Why Are You A Suicide Girl?

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I needed a dirty little secret.

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 14 January 2005 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I have nice tits.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 14 January 2005 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i have dyed black hair and a shaved pussy

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Friday, 14 January 2005 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

$$$

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 14 January 2005 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.aaaw.org/images/profile_questlove.jpg

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 14 January 2005 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian's mom is a Suicide Girl.

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Friday, 14 January 2005 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm afraid boys won't like me if I'm not naked on the internet somewhere.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Friday, 14 January 2005 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Because indie-rockers have to masturbate too.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 14 January 2005 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I've plucked my eyebrows so much I'm no longer acceptable for non-sex-trade work.

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Friday, 14 January 2005 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Because indie-rockers have to masturbate too.

Those gals don't look very indie to me.

― Milton, Friday, 14 January 2005 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you kidding? I mean, punk, goth, whatever, but some are pretty standard-fare indie.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 14 January 2005 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Because I cant get a real job with this fucked up hairdo and all this metal in my face.

― Juan, the Magic Don (jingleberries), Friday, 14 January 2005 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Because one day me and Neil will be hanging out with the Dream King.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 14 January 2005 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

These tattoos don't pay for themselves.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 14 January 2005 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope this thread results in a bunch of angry suicide girls coming in via google and talking mad shit to us.

― Juan, the Magic Don (jingleberries), Friday, 14 January 2005 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Jocelyn, is that like a Sandman reference or something? I don't get it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 14 January 2005 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Because I love you, Metroid.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 14 January 2005 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a tori lyric.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I just could't take it any more.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

It's the only place on the internet where heroin chic is still in.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

some of them are chunkyish

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

are you kidding? very few of them are.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

few = some

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I haven't really seen many Suicide Girls.

― Awesome Welles (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I think they're fucking hot. Sorry. Guess I'm a pig. But a pig with a pulse!

― shookout (shookout), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

They have a greater range of body types than in most p0rn.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

wait, yea...

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, none of 'em are outright FAT or nuthin', but some have bellies and wide hips and stuff.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

But a pig with a pulse!

...in his pants.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I'd like to meet one.

― Awesome Welles (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

You're married.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I like how it says "denim jacket" next to the girl on the frontpage right now...

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

"chunky" is such an awful word...

― cathy berberian (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

The worst thing about Suicide Girls is those flashing banner ads with questionably sexy photos of Ryan Schreiber all over the place.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost: "bbw" is the correct p0rn term

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Because one day me and Neil will be hanging out with the Dream King.

It's a Tori lyric and a Sandman reference. Tori is a Gaiman fan.

I like SG's. Ink is sexy.

― Ash (ashbyman), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

pillowy!

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

thank god for the adblock extension or i could never read PFM @ work

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

ps - the guy who runs the site is a total douchebag

― sssh (ex machina), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

What, does he jerk off in front of the girls or something?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

he is full of vinegar and water, obv.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

An industry largely built on "barely legal cum dumpsters!!!" has a PC term for larger women?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

You're married.

I said meet.

― Awesome Welles (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I'd like to meet one.

I have! From a sample of one they are cute but kiss kinda insane.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I said meet.

― Awesome Welles (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

A friend of mine used to have a page on Suicide Girls (with some erotic but not totally nude photos) but she was not actually one of the Official Girls.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I know one!

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

if what i hear is true, the site was started here in portland by some of the punker/indie/crusty chicks who would hang out in pioneer square.

it might be related to the fact that portland has the highest stripper per capita ratio of any city on this continent.

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

"crusty"?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

it means something to me.

― Awesome Welles (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 January 2005 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

crusties, goths, and grebos.

― Awesome Welles (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 January 2005 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't know it had a US application, other than the literal.

― Awesome Welles (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 January 2005 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know what "grebo" means either. This is a British thing, I expect.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 14 January 2005 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

We called "crusties" the nasty 20-something gutter dwellers that would beg for food near the University in Austin. You know, junkies, drunks, really *really* fucked-up kids. I think they're only "crusty" un 30 -- past that age, they're just bums. Or dead.

At any rate, not the kind of people you want to see naked.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Friday, 14 January 2005 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know what "grebo" means either. This is a British thing, I expect.

What IS a grebo, anyway?

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 14 January 2005 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

i.e crusty punks.

punkers with dreads who listen to Crass, etc.

combining the worse aspects of hippie and punker in a rank stench-filled, non-showering box

xpost

oh yeah, and they always have a dog for some reason. ALWAYS.

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 14 January 2005 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Released in October, "Poppiecock" went straight into the NME indie charts at No. 8 and stayed there for several months. The 12" version included the five tracks from their previous release on the flip, and originally sold at the bargain price of £2.99. The new tracks included a couple of classics - "Monogamy" which would fit perfectly on to the Buzzcocks' "Singles Going Steady", and "Oh Grebo, I Think I Love You".

The latter became a major talking point. "What is a grebo?", the band were asked over and over again. And as journalists were given a different answer nearly every time, they decided to fabricate the birth of a musical movement around the world, lumping together the likes of Gaye Bikers, Crazyhead, Zodiac Mindwarp and the Poppies together. It was all very unlikely, and utterly pathetic.

― Awesome Welles (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 January 2005 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

keenan and kingfish's definition of "crusties" is identical to the British def., even the dog part!! dog on a string!!

― Awesome Welles (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 January 2005 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Why am I a Suicide Girl?

Because Livejournal kept blocking my crotch shots.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 14 January 2005 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.livejournal.com/community/sgirls/

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 14 January 2005 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Re "crusties" yeah, I totally know the type. Totally.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 14 January 2005 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://louvre.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/5ec/e7a/5ece7af1-68a6-4efa-9c2c-a531bde2abae

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 14 January 2005 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.livejournal.com/community/sgirls/

What's that sound? Why, it's the sound of my punchline deflating.

Guess I shoulda Googled that one, huh? Yeah.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 14 January 2005 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

no no, don't worry. it was a good joke.

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 14 January 2005 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks!

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 14 January 2005 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

kingfish - the dogs are mostly for protection. esp. if youre a drug dealer and have cash on you and stuff.

― Juan, the Magic Don (jingleberries), Friday, 14 January 2005 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I know a few goth girlies who, while probably not actual SGs, are certainly online in their alltogethers doing god knows what somewhere.

What is it with them all, all without fail, shaving off their eyebrows and drawing those hideous oversized comical Siouxise ones on instead?

I cant stand insane, skinny vicious goth hoes. They really are pathetic and unhinged.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 15 January 2005 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I cant stand insane, skinny vicious goth hoes.

These fine ladies and their drama student friends were the only way I got laid sophomore year in high school. Of course, that was many, many years ago.

― Michael White (Hereward), Saturday, 15 January 2005 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

So these Suicide Girls, are they pretty?

― Awesome Welles (nordicskilla), Saturday, 15 January 2005 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

find out for yourself, it ain't hard.

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Saturday, 15 January 2005 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I may have sounded harsh and I dont mean to bag on people with any kind of mental illness but I really do know an alarming number (I mean know personally) of young girls into this stuff who probably need serious help. They're cutters and proud of it, or they're into writing pages and pages of abusive, incoherent slander about everyone they know, and one lass find the nazi asthetic lovely and dresses in SS uniforms as normal getup (and then wonders why people in the street abuse her). Deary me.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 15 January 2005 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I'll stick to my barbie dolls.

― Awesome Welles (nordicskilla), Saturday, 15 January 2005 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

...but do they stick to you?

― kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 15 January 2005 00:29 (twenty-one years ago)

god bless horribleness.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

i dunno trayce, that's just pretty standard 'girls: the teenage years' innit?

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

yah and why are you hanging out with so many of them?!

― chaki in charge (chaki), Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

lolita: yeah to an extent I guess it is. It just seems prevalent among goths.

Chaki: I'm not, by choice! Its the damn goth community. Which is why I have distanced myself greatly from it (I cant stress this enough) in the last 2 or 3 years.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 15 January 2005 04:32 (twenty-one years ago)

goth community?

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Saturday, 15 January 2005 04:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I had loads of goth friends in the '90s. All lovely people when they were in a good mood, but some were SERIOUSLY off the rails.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 15 January 2005 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

okay, I bought the new Vampire game but i SWEAR i'm not a goth

― kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 15 January 2005 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

The Vampire CCG was really excellent.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 15 January 2005 07:25 (twenty-one years ago)

so far the game is pretty good, too. filled with plenty of Suicide Girl types, only slightly more vampiric than the actual ones!

http://img144.exs.cx/img144/1857/vamp11cl.jpg

― kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 15 January 2005 07:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it an MMORPG? Or a party-based thingie?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 15 January 2005 07:59 (twenty-one years ago)

first-person RPG game. a lot like Deus Ex, with dialogue like Fallout/Baldur's Gate 2.

Only much funnier.

― kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 15 January 2005 08:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you get to SUCK NECK?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 15 January 2005 08:20 (twenty-one years ago)

repeatedly! they call it "feeding", and you even go into a Matrix-y 360-degree tracking camera shot!

― kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 15 January 2005 08:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you have a DARK SECRET?

That girl's expression is totally mysterious. I wonder if it's her blood or someone else's.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 15 January 2005 08:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I prefer the Dixie Chicks.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 15 January 2005 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

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