Most inconvenient time to be suprised by a golden shower

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When you're in the middle of a very important meeting with your lawyer.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

When you just get out of the normal shower.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

during a DNA test

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

when explaining to your wife that you are the least peverted man on the planet.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

didn't Zeus once impregnate some nymph or other whilst disguised as a golden shower?

(Liz D knows this story I think)

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

OF COINS

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

during university challenge

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

Drunk in the gutter: being awakened by a rival coworker on Tuesday morning who is pissing on you and laughing, holding his cell phone pic for you to see. "Mr. Bossman is gonna love this! AHAHAHHAH!"

― Triple Ho, Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

Golden Shower
1) urinal sex

2)What Zeus did to Danaë in the greek mythology?

The only difference is, that Zeus actually impregnated her.
"He descended upon her in the form of a golden rain"

Greeks rule!

― Aphrodite, Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

sex in a urinal would be kind of uncomfortable and alarmingly wet around the bottom (for a man)

― Hari Ashurst, Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

That disinfectant stuff which looks like bars of soap really stings too (I've heard).

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

I suspect all the answers given so far reflect experiences drawn from life.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

while burying your dead mother.

― Dead mother buryiers, Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

During an audience with his holiness, the Pope.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

On the train. (Note: saw some guy pissing in the corner of the A train a few weeks ago.)

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

i nearly wrote "while being annointed by the pope"

but i didn't want to tempt fate

― hari ashurst, Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

During your presidential inauguration.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

while burying your dead mother

an even worse time: when burying your live mother

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

during oral sex.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

or would that be the most inopportune?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

while opening your mouth in preparation for falling droplets of rain

― hari, Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

in the middle of a heated game of marco polo

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

while coming out about your homosexuality to your shocked parents with weak hearts.

― hari ashurst, Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

While standing next to an electric fence, wearing nothing but tinfoil.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

... at your presidential inauguration.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

http://www.thedose.com/rudyletters/graphics/gallagher.gif

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

i nearly wrote "while being annointed by the pope"

And just what is His Holiness anointing you with?!

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

Um, lemme see, yeah, how 'bout EVER.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

during your baptism

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

as you were about to blow up the death star

luke: hahahahha all your base are belong to us!!
princess leia: surprise!! *splosh*

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

Gee whizz.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

When you and several others who are trapped have just finished wringing every single wet drop out of a winding sheet.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cinemorgue.com/janetleigh.jpg

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

While standing across the street from the police station and in front of a sign that says "NO RECEIVING GOLDEN SHOWERS. FINE: $10,000."

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

When being chased by piss vampires.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

on the way to a suicide bombing mission

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

While you're trying to get that little pretty ... and her little dog, too!

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

Piss vampires???

― The Horse of Babylon (the pirate king), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

While sky-diving?

― Star Cauliflower (Star Cauliflower), Thursday, 13 January 2005 02:12 (twenty years ago)

in a future dystopian society when the act of urination is punishable by death, and you're peeing on an undercover cops's leg.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 13 January 2005 02:55 (twenty years ago)

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