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― anthony, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I've never met a woman with a hairy chest but I'm willing to give it a try.

― Ed, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

A little bit of hair is OK, though I do prefer smoother chests. Bear rugs are out of order. But nothing is as disgusting as a HAIRY BACK!!! UGH! UGHUGHUGHGUGGGGHHHH!!!!

― masonic boom, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I have a nicely carpeted chest (hides my third nipple), not shag pile but enough to soften a very soft blow. I also have an ace monkeys ladders.

I do not have a hairy back (ugh) but there are a couple of wispy pubes on my shoulders which I could do without.

― Pete, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I think that you are all horribly shallow people. Look beyond the hair and into the person within.

― Jonnie, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Pete. You are not agile enough to see your own back. I have, and I have even had to put suntan lotion on it. I did suggest depilating the gingery growths but you claimed not to be bothered.

I prefer smooth. I do not trust men's personal hygiene enough to think that there isn't something lurking in all that fuzz.

― Emma, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Not picking on you specifically, but I just *love* it when boys say things like I think that you are all horribly shallow people. Look beyond the hair and into the person within. considering the amount of time boys spend dwelling on non-shallow things like, oh, the size of your mammary glands, which are a clear and direct indication of the person within.

Back hair is a no-no. Get thee to an electrolysist, now.

However, treasure trails (little tufts of pubic hair that come creeping up across the lower stomach) are gods own gift to creation. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh...

― masonic boom, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Great, for Paul who is emailing me offline, NO, YOUR AMOUNT OF CHEST HAIR IS FINE!!! JUST DON'T GET ANY HAIRIER OR THERE WILL BE DIVORCE!!!

― masonic boom, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I love chest hair the thicker the better . I hate back hair.

― anthony, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Back hair is great as is a great mop of chest hair. It keeps you warm in the winter and gives you something to play with when you're on the phone at work.

― Jonnie, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I have a feeling that your Treasure Trail Kate = my Monkey's Ladder.

― Pete, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

is that the same as a crab ladder?

I'm very unhairy, I know girls with hairier arms than me, I like it that way too.

― cabbage, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I heard it as a beaver trail. But they make my cock stand up and alute . I like this short tough working class guys with hairy chests AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh

― anthony, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Treasure Trail just sounds prettier and sexier than "monkey ladder" or "beaver trail". Ugh, how uncouth. My old band had a song called Treasure Trail and it used to amuse me how few people got the reference, they just thought it was some etherial thing.

I think you and I have opposite taste in men, Anthony. I like tall, skinny, scrawny guys with the build and chest hair of 12 year olds. Probably why I always get hoodwinked by underage boys! D'oh!

― masonic boom, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

What disturbs me is that the hair KEEPS COMING. I particularly remember the day I realised I now had hair on my back; presumably it had been there for a while, but I had never focused on it. It was like discovering an alien invasion has taken place without you knowing it. Latest is more than a few wispy pubes on my shoulders. Where will this end? Is this evolution in reverse? Will I end up an old man with hair coming out of every possible orifice?

― alex thomson, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

A little hair isn't a bad thing. I like the feel of skin on skin, though, so not too much please! I love random one-off hairs in odd places too. And crab ladders.

― Madchen, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I recently discovered I had developed one random (or so I thought) hair on my chest. Weeks later there are now about 10-15 of the buggers. I doubt it will develop into full-blown hairyness, probably just a very mini-rug. I can't decide if this is a good thing or not though. On a side note, I do have very hairy legs. Are they classic? Probably not, but I don't mind them.

― Ally C, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Oh, and I also have these shoulder pubes that people are talking about. It's slightly worrying...

― Ally C, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I like hairy legs on men. Probably because it feels so good against the strangely naturally hairless legs of mine when they're both bare. Hairy legs are classic.

But hairy backs are still NO-NOs!!! For fucks sake, shave it, Nair is, Nads it, electrolysise it, but don't show it near me! I still can't listen to the Pixies first album because of that cover art. UGH! UGHUGHUGHGUGHGUGHGGGHHHH!!!!

― masonic boom, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

What is the definition of a hairy back? Where does it start/stop? I'm beginning to think that I should wear a bell around my neck when I next go out.

― Jonnie, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

See aforementioned Pixies album cover for classic definition of a hairy back. One or two pube stylee on the shoulders isn't really anything to worry about, but when it starts to creep... EEEEEP!!!

I'm sorry, this is complete personal taste. I actually know loads of women who think vast profusions of chest and other hair is very sexy and masculine. My mum is one them. I'm just not.

― masonic boom, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Ah, the 'shoulder pube' problem. Good way of phrasing it, I suffer from it horribly (not huge patches, but enough to be noticeable). Thankfully my back is free.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Am I the only person who doesn't give a shit?

― Ally, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I can't believe that a woman who takes such pride and accomplishment in eyebrow tweezing does not have a problem with unruly hair elsewhere on the body. Sigh.

― masonic boom, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

They're guys, Kate. They're supposed to have hair.

― Ally, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Yes, but not on their BACKS. That's just wrong. They're men. not monkeys!!!

― masonic boom, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Monkeys are nice. What's wrong with trying to be like one?

― Jonnie, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

They steal the bananas from people. They are evil.

― Nicole, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I'm not saying that they should or that it's preferable to have it or anything. I'm saying it doesn't overly bother me. I mean, what's the big whoopdidoo? I'm more worried by men who go into elaborate grooming routines that include shaving down their entire body than men who get a macho attitude problem and say shaving is for pussies.

And have you ever FELT a man that shaved? ARRRRGH. Stubble is the worst thing in the world, but you know that's what they're going to do because electrolysis is ridiculously expensive (not to mention only works on certain skin and hair types) and waxing is a bit of an effort to do. Forget it.

I just don't care. If a guy has no hair naturally, whatever. If a guy has hair naturally, whatever. It's just how it is.

― Ally, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I wouldnt mind if my girlffreind had a hairy chest. I woudl just think of her as cute ape lady. It would be novel and nice. But what would be really odd would be two foot long patches of hair on JUST THE NIPS>

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

A couple of days ago I was standing on the tube during morning rush hour and the man I was squished against had the world's hairiest arms. It was gross. He was holding the pole thing just below my arm and however hard I tried I could not avoid his hirsuteness. I felt quite queasy. There is normal body hair and then there is ape man. Yuck.

― Emma, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Hmmm. Mike, your real name wouldn't happen to be Jack Handey would it?

― Ally, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

My real name is Kaitie Couric.

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Do you know, I very rarely notice breasts on a woman. Not sure why I'm telling you this, but when I first started dating Kate I didn't even notice her breasts. So I'm one boy who doesn't focus on mammary glands.

Still, I worry about how hairy my legs are. I think they're disgusting. I look like I'm wearing the bottom half of a gorilla outfit...

― Paul Strange, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I don't notice breasts either. That's why I accidentally brush up against them all the time. To me they are not even there.

Being blonde I can be hairy over my body and it is practically invisible.

― Pete, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Except for the ginger pubes on your back.

― Emma, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I like the idea of a blonde hair suit.

― Jonnie, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I can't BELIEVE he didn't notice my breasts. He noticed that Ollie had no socks on, but he didn't notice my breasts.

Being blonde is a very convenient excuse. It's grate when people can't see the little tiny blonde hairs on my arms or on my lower legs, but it sucks when people can't see my eyebrows or eyelashes, either. Sigh.

― masonic boom, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I am fond of women with bushy eyebrows. Why do they pluck? Pluck not!

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

My mum used to tell me I didn't need to shave my legs because the hairs were blonde. Yeah, right. I may have blonde hairs, but they are also thick. In the end, I shaved my legs in secret using Dad's razor. It took him months to work out why he kept cutting himself on his blunted bics.

On a sort of related note, can I say that I hate that advert where the woman drops a chiffon hanky down her leg to show how silky smooth it is. Like, what does this prove, exactly?

― Madchen, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

In fact, I once dated a woman with breast augmentation and she was really pissed off I didn't notice. Just don't see what the big deal is, really...

― Paul Strange, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Surely you would only be expected to notice if you had known her pre- op? Though I am surprised you could not tell by touch.

― Emma, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

There was no way I was going to be touching them on the first date! I'm certainly not easy! :)

But seriously, all this woman cared about where her breasts. I was interested in her job and stuff (she was an actress who appeared in a few Danny Boyle movies), but she seemed to think I'd only be interested in what was attached to her front... That's like me dating someone and expecting them only to be interested in what's in my trousers...

― Paul Strange, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Oh, the shame of being exposed on the Interweb as a shameless slapper.....

― Emma, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

My girlfriend likes my hairy chest. I think she's on crack, but I'm not complaining, plus she's just as baffled at how much I love her belly.

― Patrick, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

we call them snail trails, and by god they get my gonads a going; when i 1st discovered hair on my back, I finally knew I was growing old.

― Geoff, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

i love when hair gets caught in hair and you get the equiste little love knots.

― anthony, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Belly button dreads are not nice though I can assure you.

― Jonnie, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Anthony, you are very much into the too much information scene. I like that about you.

― Ally, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Thank you , i think .

― anthony, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

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Anthony, you may have competition for hai riest man in Canada

― Brian MacDonald, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

three months pass...

I've never met a woman with a hairy chest but I'm willing to date her if she is out there. It her soul I dating not her body.

― Josh Bennett, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Don't like it. No, not at all.

― Sean, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'm fairly hairy, but I prefer men with less hair.

Anyone remember the very entertaining wrestler George 'The Animal' Steele? Bald head, but extremely hairy elsewhere.

― Martin Skidmore, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/Cookie3.jpg

― Brian MacDonald, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Anyone remember the very entertaining wrestler George 'The Animal' Steele? Bald head, but extremely hairy elsewhere.

As can be seen in Ed Wood.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Of two minds. Either almost no hair at all or a sort of stylish assortment of hair across the chest that gradually mutates into a snail trail. But the latter only on well built guys. Hairy scrawny guys are a no no, which is why I live in fear of growing older and hairier.

― Tim, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Coooooookie

http://www.georgesteele.com/mine.jpg

― Queen G of the Whale-like Testivular Elephantitus, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I live in fear of growing older and hairier

Clearly the goal is to stay young and hairless. Go on, give it a try.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

My chest is hairy and everyone i date loves it and so do i. I think a hairy chest is very sexy.

― robert, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.georgesteele.com/Animal1.jpg

What's this I hear that hairy backs are a turn off? Just look at me, the very entertaining wrestler, George "The Animal" Steele. Was I not the sexual icon of the WWF? Let me know what you think! www.GeorgeSteele.com

-George "The Animal" Steele

― George "The Animal" Steele, Thursday, 25 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

seven years pass...

I have around 15-20 chest hairs (I did a quick count). All on the left side. WTF.

I also have nipple hairs, bilaterally. Not cute, but not as annoying as unbalanced chest hairs.

― fabulous mussels (Jesse), Monday, 12 April 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link

i am so hairy

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 12 April 2010 03:22 (fourteen years ago) link

I forgot to mention the term for my hairy nips: hairyeole (hairy/aureole). Not really sure the best way to spell that.

― fabulous mussels (Jesse), Monday, 12 April 2010 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link

I have like 8 scraggly long hairs around each nipple and a similar colony dead center.

― gucci mane leflaur leflah eshkoshka (The Reverend), Friday, 16 April 2010 05:48 (fourteen years ago) link

skinless like chicken breast

― █▓▒░ 97 people sleep immediately after seeing this video ░▒▓█ (dyao), Friday, 16 April 2010 09:50 (fourteen years ago) link

actually I think I meant hairless :-|

― █▓▒░ 97 people sleep immediately after seeing this video ░▒▓█ (dyao), Friday, 16 April 2010 10:40 (fourteen years ago) link

p hairy iirc

― Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 10:43 (fourteen years ago) link

more hair on my belly area than on entire rest of my body apart from my head (but give that a few years)

― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 16 April 2010 11:12 (fourteen years ago) link

apart from that I've just got a smooth chest with a ring of hairs round each nipple and a thin line that sort of builds towards the usual place

― conrad, Friday, 16 April 2010 11:28 (fourteen years ago) link

On a dude or on a lady, I love hair!

― peacocks, Friday, 16 April 2010 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm proud of my chest fur.

― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Friday, 16 April 2010 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link

i rly love boys from each persuasion. like sometimes chest hair does it for me like a smooth torso never ever could, but sometimes the opposite is true.

jake gyllenhaal's hairy chest is like my favorite thing of all time.

― la senora (surm), Friday, 16 April 2010 14:01 (fourteen years ago) link

i guess it's more of a hairy tummy thing but rly just kill me now

http://melificent.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/jake-gyllenhaal-1.jpg

― la senora (surm), Friday, 16 April 2010 14:11 (fourteen years ago) link

THAT'S NOT HAIRY!

― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 14:15 (fourteen years ago) link

kinda feel like ur missing the point

― plax (ico), Friday, 16 April 2010 14:20 (fourteen years ago) link

yummy

http://raincoaster.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/chewbacca.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 16 April 2010 14:22 (fourteen years ago) link

this is how actual fat people feel like when tabloids go on about jessica simpson'd weight gain

(before high horses are mounted, i am in fact an actual fat person too)

― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 14:23 (fourteen years ago) link

xp that's what i'm talking about

― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Friday, 16 April 2010 14:24 (fourteen years ago) link

more hair on my belly area than on entire rest of my body apart from my head (but give that a few years)

― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 16 April 2010 12:12 (3 hours ago) Bookmark

unfortunately, i can relate to this.
i also have 30ish hairs on one side of my chest too, bizarre!

― not_goodwin, Friday, 16 April 2010 14:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Belly hair = RRRRWORRR!

― fabulous mussels (Jesse), Friday, 16 April 2010 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link

not really that into my chest hair turning grey

― mookieproof, Friday, 16 April 2010 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link

awww

― la senora (surm), Friday, 16 April 2010 18:10 (fourteen years ago) link

chest hair = by and far the sexiest thing of all time.

― sassy boy, throwin' shade (Stevie D), Friday, 16 April 2010 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link

My favorite is when I'm on the subway and the really hot guy across from me has the top button unbuttoned and there's a few hairs peeking out.

― sassy boy, throwin' shade (Stevie D), Friday, 16 April 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link

also ew I feel like I'm becoming the resident ILX creep

― sassy boy, throwin' shade (Stevie D), Friday, 16 April 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link

feel like u would write awesome erotic fiction

― plax (ico), Friday, 16 April 2010 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Steve, that is my favorite too. I'm not like way way into chest hair, but that's cute and hot.

This needs to be a picture thread.

― fabulous mussels (Jesse), Friday, 16 April 2010 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm pretty hairy tbh
my wife commented on the multi-color nature of my chest hair earlier today

― velko, Friday, 16 April 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link

im kinda too hairy, seems a bit unbecoming wen ur so small. also as a sidenote u have to shave every fucking day or go the beard route. good thing i like disco i guess.

― plax (ico), Friday, 16 April 2010 21:03 (fourteen years ago) link

ur not too hairy

but sometimes i feel ur neck hair needs a little more attention

― la senora (surm), Friday, 16 April 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link

i enjoy seeing different types of chest hair. some is straight, some is springy, some is tightly curled.

― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Friday, 16 April 2010 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

http://cm1.theinsider.com/thumbnail/400/600/cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/72/65/krasinskibeard.jpg

― fabulous mussels (Jesse), Friday, 16 April 2010 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Uh, one more? I'm feeling a little creepy too.

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/sb10065993a-001.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=B3B7071D257FC0396FB83B02BD12A21F1C8B733DE2CC979474BD362587730A5CD4B40B3E875A785D

― fabulous mussels (Jesse), Friday, 16 April 2010 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link

just having a stretch, nothing to see here...
http://f00.inventorspot.com/images/hairy-back.img_assist_custom.jpg

― not_goodwin, Friday, 16 April 2010 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link

That is not --- no. Fuck.

― fabulous mussels (Jesse), Friday, 16 April 2010 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link

what, should i get it seen to?

― not_goodwin, Friday, 16 April 2010 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

WDYCHLL

― sassy boy, throwin' shade (Stevie D), Friday, 16 April 2010 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2010/04/this-saturday-furball-nyc.html

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 April 2010 06:14 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs220.snc3/22767_1321911978666_1556832886_30836233_6819875_n.jpg

Chest of a friend of mine, a Saints fan.

― fabulous mussels (Jesse), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link

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