THE MOST NSFW OF ALL THE NSFW EVER (TINY BROWSER WINDOW TIME)

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

http://www.livejournal.com/community/tws_support/347374.html (NWS NWS NWS)

― ade (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

Oh Lord...

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

sorry, i read the intro to that page, i'm not even going to look at that.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

At least now I know what the insides look like so I won't ever be tempted to do it to myself...

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

FUCKADOODLEDOO WHY IS THERE NO "THINGS THAT SHOULD NOT BE" CAGETORY!!!>?!?!@?@ UGH

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

ARGH

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

GOD DAMNIT

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

I cannot believe I looked at that. For those of you who are curious, it's purported to be pictures of a man cutting the head off of his own penis. It could be faked, but it looks real enough to have put me off ever eating again. I think I'm going to hurl.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

NO MORE BONERS FOR ME EFVER

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

Thank you, luna. The rest of us curious cats will be spared.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

FUCK THAT. I LOOKED. YOU PEOPLE SHULD HAVER TO ALSO.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

there goes hari ashurst's 15 minutes of fame :(

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

Guy: I need to buy some better scissors.
Hardware store employee: Sure thing, what kind of material are you cutting?
Guy: COCK.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

shit we didn't need to see or hear about, pt. 300.

I hate the internet so much right now.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

"I got no nerves left Monday morning..."

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

fuck off then

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

I reckon it's fake. Who's holding the camera? At what point did he not say "man, don't cut your own dickhead off"?

Also, more blood sprayage, surely.

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

god wtf

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

I know. It's horrible, isn't it?

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

there's a reason he laced up the bottom of it with multiple strings.. xxpost

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

on the last picture it looks like he's also chopped his left index finger off!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

They don't look tight enough to be effective tourniquets. I demand an expert witness.

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

Deciding it's fake will not make me devomit.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

Still have faith in humankind?

― the first church of latebloomer, friend of plebians and santa (reformed) (latebl, Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

ILX is rife with penis-related skepticism lately (OR penis-related hoaxes).

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

FWIW, there have long been mentally unbalanced men who have castrated themselves using unsuitable tools. The only new aspect is posting pictures on the interweb (whether faked or not).

I am sure my imagination can grasp the situation correctly without the need of my looking at pictures. Beyond that, it's just pointless. [Maybe that was a bad choice of words.]

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

Would people mind putting some kind of blatant disclaimer on these kinds of things? I'm not sure what NSFW means & "tiny browser window" didn't sink in right away. I wouldn't mind if I wasn't at work, but geez....

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

well.. putting the actual words NOT SAFE FOR WORK in huge capital letters would just render the whole new answers page not safe for work.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

NOT SAFE FOR PLANET

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

Ichabod Cock

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

I couldn't even look at the site but I refuse to believe it's real.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

Man, I was on the phone when I viewed that and I had to kind of set the phone down for a moment.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

Someone tell this guy you can't be circumcised twice.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 20 January 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

Anyone remember cutoffmyfeet.com? This is much, much worse.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 20 January 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

That's so not "cutting off the head", that's like HACKING IT IN HALF.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 20 January 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

Still have faith in humankind?

Okay I can cope with dickapitation but THAT is just revolting.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 20 January 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)

It isn't Hasselhoff, is it?

― Pangolino again, Thursday, 20 January 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

JSEUSAfmASDOFJNAOPFKWE

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 20 January 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

Well, I never...!

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 20 January 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

oh my god

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 20 January 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

gosh

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 20 January 2005 23:46 (twenty years ago)

oh well, I'm over it now, next atrocity please.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 20 January 2005 23:46 (twenty years ago)

My grandmother would probably tell him, "Well, I guess you think you're clever..."

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 20 January 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

I'm not looking at this, but Ive seen similar in BME magazine - penis heads being split in half for asthetic purposes etc. So yeah I can believe this would be real... surely you've all seen some of the shit people do in BMEzine before?

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 20 January 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

# maybe life is just a dick joke (11 new answers, last at 4:46 pm)

It's not being split lengthwise, BTW.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 20 January 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

Oh ffs.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 20 January 2005 23:53 (twenty years ago)

what is BME magazine?

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 January 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

This is why I'm anti-circumcision.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 20 January 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

it's also why I'm anti CHOPPING THE END OFF YOUR FUCKING PENIS

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 20 January 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

yeah, chop the whole thing off, please!

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 20 January 2005 23:57 (twenty years ago)

Skipping 52 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

SNIPPY GUY

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 21 January 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

NSFW is a pretty long-standing internet acronym for this stuff, it doesn't need to be changed. if you didn't know what it meant before, well, now you know! and, really, this isn't like a sexy photo spread anyway, I'm sure anyone's boss would forgive them for taking a look at this. It's educational. It's the kind of workplace injury you want to avoid.

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 21 January 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

would you prefer it be called "Dude chops off his own dick"?

Actually, that would be more descriptive and helpful. But we can't do that, because then no one would click on it, because that's fucking disgusting and nobody really wants to see it. By those rules, goatse.cx would be called "dudestretcheshisownassholeanditstotallynasty.com," and no one would know about it.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Friday, 21 January 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

Not to be confused with "dudestretchessomeoneelsesassholeanditlookslikearainbow.com".

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 January 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

Oh god! I really wish I'd known what NSFW stood for before clicking on that.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 21 January 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

This thread is turning out to be a harsh, bitter lesson to those that don't know their internet acromyns.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Friday, 21 January 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

Not So Fun Wang, right?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 21 January 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

Never Slice From Westward

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Friday, 21 January 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

No-Schlong Fuck-Wad

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 21 January 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

NEGATING SEX FUN, WHY?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 21 January 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

No Sex For a While

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 21 January 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

NEW SOUTH FUCKIN WALES

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 21 January 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

Nnnnngh. So Fucking Wasted.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 21 January 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

Now Showing: Full Wangectomy

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 21 January 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

Nice Stump, Fuck Wad.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 21 January 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

Nob Slicer Frees Willy.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 21 January 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

Not So Fortunate Wanger

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 21 January 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

Not Such Focative Wisdom

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 21 January 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

Really, guys, we put NSFW warnings on ILX threads all the time: why are you only now learning about it?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 January 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

Now Stumpy! Find Waldo!

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 21 January 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

I would appreciate some kind of textual indication that someone has laughed -- out loud, even! -- at the funny things they read.

Neil Simon's Fort Wayne

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 21 January 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

Not Shakespeare's Finest Work

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 21 January 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

Now Serving Fresh Wang!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 January 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

Now She's Found a Whistle

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 21 January 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

No-one Said Fillet yr Wiener!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 January 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

Noooo! Shit! Fuck! WAH!

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 21 January 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

Naughty Surgeon Flubs Welcome

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 21 January 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

Not So Fast, Wangchungchop

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 21 January 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

Noogies Seem Fucking Weak

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 21 January 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

Never Shirk From Whack-a-mole

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 January 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

Never Sever Fleshy Wand!

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 21 January 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

Nude Snippage Will Frighten

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 January 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

Nobody's Safe From Walken

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 21 January 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

Nabisco Sez "Fuckin' Weirdo!"

(You have no idea how tempted I was to use a real name there.)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 January 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

Nada Surf's Fetish Website

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 21 January 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

Nethers Sting From Wangectomy

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 January 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

(hahahaha I haven't looked at this site but I'm imagining a really grizzly picture with the word PWNED!!!!! scrawled across it in flashing letters)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 January 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

'Neutered Shaft, Flaccid Weiner' a new film starring Chu Wing Pei Pei and Zhlong Short

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 21 January 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

http://apnews.myway.com//article/20050120/D87O1PL80.html

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

But police said hospital officials confirmed Wednesday the man successfully castrated himself.

"We can't divulge details at this time, other than to say that it was a success!"

― eman (eman), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

What they say about Hari Pee Pants?

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

What DID they say etc.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

BME's not that offensive (unless ugly tattoos and countless tongue rings offend you). You have to pay money to get into the scary section.

Hmm, not too sure about this, I know I've gotten to pics of a guy cutting his own balls off, etc. There was enough stuff like this in the section called "self-surgery" or something like that to make me think this is real. The thread about it on the site that hosts these pics is pretty convincing too - seems like there's nothing to show that it's fake.

― anon lurker, Sunday, 30 January 2005 11:01 (twenty years ago)

This is a really good idea

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 30 January 2005 11:30 (twenty years ago)

Subincision, Meatotomy, Bisection, Superincision...Holy Fucking Shit (and btw, this very likely ain't work safe)

― Girolamo Savonarola, Monday, 31 January 2005 04:52 (twenty years ago)

http://home.comcast.net/~pussfrog/GFY_piss_and_pop_rocks.WMV

― he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Sunday, 6 February 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

eight years pass...

― 乒乓, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago)

gross, semi-NSFW, and borderline child porn, I suggest mods delete that one
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, July 2, 2013 9:50 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark

― dylannn, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 22:06 (eleven years ago)

don't know if this thread needed to be revived.

― Treeship, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 22:15 (eleven years ago)

you would think borderline child porn might be fully nsfw but no

― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 22:18 (eleven years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.