100 reasons why wrestlers are similar to rats

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1. Both have 4 limbs.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

2. Both usually agile

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

3. Both Fuzzy

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

4. Both begin with an "R" sound

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

5. Both have R T and S in the name

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

6. THey both like cheese, but not as much as popularly imagined.

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 11 January 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

7. Both have theme songs that play when they enter the ring, except for the rats.

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

8. They're both GONNA GET YOU THIS TIME, HOGAN!!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

9. They both smell like old socks covered in gravy

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

10. Both usually pumped full of chemicals.

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

11. Both feature prominently in Muppets From Space.

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

12. Rats have sex with others rats. Wrestlers also have sex with (ring) rats.

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

13. There was once a rat named Ben, similarly, I'm sure, there was once a wrestler named Ben.

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 11 January 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

14. Both have action figures made of them

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

or toys, at least

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

15. Biting.
16. Attraction to shiny things.
17. Rats are in mazes, whereas wrestlers are SIMPLY AMAZING.

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

(holy shit, Michael Jackson's "Ben" just came on my iTunes shuffle!!!!!!! OMGWTF)

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

18. They both use harsh methods to prevent overpopulation.

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 11 January 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

19. Vince McMahon. (no xpost)

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

20. They are both mentioned in the title of this thread.

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 11 January 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

21. They both like to shit on random things. (seriously, read some wrestling locker room prank anecdotes)

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

thank you aaron for pointing that out. for those not in the know, "rats" are the slang term for pro-wrestling groupies.

it's rumored that certain rats have even taken up wrestling themselves, most notably and recently in the case of a certain red-haired one who has problems with breaking her neck from doing one-too-many high-flying spots...

― kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

22. They DIE.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

23. Both have been featured in songs by the Walkmen, I think.

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

24. Rats, like the wrestler Chyna, have cute whiskers.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

25. Rats have tails, and wrestlers have tales.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

26: Neither of them are particularly thrilled when Jake Roberts brings his snake around

― What's this place, Biblevania? (natepatrin), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

27. Turnbuckle treatment.

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

28. Neither are invited to my birthday party.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

18. They both use harsh methods to prevent overpopulation.

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Wrestler-rodent missing link Snitsky, they'll call him.

― Ferg, Ah (Ferg), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

29. If we're talking about Splinter the rat from TMNT, they're both really good at fighting.

― jeremiah (jeremiah), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 04:32 (twenty years ago)

30. richard nixon

― smith, Wednesday, 12 January 2005 04:39 (twenty years ago)

31. Randy "Macho Man" Savage doesn't give a rat's ass what you say Hogan, cause he's gonna stomp you on Sunday!!!

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 04:42 (twenty years ago)

32. The black ones usually get the short end of the stick.

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)

33. Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a steel cage match.

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 04:47 (twenty years ago)

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