I'm writing a book

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and its title will be "1001 Questions You Already Know The Answer To But You Can Ask Your Boyfriend To Torture Him."

1. "Honey, are you just calling me because you think you should, or because you really want to talk to me? Because, you haven't called in a while and you sound like you're not that interested so if I'm weighing you down, or cramping your style or whatever, just tell me, okay?"

2. "Do you think Cameron Diaz is hotter than me?"

3. "If you could have sex with Cameron Diaz and I would never find out, would you do it?"

4. "Do you really like me or do you just sort of like me and you're just telling me you like me to sleep with me?"

5. "You wouldn't hurt me, right? Like go out and break my heart? You're not a mean person like that?"r

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 15 January 2005 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)

6. "You don't mind that I'm asking you all these questions, right?"

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 15 January 2005 05:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm torn between insulting you by comparing you to Calum or by comparing you to 8 million shitty stand-up comedians. WOE IS ME.

― n/a (Nick A.), Saturday, 15 January 2005 05:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I could seriously make money with this book I think. If it were like one of those little one saying a page 5" numbers they sell at the front of bookstores with the inspirational sayings and etc.

Total novelty gift.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 15 January 2005 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)

nb: I'm drunk and just watched Mel Gibson's "What Women Want."

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 15 January 2005 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)

nb i spent 2 hrs staring at a shower drain tonight

― John (jdahlem), Saturday, 15 January 2005 05:55 (twenty-one years ago)

that doesn't really belong here but it was deep

― John (jdahlem), Saturday, 15 January 2005 05:56 (twenty-one years ago)

the drain was deep? no wonder it took 2 hours

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 15 January 2005 06:15 (twenty-one years ago)

hello sterling

― Awesome Welles (nordicskilla), Saturday, 15 January 2005 06:26 (twenty-one years ago)

So what do Mel Gibson's women want anyway?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 15 January 2005 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

to nail him to something and torture him in slow motion

― wetmink (wetmink), Saturday, 15 January 2005 06:36 (twenty-one years ago)

not just women who want that.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 15 January 2005 06:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Now he reads the audience's mind as well?

― Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 15 January 2005 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

WOMEN BE SHOPPIN'!

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Saturday, 15 January 2005 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

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