What shall I do with all these bloody calanders?

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I've just received my sixth calander in as many days. Companies all over Thailand keep sending me their corporate calanders. I have calanders from resorts, calanders from business groups and one from a company that makes liquid chicken. That's in addition to the 12!! that the paper I work for has already plonked on my desk. If only each calander represented another year of life.

Anyone want one?

― Paul Kelly (kelly), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:13 (twenty years ago)

the things with dates on them or the things that you put lettuce in to dry it off?

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:22 (twenty years ago)

also, why are they bloody? i can't imagine either, sorry

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:22 (twenty years ago)

What shall I do with all these bloody calanders?

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:26 (twenty years ago)

I have the awesomest calandar! It is a religious calandar from a taqueria!

― .adam (nordicskilla), Thursday, 13 January 2005 06:28 (twenty years ago)

oops, missed that spelling error but I still have lots of calendars.

― Paul Kelly (kelly), Thursday, 13 January 2005 08:02 (twenty years ago)

.w.w.whaidaminit... liquid chicken?

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 13 January 2005 09:06 (twenty years ago)

We have a whimsical scroll calendar free from some shop in Chinatown, and also a 'humorous' month-by-month one received as a Christmas present. This is probably an adequate number of calendars.

Adam's spelling correction was funny. /pinefox

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 13 January 2005 09:14 (twenty years ago)

Not to go obvious on the pinefaux, but was Adam's correction meant to be as funny as it was, I wonder?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 13 January 2005 09:31 (twenty years ago)

start a band wearing all these blood covered calendars as a meme, and call yourselves My Bloody Calentine

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 13 January 2005 10:19 (twenty years ago)

oh i always get the chinese scroll calendar. I surprisingly didn't get any others for christmas or my birthday, I usually get the traditional Far Side one from somebody.

I never ever use them.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 13 January 2005 10:46 (twenty years ago)

They call is essence of chicken and it is a sort of brown liquid in a jar that I've never dared try. Always see it being given to monks in the morning though.

― Paul Kelly (kelly), Thursday, 13 January 2005 11:24 (twenty years ago)

So it's basically chicken soup with all the bit sieved out?

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 13 January 2005 11:25 (twenty years ago)

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