what's the weirdest masturbation escapade that sunday boredom has driven you to?

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..or "OMG I JUST ACTUALLY MILKED MY PROSTATE"

You might want to answer this one anonymously.

Prostate milking, incidentally, comes highly recommended. It's not a particularly sexual experience, but the weirdness of watching yourself ejaculate without having an orgasm kind of makes you feel like you've started discovering exploits to hack in the human body. Like discovering optical illusions or your blind spot for the first time. Only messier.

― hanonymousio, Sunday, 16 January 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

"milking" sounds rather distrubing when not used in an agricultural context

― kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 16 January 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

wtf???

― phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 16 January 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

"milking" sounds rather distrubing when not used in an agricultural context
-- kingfish (jdsalmo...), January 16th, 2005. (Kingfish)

yes.

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Sunday, 16 January 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

Oh c'mon. You just press on your prostate and semen comes out of the end of your knob. Seriously. Think of it as a hack.

― hanonymousio, Sunday, 16 January 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

Hmm. You're full of it.

― I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 16 January 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

I can see that the spirit of adventure is truly dead. This is pioneering work.

― hanonyousio, Sunday, 16 January 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

Sunnnnnnday morninnnnng
and I'm milkin'
I've got a feeling
I don't want to know

― kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 16 January 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

Jon?

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Sunday, 16 January 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

no, Lou, actually

― kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 16 January 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

oh you don't actually have an orgasm when you do this? that's a bummer.

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 16 January 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

Well you kind of do. It's actually extremely fucking strange having the physical stuff without the mental.

― hanonymousio, Sunday, 16 January 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

I hear that if you do this while you're getting off it gives you a stronger orgasm.

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Sunday, 16 January 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

a girl once put her finger up my butt while going down on me

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Sunday, 16 January 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

I keep misreading this as OMG I JUST ACTUALLY KILLED MY PROSTATE

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 16 January 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

you guys all need to be playing with your asses more, for real.

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 16 January 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

does farting on your hand and smelling it count?

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 16 January 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

thepandamystery: Wayne coppock has an extra butthole.

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Sunday, 16 January 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

I altered the thread title so I don't have to think about prostate milking every time I look at the New Answers.

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 16 January 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

BOOOOO

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 16 January 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

Andrew has gone mad with power

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 16 January 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

another example.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 16 January 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

there's nothing disgusting about a little assplay!

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 16 January 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

Teeny, aren't you mad we don't have prostates? Boooo.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Sunday, 16 January 2005 23:46 (twenty years ago)

I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY JEANNE TO THREAD!!!

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 16 January 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

TEENYJEANNE ASSPLAY EDUCATION TOUR '05!!!!

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 16 January 2005 23:57 (twenty years ago)

I'd be more than happy to help out.

― hanonymousio, Sunday, 16 January 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)

this is a bad example.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 17 January 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)

"you're full of it"

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 17 January 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

Thank you. I was wondering if anybody got that.

― I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 17 January 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

GET IT?!

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 17 January 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

OOOOPS!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/honest.jpg

― I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 17 January 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

http://www.chastity-uk.co.uk/images/aneros-sm.jpg

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 17 January 2005 00:32 (twenty years ago)

Once I masturbated while watching Larry Emdur and came almost immediately. If I couldn't post anonymously I wouldn't be telling you this.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 17 January 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

his blindingly dazzling teeth didn't put you off your game?

― gem (trisk), Monday, 17 January 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

I don't know anyone who doesn't like Larry

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 17 January 2005 06:19 (twenty years ago)

If I couldn't post anonymously I wouldn't be telling you this.
um...

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Monday, 17 January 2005 07:07 (twenty years ago)

one time, while visiting with my family at my aunt and uncle's beach house, i was so bored and horny i tried to get myself off by rubbing my cock against my cousins' toy beach ball. it was made from this really weird material that i thought might do the trick. it didn't.

afterward i felt rather ashamed (and quite rightfully so). and yes, i did this alone in the bathroom and not in front of my cousins.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 17 January 2005 07:21 (twenty years ago)

i probably shouldn't bother with the story about when i tried to use a shoe buffer in a hotel room to get off. i think i might've already posted about that anyway at one time or another.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 17 January 2005 07:22 (twenty years ago)

beach ball blue balls = creepiest brian wilson song ever

(ummmmmm xpost)

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 17 January 2005 07:23 (twenty years ago)

I feel the need to post this picture of Larry for our non-australian counterparts:

http://www.saxton.com.au/saxton_db_data/images/Emdur_Larry.jpg

― papa november (papa november), Monday, 17 January 2005 07:31 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

http://www.prostatepleasureguide.com/

― gershy, Friday, 15 February 2008 08:29 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.prostatepleasureguide.com/images/prostate-massage-ad-4.gif

― gershy, Friday, 15 February 2008 08:31 (seventeen years ago)

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hey guys check out my SWEET SEMEN HACK

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 15 February 2008 08:57 (seventeen years ago)

Check out all the posts that are now not anonymous!

― Mark G, Friday, 15 February 2008 09:46 (seventeen years ago)

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