Mongrels and Sheepfuxors are go

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Fuxor my sheep immediately, mongrels

― thee music mole, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:59 (twenty years ago)

*blinks*

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:59 (twenty years ago)

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:59 (twenty years ago)

where's my cup of tea?

― gem (trisk), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:59 (twenty years ago)

Nice title.

― papa november (papa november), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:00 (twenty years ago)

I orgininallywrote 'Sheepfuxoring in the Falklands'

― thee music mole, Monday, 24 January 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

What changed your mind?

― papa november (papa november), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

This threads lacks the milky consistency of the previous thread.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

Dammit now I want some tea!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

LESS WAFFLE MORE COFFLE

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

Le Cafe du Trayce

Mit Cafe und Taquos du Koalie

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

coffle!?

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

roffle

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:12 (twenty years ago)

You make a caffeinated beverage rhyme with a synonym for 'talk' then.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:12 (twenty years ago)

AND STOP XPOSTING ME AGH IT MAKES MY HIVES INCREASE IN ACTIVITY AND VOLUME

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)

I should start work on my photoblog idea anyway. Seeing as moomoomus can do them anyone can. Mine is going to be about East St Kilda and why I love living here, and my concerns that it might be starting to veer dangerously in the St Kilda direction (not literally, that would make a big mess with all those flats and trams piled on top of each other).

I want to document it all before it goes naff.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)

less chatter more affogato?

― gem (trisk), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

There's a veer? I've not spotted it.

AND STOP XPOSTING ME

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

[good suggestion but]

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

Well, there's not a bad one yet, but a lot of too-trendy cafes have started appearing and the booootiful people seem to love hanging there on weekends with their bloody dogs.

Luckily though, a lot of old Jewish families run stuff round these parts so I doubt it'll ever totally go crap.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:15 (twenty years ago)

Not a bad veer, that meant to say.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:16 (twenty years ago)

Trayce the inspired documenter.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:16 (twenty years ago)

less banter more fanta

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:16 (twenty years ago)

(new caffeinated fanta)

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:16 (twenty years ago)

less gab more tab

― gem (trisk), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:16 (twenty years ago)

WTF? Ew. Argh xpost

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:17 (twenty years ago)

less bull more red bull

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:17 (twenty years ago)

Pah, Carlisle St could do with a few extra cafés and boutique shops. If I want wall-to-wall reject shops I'll move to Keysborough.

AND STOP XPOSTING ME

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:17 (twenty years ago)

Does anyone remember that fanta with bits in, from the 70s? what was it called? It had that Christie Allen 2-hit wonder singing the ad for it.

xpost haha xpost.

Yes, I agree that it is a lot better now with the cool shops. I just dont want it to go too far that way and end up all posh caffs.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:18 (twenty years ago)

Acland St-style? Yeah, I agree there. Less posh more nosh.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

TRAYCE THERE IS NO FUTURE IN DOCUBLOGGIING GET A JOB!

― bulbs (bulbs), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:21 (twenty years ago)

I JUST WANT TO DO IT FOR FUN OK OMGWTF!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:22 (twenty years ago)

Man, this chair I am sitting in pongs, does Nick ever shower? Ew.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:22 (twenty years ago)

Then again, all boys are smelly, so....

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:24 (twenty years ago)

my chair smells but i fart in it regularly

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

oh come on!!

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

this place smells of pastrami.

― bulbs (bulbs), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

my office smells of fear

― gem (trisk), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:43 (twenty years ago)

i am worried i have caught girls germs through the aircon

― bulbs (bulbs), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:43 (twenty years ago)

wire brush and disinfectant should sort that out gaz

― gem (trisk), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

it may be...too LATE!

why does your office smell of fear?

― bulbs (bulbs), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

All offices do.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

Also, they have PAs with subliminal recordings saying "you liiiiike being here... you vaaant to be here" a la Zim.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

this one smells of backwater

― bulbs (bulbs), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

my office smells of fear because it is full of people on term of govt contracts. the election was called yesterday following dismal primary prefs polls in the worst aust paper on saturday. FEAR i tells ya.

― gem (trisk), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

my office smells of failure and pointlessness, with a tinge of my funky chair

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)

my office smells a bit like that too. although i think the chairs are largely odourless.

― gem (trisk), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

# won't you take me to / the fonk-EH chair #

― haitch™ (haitch), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:00 (twenty years ago)

this is your chair at work you're talking about jim? THE ONE YOU FART IN...

― bulbs (bulbs), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:00 (twenty years ago)

i don't care if people fart in their own chairs. i am liable to object when people fart in the lift though.

― gem (trisk), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:01 (twenty years ago)

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its fun with the wife's family. she's got a) sensitive pc hippies b) country folk with guns c) westies

― bulbs (bulbs), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:39 (twenty years ago)

what's a westie gaz?

xpost maybe it goes in phases... i did the stoney expression thing for a while after i stopped the 'going blue in the face with arguments' approach. then i took to leaping up and doing the dishes so i wouldn't have to be a part of the conversation. and i think now i'm in the final stage. they get to express their opinion (briefly), i get to say i think it's wrong, but there is no shouting. it always used to turn into the same argument anyway.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:40 (twenty years ago)

My side of the family is the sensitive PC hippies with sprinklings of religious fanaticism, his is small minded country types combined with people with too much money and no idea what to do with it.

xpost

― kate/papa november (papa november), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

a westie is someone from the western suburbs. uncouth beer guzzling footy fans in flannel shirts. except ours go surfing too.

i am a westie.

― bulbs (bulbs), Friday, 4 February 2005 04:23 (twenty years ago)

Who is going out tonight? I'd dearly love a beer or seven. I can't afford it, but I'd like to.

My family gets more interesting every year, salty sea dogs, bank managers who dine with mobsters and crazies.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Friday, 4 February 2005 04:24 (twenty years ago)

ya see mikey here, he's a character i can use in the book. tell us more mikey.

― bulbs (bulbs), Friday, 4 February 2005 04:26 (twenty years ago)

Nick and I never fight either - in fact if either of us gets cranky we both end up apologising profusely. We're such passive dills.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 4 February 2005 05:11 (twenty years ago)

Oh, grandfather was a bank manager high up in the seventies and eighties. Had a lot of clients on Lygon Street, little italy. Was entertained in restaurants and witness to protection payin' and such.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Friday, 4 February 2005 05:15 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, same here Trayce.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Friday, 4 February 2005 05:16 (twenty years ago)

ditto

― bulbs (bulbs), Friday, 4 February 2005 07:27 (twenty years ago)

drunk at 7.45 is anyone surprised? i had a BIG day.

ask me dum questions here to get my drunken answers and laugh at me not with me.

― bulbs (bulbs), Friday, 4 February 2005 08:53 (twenty years ago)

also drunk gaz. LETS GO.

― thee music mole, Friday, 4 February 2005 09:23 (twenty years ago)

SYDNEY IS DRUNX0RED

no-one else is home to ask questions

The King And I isn't quite as boring as I always assumed

― kit brash (kit brash), Friday, 4 February 2005 11:30 (twenty years ago)

Well a thread on Koo De Tah has started, so do yourselves a favour and get involved!

koo de tah

― thee music mole, Friday, 4 February 2005 12:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www.eyecandyforthebrokenhearted.com/salamander1.jpg

I think today is best started with a picture.

Good morning!

― kate/papa november (papa november), Saturday, 5 February 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)

Hahah omg :)

Thats cheered me up... my next door neighbour seems to think it prudent to be chopping down and chipping a a tree - cue v loud chainsawing and those MEGA LOUD chipping machines - from BEFORE 8 AM.

I HAVE A HANGOVER YOU BASTIDS I KILL YOU.

I bet Adam could even hear it from his. Oh god here they go with the chipper again. WTF are they doing? Its been going on for 5 hours already :(

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 5 February 2005 02:09 (twenty years ago)

You should be neighbours to us. I am playing Toy Soldiers by Martika a little too loud and listening to excessive amounts of steeleye span.

― kate/papa november (papa november), Saturday, 5 February 2005 02:11 (twenty years ago)

that salamander is freakin' me out, maaaaaan.

― haitch (haitch), Saturday, 5 February 2005 09:50 (twenty years ago)

fucking hell

― bulbs (bulbs), Saturday, 5 February 2005 12:18 (twenty years ago)

Tune in tomorrow morning when I post a picture of a sea anemome that looks like a vagina

I'm joking!

― kate/papa november (papa november), Saturday, 5 February 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHA I was catching up on the goss in this thread after my intense week at work and came across this:

easside
-- the surface noise (slight return) (electricsoun...), February 3rd, 2005.

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WONGA PARK IN DA HOOD
-- Autumn Almanac (ada...), February 3rd, 2005.

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COLDSTREAM MO'FUCKAH
-- Autumn Almanac (ada...), February 3rd, 2005.

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CHIRNSIDE PARK MOCASSIN KREW
-- Autumn Almanac (ada...), February 3rd, 2005.

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hahahah :D I would excelsior all that but no one will get it.
-- Trayce

Exactly, Trayce! It's a tragedy.

And after that beginning, things get even better. I'm going right back up there to read it again.

― thee music mole, Saturday, 5 February 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

Great stuff there with the salamander. Which gives me an idea.

Alright, who's heard of the ancient Japanese art of kokugami then? For a prize? What is kokugami, for a prize, the prize is yet to be decided and will probably be small or even nonexistent. What IS kokugami then? Eh?

― thee music mole, Saturday, 5 February 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

I have no idea, but a simple websearch tells me it's bit r00d!

I have a friend who does ikebana, but thats a little more tame by the looks :)

― kate/papa november (papa november), Saturday, 5 February 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

Is this the new bukakke or sommat then?

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 6 February 2005 00:08 (twenty years ago)

It's a lot classier.

― thee music mole, Sunday, 6 February 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)

Oh I get it now! Your spelling differed. Kokigami. Hee. cute. I think.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 6 February 2005 04:11 (twenty years ago)

COCK MASKS.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Sunday, 6 February 2005 04:23 (twenty years ago)

Yes, thank you Michael ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 6 February 2005 04:28 (twenty years ago)

Today I have had:

Sex.
Black Coffee.
Fried Eggs on Buttered Toast.

I ask you, can life get any better?

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Sunday, 6 February 2005 06:05 (twenty years ago)

Man, that m.i.a chick is way overrated.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Sunday, 6 February 2005 06:15 (twenty years ago)

Aha, I spelled it wrong. Nevertheless. WHAT a good idea.

― thee music mole, Sunday, 6 February 2005 06:27 (twenty years ago)

you had sex with MIA?

― bulbs (bulbs), Sunday, 6 February 2005 06:40 (twenty years ago)

No, but these chinstrokin' hipsters are getting their rocks off over some tiredarse beats. She can rap, no doubt, but the vocals melt into each other over the tracks.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Sunday, 6 February 2005 06:49 (twenty years ago)

i need to hear it

― bulbs (bulbs), Sunday, 6 February 2005 08:02 (twenty years ago)

my wallet is a little lighter after this weekend

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Sunday, 6 February 2005 09:12 (twenty years ago)

what'd ya buy?

― kate/papa november (papa november), Sunday, 6 February 2005 09:14 (twenty years ago)

I liked the M.I.A./Diplo thing a LOT, I still wanna hear the album proper.

― haitch (haitch), Sunday, 6 February 2005 09:57 (twenty years ago)

(Piracy Funds Terrorism is here if youse haven't heard it yet)

― haitch (haitch), Sunday, 6 February 2005 09:59 (twenty years ago)

...is this thing on?

― kate/papa november (papa november), Sunday, 6 February 2005 10:22 (twenty years ago)

i bought a barbeque and a table and some chairs and a bookcase and a keyboard and two PCs and various bits of pro tools hardware and reason and an mp3 player and various other bits and pieces

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Sunday, 6 February 2005 11:53 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, the PFT/Diplo thing is great, but I dunno, I got sick of Arular pretty fast.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Sunday, 6 February 2005 12:21 (twenty years ago)

I bet Adam could even hear it from his.

Don't remember, but on Thursday night a chainsaw was going mental in our street. A tree fell into a house.

ALso someone drove into my car, but she left her details and is willing to pay for all the damage. Ahhh.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 7 February 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

If only it was always that easy, says the owner of a car that attracts bumps and scrapes from other jackass motorists.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 7 February 2005 00:58 (twenty years ago)

God it's windy. If I disappear it's because my flat has been blown away.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 7 February 2005 01:28 (twenty years ago)

or because I've farted myself to death, having eaten half a box of Vita-Weats.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 7 February 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

death by farts eh. what a way to go.

― gem (trisk), Monday, 7 February 2005 01:30 (twenty years ago)

It's amazing the difference in how I feel since I switched to Rye or Spelt bread. I'd probably die or mutate if I ate half a bot of Vita-Weats.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 7 February 2005 01:35 (twenty years ago)

New thread?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 7 February 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

about Vita-weats?

― bulbs (bulbs), Monday, 7 February 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

If you wannabe my mongrel/You've got to fuxor my sheep

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 7 February 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

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