Mysteries of the Old vs. Mysteries of the New

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#1

Old
"What is matter?"

New
"What is the matter with Janet Jackson's dress?"


#2

Old
"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"

New
"Fremme neppa venette?"


#3

Old
"In x^n + y^n = z^n, is there any non-zero integer solutions for x, y and z when n > 2?"

New
"Dude, where's my car?"

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 13 January 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

Old
Saul! Saul! Why do you persecute me?

New
Saul Williams! Why do you lurk on ILX?

Stevem On X (blueski), Thursday, 13 January 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

this sucks.

Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Thursday, 13 January 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

like really

lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 13 January 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...
No.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 11:51 (twenty years ago)


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