Everybody gets laid tonight: the Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter thread

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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter: folly of man, or MIRACULOUS GIFT FROM THE HEAVENS?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 23 January 2005 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

This movie could have been so much more. Jesus was pretty hot, though.

― Jordan (Jordan), Sunday, 23 January 2005 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

You say that about all the Hebrew boys, Jordan. Er, wait.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 January 2005 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

is this movie any good? the title is!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 23 January 2005 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

It's great for pure kitsch factor (if not for the atheist fight scene alone!!). It gets kinda burned out by the end, though.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Also: "CRITICAL LESBIAN SHORTAGE"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

funny, i just heard about this film this morning! by seeing a still of it in the most random place!

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

The tag-line isn't bad.

― David Merryweather (DavidM), Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I almost rented this, but got The Hebrew Hammer instead. BIG mistake.

― What's this place, Biblevania? (natepatrin), Sunday, 23 January 2005 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

ive got to check this out. this is the kind of movie i watch on premise alone.

― come on sock it to me, Monday, 24 January 2005 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

What are other examples of said premise?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

the hebrew hammer was so misguided

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

like if you're going to do a jewish blaxploitation pastiche actually DO IT instead of making a SNL-style semislick generic comedy

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

where did the fun just go?

― come on sock it to me, Monday, 24 January 2005 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG for a sec I thought that karate-jesus was Jason Carter from Bab5.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

NED

well ive watched killer clown from outer space a few times on the basis of, wait for it,...........................CLOWNS

the sam egoes for the big J GUY

PEACE

― come on sock it to me, Monday, 24 January 2005 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

the sweetest infection of body and mind

― come on sock it to me, Monday, 24 January 2005 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

i neber watched much of BAB5
someday

― come on sock it to me, Monday, 24 January 2005 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Btw I BOUGHT this movie on premise alone.

Um, I've also seen every episode of B5.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

hey ive seen every episode of forever night
lets die as nerds together

― come on sock it to me, Monday, 24 January 2005 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Jason Carter:

http://www.sfedora.com/jason%20carter.jpeg

*drools and dies*

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw him on a commercial playing a homeless guy once.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Too bad about Dr. Franklin btw.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Richard Biggs? Yeah I know :(

I spent $300 on Bab5 DVDs the other week, I am Nerd, hear me whine.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I tried watching Crusade the other day and couldn't get into it. Do I need to give it a few episodes, or should I not bother? It's got Sheriff Buck and Jin from Lost!

JCVH was in my queue for ages at Greencine but never showed up. Bastard.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Lumme, we derailed this thread fast.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, this thread title has me singing "everybody get laid tonite! (everybody Wang Chung tonight)" which is doing my head in I tell you.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I include the thread topic in my post! Somewhat.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

No, Crusade sucks all the ass. It got cancelled before going anywhere anyway, so when you stop is only up to your own level of masochism.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 24 January 2005 05:09 (twenty-one years ago)

The B5 movies are pretty terrible too, although the one with Martin Sheen as a soul hunter gets campy cred, as does the one with the space squid.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 24 January 2005 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)

jesus *so* looks like andrew wk there...

― stevie (stevie), Monday, 24 January 2005 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

This movie is on IFC right now.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

oh I lied - it's on Scream.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itWoHzL6n-w

― Sealegs Tetrazzini (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 00:21 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJDObC5c0jw

― Aspergeratus (Eisbaer), Thursday, 8 October 2009 20:59 (seventeen years ago)

three years pass...

i still like this movie.

― عليك ارتداء ماكياج من مهرج مثلي الجنس المتداول مائة عميق في سيارة مصغر (Eisbaer), Thursday, 8 August 2013 03:52 (thirteen years ago)

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