i need to pee. does ilx dare me to wet myself?

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i'll do it if you dare me. and i'll take a picture.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:23 (twenty years ago)

What trousers are you wearing?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

That came out gay.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

Go on then (I will never look at this thread again though)

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

okay. im going to put some old trousers on and do it.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

I double dog dare you!

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

Do, but don't take a picture. Write a rap about it, record it, and post the song as an mp3.

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

Shurely videocam evidence is the only way to go!

Not that I wanna see it ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

I'm in a similar situation but I think I'll actually go to the toilet, being at work and all.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:32 (twenty years ago)

before:

http://www.ultrasecretwebsite.com/forums/uploads/post-25-1105662718.jpg

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

Please pee on a Calvin decal k thnx bye.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

Hari, is that where the tattoo is going?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

This thread has potential!!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 14 January 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

shit i just did it!

it went everywhere on the floor...on my coat and chair.

i should have thought this through

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

I think you should show that photo to Miss Holds-hands as an indication of where your future plans lie.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

Brrrrrrring that beat back!

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

WHERE IS THE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!

― papa november (papa november), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

after:

http://www.ultrasecretwebsite.com/forums/uploads/post-25-1105662943.jpg

im gonna have to shower now...this is awesomely smelly.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

You are a nut, Hari!

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:40 (twenty years ago)

Hahahaha AWESOME!

Ever thought of becoming a camgirl? I could make it worth your while.

― papa november (papa november), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:40 (twenty years ago)

if i was a girl i would say yes.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

Yah, I was joking, I know you're a guy :)

― papa november (papa november), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

i can't believe i just wet myself for a message board.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

Was it worth it?

― papa november (papa november), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

you are a fucking mentalist! you are like the kid in kindergarten who eats the glue.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:48 (twenty years ago)

man I should hang out here more...nobody ever pees their pants on ILM.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:48 (twenty years ago)

What the fuck this is totally insane.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:48 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe jess missed this.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

from now on unwillingly i shall be known as "that guy who wet himself"

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

On a dare! Not even a dare, a "go on then"!

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:51 (twenty years ago)

wow. all it took was one double dog dare. we should dare you to do things more often!

― lemin (lemin), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:51 (twenty years ago)

i mean 15 posts in you'd already wet yourself!

― lemin (lemin), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:51 (twenty years ago)

I love it! Unpredictability is back this season on ilx

― papa november (papa november), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:52 (twenty years ago)

It's like that chicken!

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:53 (twenty years ago)

All hail ILX... Hari you loon =)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)

Do the robot!

Crap in a balloon!

Tie yourself to a stranger in a public eatery!

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)

gaining notoriety on ILX is hard these days, eh?

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

Crap in an Xbox!

― papa november (papa november), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:58 (twenty years ago)

i think i liked my life better before this thread.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

I think I liked mine less. This is the greatest thing ever.

― papa november (papa november), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

i've hit my Pee-ak.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

papa, maybe it's time to seek more from life?

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

how exactly does one get a splash mark on his pants from urinating?

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

from now on unwillingly i shall be known as "that guy who wet himself"

Unwillingly? Man, it was your idea. Now write a song about it, dammit. And hurry! While it's still, er, fresh in your mind.

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

papa, maybe it's time to seek more from life?

you're telling me!

― papa november (papa november), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:03 (twenty years ago)

is there any way to return to my life as it was before it was made apparent to me that i have been conversing on the internet with people who will pee themselves on command?

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:06 (twenty years ago)

Dude, it's not like you're his pants.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:07 (twenty years ago)

well, that's true. i am not hari's pants.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:11 (twenty years ago)

i think you are, mark pants.

― American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:12 (twenty years ago)

Hari I have forgiven you for being handsome. Also I have forgiven God for suffering, death, Westlife, etc.

I mean, THIS REALLY HAPPENED Y'ALL THIS IS THE FUTURE AND IT IS AMAZING.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

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"I have a dirty hat; does ILX dare me to FUCK it?"

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 January 2005 10:30 (twenty years ago)

throw in a trucker cap and your in the early running for thread of the year.

― lukey (Lukey G), Friday, 14 January 2005 10:33 (twenty years ago)

"I have a dirty trucker cap, does ilx dare me to do Gear's roommate in the ass?"

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Friday, 14 January 2005 10:53 (twenty years ago)

i have a smelly chair that can confirm the authenticity of this event.

i was pretty drunk last night, i woke up at 6:30 with the thought "dude, you pissed your pants for the internet last night" spiralling around and around in my mind.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 14 January 2005 10:59 (twenty years ago)

auction the chair on ebay.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 14 January 2005 11:14 (twenty years ago)

say paris hilton peed on it.

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Friday, 14 January 2005 11:17 (twenty years ago)

does calum have a lot of money?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 14 January 2005 11:18 (twenty years ago)

technically, she did.

xpost

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 14 January 2005 11:19 (twenty years ago)

'Technical Pissing, The Manual' by P4r1s h1lt0n.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 14 January 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

apart of the par1s h1lt0n photoflickbook, technical pissing series.

Also availble.

"Technical Pissing: The Ollie"
"Technical Pissing: The 360"
"Technical Pissing: Tabletop"
"Technical Pissing: The Grind"

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 14 January 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

Technical Pissing: Golden Shower Accuracy Guide
Technical Pissing: 100% San Andreas Guide.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 14 January 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

Piss artist.

― Captain GRRRios' Giggletits (Barima), Friday, 14 January 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

http://www.kidbiz.org/periodicgenius/Celebrity/images/butthead.gif

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 14 January 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

too bad no one can dare you to regain your dignity, huh?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 14 January 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

Sucker bet

― Captain GRRRios' Giggletits (Barima), Friday, 14 January 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

luna, i wasn't pissing dignity.

i still have that inside my bladder of decency.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 14 January 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

You can't photo your bladder = you lose

― Captain GRRRios' Giggletits (Barima), Friday, 14 January 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

I suspect you may have missed my point slightly, but um, yeah, ok.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 14 January 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

I'm just saying it's been done before. [NSFW, duh.]

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

um, ok ew.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

I missed this!

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

to sum up, hari peed his pants on command

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 04:23 (twenty years ago)

I have to say...it's rather ill advised (I am getting your slsk messages mark, but I am never there!!!)

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 04:24 (twenty years ago)

Who is Hari?

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 04:25 (twenty years ago)

he's a british kid with a sorta-girlfriend and a racist belt

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 04:27 (twenty years ago)

When I saw the thread revival, I thought for sure he was planning to do it again ... and now I'm disappointed.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 04:29 (twenty years ago)

we should give him the benefit of the doubt - there's every possibility he's peeing his pants right now, just not on the internet.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 04:33 (twenty years ago)

he's a british kid with a sorta-girlfriend and a racist belt

And he did something terrible recently, but he feels bad about it.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 04:46 (twenty years ago)

and he clocks sick money

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 05:01 (twenty years ago)

we should give him the benefit of the doubt - there's every possibility he's peeing his pants right now, just not on the internet.

What's the point?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 05:02 (twenty years ago)

practice.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 05:05 (twenty years ago)

i'll try anything once.

(but i won't do that)

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 09:41 (twenty years ago)

i think i regret doing this now.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 09:42 (twenty years ago)

cool.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 10:11 (twenty years ago)

i don't think i'm so impressed with this thread anymore after that one of that guy who chopped off his own penis.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 10:54 (twenty years ago)

What are you suggesting, ken?

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

i did all this to impress ken

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

Come on then Hari, give us some (of the) head.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

eight months pass...

haha

the pictures have gone

― Googley Asearch (Toaster), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 10:32 (twenty years ago)

Do it again!!

― Masked Gazza, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 10:37 (twenty years ago)

dare you to poo yourself

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 10:39 (twenty years ago)

Do it when your girlfriend comes to visit!

― Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 10:42 (twenty years ago)

or when your gran comes to visit

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 10:51 (twenty years ago)

fergie to thread

― 100% WJE (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 11:02 (twenty years ago)

paris hilton to thread

― Lurky DeLurk, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:03 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

cool

― one of the most disgusting savages in all the world imo (cozwn), Friday, 19 December 2008 14:31 (sixteen years ago)

fourteen years pass...

thanks Thermo and Jeff for making me aware of this, thanking Odin that the images no longer work

― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 February 2023 21:11 (two years ago)

Ah, not the same without the wet spot confirmation.

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 23 February 2023 21:32 (two years ago)

User does not exist in the database.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 23 February 2023 21:39 (two years ago)

I believe he's a respectable and successful major label honcho now!

― change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 23 February 2023 21:42 (two years ago)

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