.

S!monB!rch (Carey), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

goya champuru :_(

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gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

Gravel: There is a chain of sweet shops in Toronto called Sugar Mountain, and most of the locations have a Slush Puppies machine on-site. Ditto the sweets you listed, and some UK sweets (like Heath bars) that I've not seen anywhere else.

Also, we like our sugar just fine here. I have a sweet tooth for sure.

Also, also: I would have posted more on the "Moving To Toronto" thread, but most of the salient points had been made already. Drop me an email if you want my take on it - I moved here over a decade ago.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

Don't listen to luna, kelsey. Moxie is magic.

And yeah, Marmite crisps are terrific. I've never had marmite, so it's kind of an odd experience, I can't tell if they're actually marmite-flavored or not (now I have to get marmite, obviously; I am putting it on my grocery list immediately).

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

I Second "affordable Sushi",

and submit: Sweet Tea

j.m. lockery (j.m. lockery), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

I'd send peeps any Aussie lollies you wanted (like Violet Crumbles, say) but they'd prolly get smished up in the post.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

affordable sushi probably = crap sushi.

COFFEE SYRUP.

Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

Kyle: my Sonic-of-choice was directly across the street from East High School. Mere steps away. Across from the Loaf'n'Jug on Troy Ave.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

7-11s in Japan don't have Slurpees.

J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

Breakfast tacos! You can get 'em here in DC, but they don't measure up to the San Antonio standard--no lengua, barbacoa, or other alarming fillings.

Also missing: That one hot waitress at the coffee bar with the Germs tattoo.

Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:06 (twenty years ago)

Now I miss barbacoa! And I regret every time I didn't buy it at HEB.

Oh, and Buffalo Wild Wings. There is one that might be opening here, but the "Buffalo Wild Wings: Coming Soon!" sign is now gone, although the building it was attached to remains.

When I move out of Indiana, I will miss its bacon and apples, the smoked chicken from my butcher, and the duck eggs, pears, and German green tomatoes from the farmer's market.

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)

"I can now make a Chicago hotdog because I went to Vienna Beef and bought a case of 'em. But, can't get poppyseed buns, hon."

I want to know where I can buy the damn relish (the buns would be nice too.)

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

Tep, when are you going to New Orleans?

I mostly love New Orleans food that I can't get around here...even the cool Seafood Center in town won't order up fresh crawfish (um, because the fatality rate was too high), and you can only get 'fancy' po' boys.

I was craving a Philly cheesesteak too, but I had a slice of cheesesteak pizza today that more than sated me.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:22 (twenty years ago)

My friends who went to China and left me with their cats are going to be back for a visit this month and next, so I'm tagging along with them when they go down to Louisiana -- the 31st or so through Feb 11th. I'm going to be there for Mardi Gras purely by coincidence, which is weird, but I'll be there for enough days both before and after that I ought to still be able to do normal stuff. (And I'll actually be in Baton Rouge half the time because no one I know lives in New Orleans itself anymore, we've all moved. It's like when the St Elmo's Fire kids stop going to that bar.)

I bought frozen crawfish tails last month for a dinner party, and they were terrible -- the Louisiana ones have shot up in price because of a drought, so all I could find were Chinese ones that smelled somewhat like clams and made for strange gumbo. Next month, I will gorge myself on seafood.

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

1. Boudreau & Thibodeau in Houma, LA
2. Tommy's

Gator Magoon (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

so I'm tagging along with them when they go down to Louisiana -- the 31st or so through Feb 11th.

PLEASE go to Boudreau & Thibodeau (see previous post) in Houma. That place was just too good to not share.

Gator Magoon (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

i keep reading this thread as:

Fools I'm (you're) in love with that I (you) can't get around here (there)

as for foods.... i LOVED the sausages with mustard you could buy from stalls in germany when i was there. mmmmmm.

gem (trisk), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

Oh man, turtle sauce piquante. I'm definitely going to put a vote in for Boudreau and Thibodeau's, thanks Chris. I think that actually made my stomach growl.

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 03:39 (twenty years ago)

frybread

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 03:43 (twenty years ago)

and nabisco otm

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 03:45 (twenty years ago)

New Orleans is the only place I've ever been served a french-fry po-boy--with gravy. That city is clearly the apex of human civilization, plus Haiti.

Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 05:25 (twenty years ago)

VELVEETA SHELLS AND CHEESE!!!

Omigod, my mum brought me two boxes over from the States, and I spent quite some time on Friday night trying to explain why it was so great to random English. Yes, I know it's disgusting. Aerosol cheese is wrong on so many levels. It's so orange. And artificial. And salty. And weird. And gross. But it is the TASTE OF CHILDHOOD AND I LOVE IT!!!

The closest I could get to getting them to understanding it was erm, Marmite, I guess.

Anyway, I took a box over to Catty's house yesterday and she practically mugged me at the door for it. At least someone understands. Oh, the artificial cheesy producty goodness.

Masonic Boom-Boom (kate), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 09:56 (twenty years ago)

mmm. shells and cheese. i think you can get kraft mac and cheese at the shephards grocery stores, but not velveeta. boo.

i miss:
-chicago style pizza (and didn't get to have any when i was back, darn the weather)
-waffles
-morningstar farms veggie sausages (both links and patties)

i was thinking of other stuff as well, but these three are at the top of my list. what i wouldn't give for a pizza from giordanos. don't they do semi-cooked ones? wonder if they'd make it if shipped next-day air, or something...

colette (a2lette), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 11:34 (twenty years ago)

You can get proper Kraft Diner at the Canadian Shop in Covent Garden, but nothing is quite like Velveeta.

Masonic Boom-Boom (kate), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 11:39 (twenty years ago)

Kraft dinner. I've only had it once and I liked it ok but didn't love it at the time... and now I'm having cravings.

beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 11:41 (twenty years ago)

whoa xpost... ok I'm heading there this week.

beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 11:42 (twenty years ago)

Blue crabs and all that can be done with them. I have since found that you can fake crab cakes and crab dip if you spend a lot of money on the right tin of Asian crab meat, but I feel like a dope when I pay as much for a couple of tins as I would for a pound of fresh jumbo lump.

Old Bay, but I get that sent to me and have become a source for lots of German and Austrian friends.

Maryland fried chicken. Viennese baked chicken is really good and a better choice than KFC, but it's not the same.

Berger's cookies. I get a box or two every Christmas; they last about an hour.

Good cheap Chinese food. Over here, you get at best two out of three of those modifiers, and they're usually "cheap" and "Chinese".

Decent ice tea in a bottle.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 11:45 (twenty years ago)

English Mac N Cheese is just not right. For a start, it's generally white, when it should be bright carcinogenic orange. Also, it requires being baked, while proper Mac N Cheese should just be boiled and then mixed.

Except, well, maybe Annies Organic Mac N Cheese which is actually white, but that's cause it doesn't have crazy food colouring in it. It's lovely anyways. Especially the colour of the boxes.

Masonic Boom-Boom (kate), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 11:47 (twenty years ago)

i miss freehand pours. half an inch of whiskey pooled sadly at the bottom of a tall glass shouldn't really be considered a drink.

xpost - but baking is the key to good mac n cheese!

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 11:49 (twenty years ago)

If any of you can't get Amy's Cheese Pizza Toaster Pops in your city, you guys need to start cultural relief fund websites for yourselves, because the thought of not having these makes me cry waterfalls.

donut christ (donut), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 11:51 (twenty years ago)

Baking? Baking?!??!?

What, like, homemade mac n cheese? No, no, that's not right, it totally destroys the teenage/student comfort food aspect of Mac N Cheese if you do anything except boil it in a pot and mix together the powder (or add the slime, if it is Velveeta). Preferably it should be eaten directly out of the pot for maximum comfort factor, as well.

Masonic Boom-Boom (kate), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 11:51 (twenty years ago)

it's totally all about the comfort aspect, yes, which is why i have to have mine baked. my parents never let me have kraft or velveeta shells or hamburger helper or anything like that, so i don't have the same associations as a lot of my friends with boxed pasta dinners.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 11:54 (twenty years ago)

My parents never let me have them, either. (My father didn't believe in pasta.) Which is possibly why I love them so much. Because they're things that I discovered and made myself, and could not be spoiled by my mum's cooking.

Gahhh... hamburger helper... cheeseburger macaroni makes me wish I could still eat meat. I wonder if it would work with Quorn?

Masonic Boom-Boom (kate), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 11:57 (twenty years ago)

i'm sure you could use soy mince for that. i've had it a lot in lasagne, which kind of works on the same culinary principle.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

morningstart "grillers" fakeo hamburger crumbles work great for this.

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

i only ate velveeta at college, but i think i actually prefer kraft mac and cheese now. should go buy some the next time i'm at baker street! mmm. orange food.

that reminds me: mc donald's orange drink. i love the stuff, and went to mcd's several times while back just to get a supersize vat of it.

mmm. and 7-11 lemonade fruut cooler. i don't know if they make it anymore, but the summer i was living in chicago i had it at least once a day.

xpost: the only morningstar farms stuff i've ever seen over here is the fake bacon, oddly. (had yummy toasted bacon sandwiches last night. mmmmm)

colette (a2lette), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

steak 'n shake, arby's, TOASTED RAVIOLI :(

bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

There aren't any BOJANGLESes anywhere near here.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

Little Debbie Snack Cakes. Especially the Star Crunch.

Is it still 99 cents or has there been inflation?

Masonic Boom-Boom (kate), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

alphabet soup :\
tang :/
taco bell :(

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

Kate: I think the Little Debbie's stuff is up to $1.09 to 1.29 depending. I've never had the Star Crunch, but we keep Nutty Bars on hand around here.

I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

Star Crunch is food of the gods. It's like a soggy rice krispie bar SMOTHERED in that weird not-quite-chocolate stuff that they cover all their cakes in. Oh yeah.

Masonic Boom-Boom (kate), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 14:56 (twenty years ago)

Actually, that sounds gross right now (he said, eating his Pop Tart).

I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

It's better than it sounds, really. But it's more just ... strangely compelling... and totally addictive... than actually nice. Like most Little Debbie food.

Masonic Boom-Boom (kate), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

ooh, star crunches. yet another food i was forbidden in my childhood.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

oh god i miss the pop tart.

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

Every now and then the brown sugar cinnamon ones give me the heartburn.

I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

sweet holy fuck, are pop tarts vile. whenever i see parents buying boxes i want to yank them out of the cart and then call child welfare to report abuse.

xpost - gee, i wonder why.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

BUT I LUV THEM ANYWAY, DON'T HATE ON ME

I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

ok, but keep them away from children please.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

Grisbi biscuits, Mulino Bianco Pan di Stelle biscuits, Star tomato and olive pasta sauce, mini polentas, krapfen, Juicefuls: all things I could not face shopping for last time I was in Italy due to food poisoning badnessssssss.

Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

(attn nickalicious: I actually had some awful falafel today. I did not think it possible, but it was terrible, all salty and tasting more of cornbread than anything else.)

teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

Arf, Arby's!!!

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)

sweet holy fuck, are pop tarts vile. whenever i see parents buying boxes i want to yank them out of the cart and then call child welfare to report abuse.

Oh man. I had either Pop-Tarts or oatmeal for breakfast every weekday from the time I was 5 to the time I was 18. But I was only allowed the non-frosted Pop-Tarts and my oatmeal was sweetened with Equal, unless I sweetened it myself, in which case I would sneak in some sugar and add a bit more milk than what I would usually get.

I miss really good croissants. Interestingly enough, the last time I had a good croissant was the last time I was in the Bay Area. I don't know if La Madeleine will have any good ones, but certainly H-E-B doesn't. Oh! And, as good as some of the Chinese food is around here, it can't beat the Chinese food I remember having in Seattle. OH! And really big, fluffy, homemade pancakes from independent diners. There was this one Tacoma-area diner I remember going to after Sunday morning mass for about a year and I would *always* order the same thing -- these luscious pancakes with fresh strawberries on top. There's no way IHOP could replicate them.

Samantha Baker (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

Every once in a while, I get a craving for Pop Tarts - but they are dismayingly artificial. Not much worse than many breakfast cereals, I guess, but at least those are usually consumed with milk, which bears some resemblance to a real food.

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

My Austrian wife insists that Pop Tarts be sent along in all care packages from the States. They ARE vile, but slightly less so when toasted.

Europeans can't make donuts or bagels for shit; I can live without bagels, but the donut thing hurts sometimes.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 13 January 2005 11:38 (twenty years ago)


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