The first, inaugural, Oh Yes/Oh No thread...

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Oh Yes: The Celebrity Big Brother finishes this week
Oh No: Another six people to get featured heavily in the likes of Hello...

I'd say, carry on but I'm sure you can think of better staring points than this. It's basically the old Good News / Bad news game...

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 21 January 2005 11:18 (twenty years ago)

Oh no: I got caught without a ticket on the train today
Oh yes: Not the first time I've bunked it - mwahaha!

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 21 January 2005 11:40 (twenty years ago)

Oh no: Another endless running comedy thread
Oh yes: I am going to the pub in a bit

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 21 January 2005 11:53 (twenty years ago)

Oh no: Another day of toil and drudgery
Aw yeh: Hey Crunchie, It's Friday!

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 21 January 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)

Oh yes: That documentary on The Fall is on BBC4 tonight.
Oh no: MES might pull that face from Newsnight again on it.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 21 January 2005 12:08 (twenty years ago)

Oh yes: I'm meeting my old-landlady tonight to finally get my deposit back after a year
Oh no: she probably will think of some excuse again to not give me the money.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 21 January 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)

Oh yes: Maybe she'll demand sex before giving me the money.
Oh no: she's 70 years old.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 21 January 2005 12:30 (twenty years ago)

Oh yes: it's Friday
Oh no: will end up just mooching around the house all weekend

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 21 January 2005 12:31 (twenty years ago)

Oh yes i'm going swimming tonight
Oh no it's usually full of kids.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 21 January 2005 12:43 (twenty years ago)

Oh no: exam this afternoon
Oh yes: going to Barcelona tomorrow.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 21 January 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)

Oh yes: someone's brought jam doughnuts into the office
Oh no: I'm still stuffed from lunch

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 21 January 2005 12:50 (twenty years ago)

Oh no: exam this afternoon
Oh yes: I am going to the pub in a bit
Oh yes: I can copy and paste other posters' contributions to save time.
oh no: i've just wasted more study time typing out these last two sentences.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Friday, 21 January 2005 12:56 (twenty years ago)

oh yes: the exam is waffly bullshit and easy to pass
oh no: writing for an hour is tiring

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 21 January 2005 12:57 (twenty years ago)

Oh no: The cricket is rained off at the moment.
Oh yes: England only need a draw.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 21 January 2005 13:12 (twenty years ago)

Oh no: Our parents don't give me and my lady no privacy
Oh yes: Going to Dublin in less than a fortnight!

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 21 January 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

Oh no: My dog died 20 minutes ago
Oh yes: He didn't suffer! w00t

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 21 January 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

Oh No: That's harsh, Adam. Pets dying is rubbish.
Oh Yes: I don't have a dog!

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 21 January 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

Oh no: I overslept today
Oh yes: Nobody noticed or cared I was late for work
[Adam, sorry to hear about your dog. that sucks.]

― beanz (beanz), Friday, 21 January 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

Oh no: I oversleep everyday.
Oh yes: Nobody noticed or cared I was late for work again.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 21 January 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

Oh no: I exist.
Oh yes: I might get laid tonight!

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Friday, 21 January 2005 14:59 (twenty years ago)

Oh no: Thanks guys, yeah it does suck, but it's mortality, it's going to happen eventually
Oh yes: I've been awake so long I'm seeing illusions, like decapitated mushrooms

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 21 January 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

Oh no : the radio station is playing Ash
Oh yeah : she was taking me over

― why must we cut onions? (Lynskey), Friday, 21 January 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

Oh yeah : now they're playing Bowie
Oh no : not me, I never lost control

― why must we cut onions? (Lynskey), Friday, 21 January 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

Oh no : its the fucking Lulu version

― why must we cut onions? (Lynskey), Friday, 21 January 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

Oh yes: Mmm, Friday is good.
Oh no: I have to come back on Monday? But it's the worst day of the year!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 January 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

Oh yes: Could be worse, could be the Nirvana version

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 21 January 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

oh yes: I have the day off
oh no: I just got called in to fill in for my assistant manager
oh no: and I have to work tomorrow in a snow storm
oh yes: maybe they will be nice and give me my requested days off next weekend

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 21 January 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

oh yes: it's the weekend!
oh no: i have a annoyingly timetabled lecture at 4, before i can celebrate

― jellybean (jellybean), Friday, 21 January 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

oh yes: my penis is in a girl
oh no: it's not
oh yes: its back in

etc

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 21 January 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

you don't have to remove it completely with every stroke, you know. I have some helpful instructional videos I could lend you.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Friday, 21 January 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

oh no

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Friday, 21 January 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

oh yes (faked)

― Stevem On X (blueski), Friday, 21 January 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

Oh No: Roxy Music! They're playing
Oh Yes: On the radio. Woh oh woh oh woh.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 21 January 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

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