maybe they got busted?
― dave q (listerine), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)
― dave q (listerine), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)
― matttt (chachee), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)
...starring Eddie Murphy and Nick Nolte.
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)
― dave q (listerine), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)
― Steve Stone, Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)
WHICH CAN YOU LESS DO WITHOUT??????????????????????????????
― Steve Stone, Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)
― dave q (listerine), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)
― dave q (listerine), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)
I'd quit smoking, but I have this cough...
― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)
Also, best stress killer/anti-depressant ever. The only thing I'm scared of is waking up one day when I'm 35 to look into a closet full of hawaiian shirts, a living room full of video games, and a pantry full of chili cheese fritos. It's bad enough I have one of those smiley mushroom-faced bongs.
― matttt (chachee), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)
ps dont drink bongwaterpps hope you get sorted too
― reluctant chaperone, Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)
Funny, I'm the opposite. Things that are tolerably inane while sober become crushingly stupid when I'm stoned. Watching Alias while high fills me with despair. Bad commercials are the worst.
― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)
I also realized I say "maaan" and "right on". It took me a year and a half to get all the "ummms" and "likes" out of my speech and now I sound like a burn out circa 1985. Fuck.
― matttt (chachee), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)
― Snappy (sexyDancer), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)
― dave q (listerine), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)
A friend and I had the brilliant idea to author a book based on all the weird, fucked up situations we've been through while trying to score a bag.
For instance: In college I knew this guy who sold some shit here and there. But going to his house was always a huge pain in the ass. You see, this guy was REALLY into guns. Because I went to school in a really remote part of Michigan, all the students rented out these old giant 3 story mining houses for dirt cheap. So this dealer and his housemates would routinely go up in the attic and shoot high-powered guns down through the house to see how far down the bullets would penetrate.
Unfortunately, this dude kept his selling supplies right next to his guns so the two things were invariably linked. Every now and then, I'd go there to buy a sack and they guy would pull out a gun, fire a couple rounds through the floor. One time, he got this crazy look in his eye, pointed a gun at me and said, "you know, I could kill you right now."
Well this guy lived in Wisconsin. One day, when returning from home for thanksgiving break he got stopped in northern wisconsin. The cops found 3 lbs of weed and a small stash of varying unregistered handguns and assault rifles. Needless to say, he went to state prison.
Now we didn't hear from the kid for a while throughout his trial and all that. But then we got a letter from him in prison. The premise was essentially that prison sucks, but he's keeping his head down and getting along fine. Then we didn't hear from him for about 4 months. By this point, we rarely thought of the guy except when we'd reminisce or whatever. Then we got another letter. This one was quite a bit differently and started with the sentence "To my White Brothers". Turns out, our guy joined the Aryan nation while in the house. His entire letter consisted of condemning one race or another while proclaiming the superiority of the white race.
We wrote him back:"Dude, you were in college to become a chemical engineer. Now you're in an Aryan prison gang. That's fucked up."
The end.
― matttt (chachee), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)
nah. Magazines, always. Atlantic and The Economist.
OMG you're right.
― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)
― dave q (listerine), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)
Those aren't "people"
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)
I think its funny that despite "claiming" not to smoke weed, Ned always turns up in these threads.
That said, I've been sticking to beer and shrooms.
― Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)
http://www.hannahats.com/photos/95B2.jpg
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)
― dave q (listerine), Friday, 28 January 2005 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 28 January 2005 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)
just recently i went three weeks without smoking. i've been stoned every single day since i was sixteen. i'm 26 now.
― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 28 January 2005 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)
Also, best stress killer/anti-depressant ever.
If you think bolting the cellar door shut is going to stop rising floodwaters, yes...
― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 28 January 2005 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)
-- matttt (mhar...), January 27th, 2005 12:38 PM. (chachee)
wise words.
― eman (eman), Friday, 28 January 2005 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)
― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 28 January 2005 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)
I like watching those around me.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 January 2005 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)
And then check yourself into the hospital.
― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 28 January 2005 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)
― firstworldman (firstworldman), Friday, 28 January 2005 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)
"Is it cashed?""It was cashed when we started!"
― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Friday, 28 January 2005 06:26 (twenty-one years ago)
Have you ever tried it? I am craving big time. But usually by the evening I end up being disinterested. My husband was offered some E by some street dealer the last time he went to buy some weed. He immediately thought of me - as I haven't ever done it and would LOVE to - but then realized I'd probably not do it as we're TTC and I'm completely paranoid/scared I'll (or my future baby) grow tentacles. hah. Still, it was so sweet of him, I love him.
― stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Friday, 28 January 2005 09:19 (twenty-one years ago)
― amanda lear (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 29 January 2005 04:35 (twenty-one years ago)
― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Saturday, 29 January 2005 04:52 (twenty-one years ago)
― ... (listerine), Saturday, 29 January 2005 04:57 (twenty-one years ago)
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Saturday, 29 January 2005 05:14 (twenty-one years ago)
― dave q (listerine), Saturday, 29 January 2005 05:23 (twenty-one years ago)
― ade (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 29 January 2005 07:20 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 29 January 2005 07:33 (twenty-one years ago)
― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 29 January 2005 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)
― LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 29 January 2005 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)
-- ... (scrape...@hotmail...
Hahaha, OMG the Rogers AT&T one is longer and more hope-crushing tho: "The Rogers A T and T customer you have dialed is either away from the phone, or TEMPORARILY OUT OF THE SERVICE AREA [ed.: oh FUCK off SERVICE AREA you deaf ass COCKSUCKER pick up your SHIT it's your JOB you selfish fuck]. Please try your call again later, or leave a brief voice message after the tone.......
The Rogers AT and T mailbox belonging to...[TOTAL COCKFACE] ... is full. Please try again later."
― LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 29 January 2005 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)
― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Saturday, 29 January 2005 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)
― LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 29 January 2005 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)
So I've been going from bag to bag since then, not knowing where I'd get the next one. Sucks.
RIP JF.
― shookout (shookout), Saturday, 29 January 2005 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)
― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 29 January 2005 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ian John50n (orion), Saturday, 29 January 2005 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Saturday, 29 January 2005 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 29 January 2005 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)
"Does your marijuana use let you live in a privately defined world?" Um... yeah, of course. Would you prefer it if I let someone else define my world? Would that be healthier?
"When your stash is nearly empty, do you feel anxious or worried about how to get more?"No, I just start sucking cock for dollars. I have a very rigorous schedule. I know that If I'll be out of pot in a week, I have to start sucking cock today. WTF?
― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 29 January 2005 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 29 January 2005 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 29 January 2005 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 29 January 2005 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 30 January 2005 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Sunday, 30 January 2005 02:00 (twenty-one years ago)
I've learned my lesson, anyway. Never again will I be reduced to such a state of abject patheticness. I'll ration myself this time, and when this sack's gone, it's gone - no more weed for me! Don't need it, anyway. Except this week, I'm kind of stressed out and shit.
― dave q (listerine), Sunday, 30 January 2005 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)
!!!!!!
― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 30 January 2005 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)
― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 30 January 2005 06:25 (twenty-one years ago)
those things are incredible though
― (Jon L), Sunday, 30 January 2005 06:34 (twenty-one years ago)
Calm down. Think: do you really *need* the toilet paper? Aren't you just letting toilet paper control you and ruin your life?
― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Sunday, 30 January 2005 07:29 (twenty-one years ago)
― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 30 January 2005 07:47 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Sunday, 30 January 2005 07:50 (twenty-one years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 31 January 2005 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)
― Anna (Anna), Monday, 31 January 2005 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 31 January 2005 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)
And smoking weed alone is on the same level as watching a movie alone - not a big deal.
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 31 January 2005 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)
― dave q (listerine), Monday, 31 January 2005 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)
― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)
"patient as a tree"
― dave q (listerine), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)
― come on sock it to me, Saturday, 12 February 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)
ugh
― http://www.ilxor.com/glyloop.mp3 (Aerosol), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)
suggest scraping or boiling the pipe.alternately, cheap booze.
― not everything is a campfire (ian), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 20:53 (fifteen years ago)
what does boiling do other than ruing yr cookware and make the resin disappear?
― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)
lolling at my old roomie postin' in this thread
― fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 20:58 (fifteen years ago)
cheap booze is a lifesaver in these situations
― captayn cronch (crüt), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 21:00 (fifteen years ago)
but it can also lead to horrible crippling depression, 50/50
― captayn cronch (crüt), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 21:01 (fifteen years ago)
choose your own adventure
smoking resin gives me a headache.but I guess it is better than nothing.
― Trip Maker, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 21:05 (fifteen years ago)
My gf will always says to me “when you get a bunch save some” lol
― http://www.ilxor.com/glyloop.mp3 (Aerosol), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)
Then I go about trying to “hide” some from myself
― http://www.ilxor.com/glyloop.mp3 (Aerosol), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)
my boyfriend has secretly hidden buds when i get a bag. has saved me in numerous occasions.
so my advice is: get a thoughtful boyfriend who thinks ahead #protip
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago)
he’s definitely a keeper
― http://www.ilxor.com/glyloop.mp3 (Aerosol), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 21:27 (fifteen years ago)
tbf i have a bag of backup weed, which is like an oz of shake i got as a freebie once.
― not everything is a campfire (ian), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)
Hard to save weed cuz there is never a time where I could get high that I say nah I'll save this for later.
― http://www.ilxor.com/glyloop.mp3 (Aerosol), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)
so sweet xxxp
― sleeve, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 22:33 (fifteen years ago)