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TURN YOUR FUCKING PHONE BACK ON CUNTFACE (*smashes fist through wall*)

maybe they got busted?

dave q (listerine), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

help me out here...does scraping stuff from the inside of the stems work? making tea out of them?

dave q (listerine), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

dude, just drown your sorrows for now. there'll be weed again soon.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

i hate having to walk to the entrance to get bars on the phone

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

Resin balls: sucks to taste, fucks you up moreso than you think. Start scrapin'

matttt (chachee), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

34 Hours without weed

...starring Eddie Murphy and Nick Nolte.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

35

dave q (listerine), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

is it really that hard to get weed in british columbia?

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

No, but his source isn't answering the phone! You don't just find a new source in one day.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

Well, there you can but...

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

I went three months once! Never again.

Steve Stone, Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

throw a rock you gotta new source.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

T/S: marijuana abstinence vs. sexual abstinence

WHICH CAN YOU LESS DO WITHOUT??????????????????????????????

Steve Stone, Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

I was imagining many different people who could have started this thread.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

Yeah I know it's BC but this is a small-ass town, I can't just walk down the street like in Vancouver! Plus I don't know anybody here that well and if I just start calling people up all desperate I'll probably get burned

dave q (listerine), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

A friend and I once scored some really great weed in Colorado by *asking* people on the street. You can just tell who's got the good weed. Look for expensive ski wear.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

(also it's 10:30 in the morning, what other stoner is going to be up!???)

dave q (listerine), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

I am currently taking a week sabbatical from smoking. I'd recommend it to just for the sake of clearing your head.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

I am currently taking a break from years of *not* smoking pot. It's good to get away from sobriety.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

xpost - Yeah I was thinking of doing that but...it's just bad timing, I have a shitload of work to do

dave q (listerine), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

haha

I'd quit smoking, but I have this cough...

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

I'd quit but I don't know how to cope with the crippling boredom of sobreity. Jesus, how do people watch network television willingly while sober?

Also, best stress killer/anti-depressant ever. The only thing I'm scared of is waking up one day when I'm 35 to look into a closet full of hawaiian shirts, a living room full of video games, and a pantry full of chili cheese fritos. It's bad enough I have one of those smiley mushroom-faced bongs.

matttt (chachee), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

24 hours without - i've smoked my emergency stash already and now i'm going to meet my unreliable friend (stoners, eh?) and virtually take him by the hand to his dealer in order to get some me gear. it is indeed a hard life.

ps dont drink bongwater
pps hope you get sorted too

reluctant chaperone, Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

I'd quit but I don't know how to cope with the crippling boredom of sobreity. Jesus, how do people watch network television willingly while sober?

Funny, I'm the opposite. Things that are tolerably inane while sober become crushingly stupid when I'm stoned. Watching Alias while high fills me with despair. Bad commercials are the worst.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

So what? When you're high you turn into a snooty academic, reading Kafka and puffing merrily on a corn cob-pipe-turned-piece.

I also realized I say "maaan" and "right on". It took me a year and a half to get all the "ummms" and "likes" out of my speech and now I sound like a burn out circa 1985. Fuck.

matttt (chachee), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

ask a record store employee where they get theirs

Snappy (sexyDancer), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

OMG I went into the record store yesterday, the door to the back room was open and I saw two cops in there! I turned around to exit and gave the clerk a '?' glance and she just gave me this knowing look and turned away!

dave q (listerine), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

More weed shenanigans:

A friend and I had the brilliant idea to author a book based on all the weird, fucked up situations we've been through while trying to score a bag.

For instance: In college I knew this guy who sold some shit here and there. But going to his house was always a huge pain in the ass. You see, this guy was REALLY into guns. Because I went to school in a really remote part of Michigan, all the students rented out these old giant 3 story mining houses for dirt cheap. So this dealer and his housemates would routinely go up in the attic and shoot high-powered guns down through the house to see how far down the bullets would penetrate.

Unfortunately, this dude kept his selling supplies right next to his guns so the two things were invariably linked. Every now and then, I'd go there to buy a sack and they guy would pull out a gun, fire a couple rounds through the floor. One time, he got this crazy look in his eye, pointed a gun at me and said, "you know, I could kill you right now."

Well this guy lived in Wisconsin. One day, when returning from home for thanksgiving break he got stopped in northern wisconsin. The cops found 3 lbs of weed and a small stash of varying unregistered handguns and assault rifles. Needless to say, he went to state prison.

Now we didn't hear from the kid for a while throughout his trial and all that. But then we got a letter from him in prison. The premise was essentially that prison sucks, but he's keeping his head down and getting along fine. Then we didn't hear from him for about 4 months. By this point, we rarely thought of the guy except when we'd reminisce or whatever. Then we got another letter. This one was quite a bit differently and started with the sentence "To my White Brothers". Turns out, our guy joined the Aryan nation while in the house. His entire letter consisted of condemning one race or another while proclaiming the superiority of the white race.

We wrote him back:
"Dude, you were in college to become a chemical engineer. Now you're in an Aryan prison gang. That's fucked up."

The end.

matttt (chachee), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

When you're high you turn into a snooty academic, reading Kafka

nah. Magazines, always. Atlantic and The Economist.

OMG you're right.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

i've also recently been desourced. i feel you dave.

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

36

dave q (listerine), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

I am trying to cut back on my weed usage and spend money on better things. Indeed, right now I have to buy a lot of text books. Also, the less weed I smoke the more schoolwork I will get done and the better it will be. HOWEVER, I got super baked last night with my friends Jared & Greg. We smoked a bunch out of the bong and listened to records. WEED is expensive, especially from new york delivery dealers.Getting high consistently was much easier in high school where there were little fewer than a half-dozen kids in school who didn't smoke.

Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

p.s. the most i went without smoking lately was FIVE DAYS. WOW! (my longest break since I was sixteen, probably.)

Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

Jesus, how do people watch network television willingly while sober?

Those aren't "people"

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

GET A JOB IAN.

I think its funny that despite "claiming" not to smoke weed, Ned always turns up in these threads.

That said, I've been sticking to beer and shrooms.

Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

I AM INTERNING WITH JOE @ HISTORY CHANNEL FOR $10/DAY

Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

34 hours without tweed

http://www.hannahats.com/photos/95B2.jpg

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

am i gonna see god mommy
am i gonna die
it really hurts mommy
am i gonna die

dave q (listerine), Friday, 28 January 2005 02:47 (twenty years ago)

so you got some then

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 28 January 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

(my longest break since I was sixteen, probably.)

just recently i went three weeks without smoking. i've been stoned every single day since i was sixteen. i'm 26 now.

cutty (mcutt), Friday, 28 January 2005 03:46 (twenty years ago)

It's been 27 days for me now. Hooray for new years resolutions.

Also, best stress killer/anti-depressant ever.

If you think bolting the cellar door shut is going to stop rising floodwaters, yes...

Andrew (enneff), Friday, 28 January 2005 03:56 (twenty years ago)

Resin balls: sucks to taste, fucks you up moreso than you think. Start scrapin'

-- matttt (mhar...), January 27th, 2005 12:38 PM. (chachee)

wise words.

eman (eman), Friday, 28 January 2005 04:04 (twenty years ago)

if you smoke dirt it'll fuck you up somehow. resin is disgusting and horrible for you.

cutty (mcutt), Friday, 28 January 2005 04:07 (twenty years ago)

I think its funny that despite "claiming" not to smoke weed, Ned always turns up in these threads.

I like watching those around me.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 January 2005 04:10 (twenty years ago)

Eat the tin of Nutmeg in the spice rack.

And then check yourself into the hospital.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 28 January 2005 04:10 (twenty years ago)

aside from sleeping hours (and i'm sure i was stoned for the majority of those too) i was stoned all day everyday for almost a full two years. i could smoke at work. i smoked in my car. i smoked at home. i smoked at clubs. i was just never sober. then one time i got so stoned i couldn't stop thinking about my autonomic functions for 6 hours straight. i pleaded with god that i wouldn't ever smoke again til i was 100 years old. so i had to stop that day because i was too superstitious to start again. the other weird thing is that i have never paid for pot once. i wrote term papers for it or did some gardening for it or just got it donated. i was pretty much a scumbag.

firstworldman (firstworldman), Friday, 28 January 2005 04:17 (twenty years ago)

resin is disgusting and horrible for you.

"Is it cashed?"
"It was cashed when we started!"

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Friday, 28 January 2005 06:26 (twenty years ago)

I like watching those around me.

Have you ever tried it? I am craving big time. But usually by the evening I end up being disinterested. My husband was offered some E by some street dealer the last time he went to buy some weed. He immediately thought of me - as I haven't ever done it and would LOVE to - but then realized I'd probably not do it as we're TTC and I'm completely paranoid/scared I'll (or my future baby) grow tentacles. hah. Still, it was so sweet of him, I love him.

stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Friday, 28 January 2005 09:19 (twenty years ago)

did dave ever get his weed?

amanda lear (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 29 January 2005 04:35 (twenty years ago)

I'd like to enjoy weed. Seems like it would be calming. Never seems to work out though.

Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Saturday, 29 January 2005 04:52 (twenty years ago)

'The Telus Wireless customer you are calling is currently unavailable. Please try again later.' *sigh*

... (listerine), Saturday, 29 January 2005 04:57 (twenty years ago)

What's the etiquette for getting the clerk at a head shop to give you leads? Are they all completely paranoid since Chong went to prison?

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Saturday, 29 January 2005 05:14 (twenty years ago)

oh FUCK the local head shop. Last time I went in there was a few months ago, they were all stoned giggling "sorry man, not allowed to give you even the smallest hint, can't do nothin' like that *giggle* nope", meanwhile all these hackysack fucks were walking in and out babbling about how fucked up they were. "But if you ever find any - (giggle) - buy one of these $79 vaporizers". Way to help a brother out! I kind of look more like a junkie than a stoner though, maybe that's the problem? (Planning to get out of town soon anyway, got some expired painkillers & muscle relaxants lying around I might have to resort to)

dave q (listerine), Saturday, 29 January 2005 05:23 (twenty years ago)

http://www.marijuana-anonymous.org/

ade (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 29 January 2005 07:20 (twenty years ago)

The nearest head shop to me has a huge sign in their window saying "If you say: pot, bong, you will be asked to leave!", and that's been the prevailing attitude at pretty much every head shop I've ever been in. Completely understandable, but I think I'd have better luck getting leads at any other random business on the street than a head shop.
That same place makes beautiful blown glass pipes right there in the store.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 29 January 2005 07:33 (twenty years ago)

yuck, i hate pot. it makes me throw up!

phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 29 January 2005 09:38 (twenty years ago)

Q, you got my number bro (not altogether impossible I could hook you up w some interior slangers) but how about when I mail you the magazines, I slide in a small scent-sealed envelope with a J or two worth of finely chopped bud? This works idiotically well - when I was in Calgary for a while my little brother used the exact same method across provincial lines almost weekly with nary a snag. Lemme know. And lemme know when yr leaving the interior, we GOT to work together again foo! XOXO

LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 29 January 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

'The Telus Wireless customer you are calling is currently unavailable. Please try again later.' *sigh*

-- ... (scrape...@hotmail...


Hahaha, OMG the Rogers AT&T one is longer and more hope-crushing tho: "The Rogers A T and T customer you have dialed is either away from the phone, or TEMPORARILY OUT OF THE SERVICE AREA [ed.: oh FUCK off SERVICE AREA you deaf ass COCKSUCKER pick up your SHIT it's your JOB you selfish fuck]. Please try your call again later, or leave a brief voice message after the tone.......

The Rogers AT and T mailbox belonging to...[TOTAL COCKFACE] ... is full. Please try again later."


LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 29 January 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

(LeCoq, I edited yr last two to remove identifying specifics. Just thought it might be prudent)

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Saturday, 29 January 2005 14:50 (twenty years ago)

Oh yeah, that's actually a pretty good idea. Can you do that to my email addy too? Just realized I use this addy for job stuff too. Thanks Sean and sorry for the hassle yo

LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 29 January 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

I had the same pot connection for eleven years but he died a few weeks ago of bone cancer. A great connection, but more importantly a wonderful guy.

So I've been going from bag to bag since then, not knowing where I'd get the next one. Sucks.

RIP JF.

shookout (shookout), Saturday, 29 January 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

Has smoking pot stopped being fun?
Do you ever get high alone?
Is it hard for you to imagine a life without marijuana?
Do you find that your friends are determined by your marijuana use?
Do you smoke marijuana to avoid dealing with your problems?
Do you smoke pot to cope with your feelings?
Does your marijuana use let you live in a privately defined world?
Have you ever failed to keep promises you made about cutting down or controlling your dope smoking?
Has your use of marijuana caused problems with memory, concentration, or motivation?
When your stash is nearly empty, do you feel anxious or worried about how to get more?
Do you plan your life around your marijuana use?
Have friends or relatives ever complained that your pot smoking is damaging your relationship with them?

cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 29 January 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

Has smoking pot stopped being fun? Sometimes.
Do you ever get high alone? Often.
Is it hard for you to imagine a life without marijuana? Nah.
Do you find that your friends are determined by your marijuana use? Sometimes.
Do you smoke marijuana to avoid dealing with your problems? YES.
Do you smoke pot to cope with your feelings? YES.
Does your marijuana use let you live in a privately defined world? YES.
Have you ever failed to keep promises you made about cutting down or controlling your dope smoking? Yes.
Has your use of marijuana caused problems with memory, concentration, or motivation? MOTIVATION, YES.
When your stash is nearly empty, do you feel anxious or worried about how to get more? Nah.
Do you plan your life around your marijuana use? Nah.
Have friends or relatives ever complained that your pot smoking is damaging your relationship with them? Nope.

Ian John50n (orion), Saturday, 29 January 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

I hate those tests. The booze ones are worse - I don't think I've ever met someone who wouldn't qualify as a wino according to AA.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Saturday, 29 January 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

I have a friend who is getting shipped off to Afghanistan and had to fill out a test for the army. One of the question was if he'd drank more than 5 drinks in an evening over the last 6 months. He answer yes, obviously, and that apparently made him a medium risk for binge drinking. Another question asked if he'd contemplated suicide in the last week, by comparison.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 29 January 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

Some of those questions are so misleading.

"Does your marijuana use let you live in a privately defined world?" Um... yeah, of course. Would you prefer it if I let someone else define my world? Would that be healthier?

"When your stash is nearly empty, do you feel anxious or worried about how to get more?"
No, I just start sucking cock for dollars. I have a very rigorous schedule. I know that If I'll be out of pot in a week, I have to start sucking cock today. WTF?

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 29 January 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

Change "marijuana" and "stash" to nearly anything else and the test still works!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 29 January 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

It's like a horoscope!

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 29 January 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

""When your toilet paper is nearly empty, do you feel anxious or worried about how to get more?"

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 29 January 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

yes

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 30 January 2005 01:40 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, me too. I think that means I have a problem.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Sunday, 30 January 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

4:20 d00ds. What a fuckin' nightmare week that was!

I've learned my lesson, anyway. Never again will I be reduced to such a state of abject patheticness. I'll ration myself this time, and when this sack's gone, it's gone - no more weed for me! Don't need it, anyway. Except this week, I'm kind of stressed out and shit.

dave q (listerine), Sunday, 30 January 2005 05:35 (twenty years ago)

Don't need it, anyway. Except this week

!!!!!!

Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 30 January 2005 05:48 (twenty years ago)

fuck I'm out of toilet paper! for reals!

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 30 January 2005 06:25 (twenty years ago)

>"But if you ever find any - (giggle) - buy one of these $79 vaporizers".

those things are incredible though

(Jon L), Sunday, 30 January 2005 06:34 (twenty years ago)

fuck I'm out of toilet paper!

Calm down. Think: do you really *need* the toilet paper? Aren't you just letting toilet paper control you and ruin your life?

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Sunday, 30 January 2005 07:29 (twenty years ago)

I scrounged up some scrill and went to 7-11. Sure, it's the cheap stuff, god knows what it's laced with, but it's gonna have to do 'til I can snatch the good stuff tomorrow.

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 30 January 2005 07:47 (twenty years ago)

You're weak.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Sunday, 30 January 2005 07:50 (twenty years ago)

What kind of weedman doesn't have weed on the weekends? Dude, weedman, get it together!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 31 January 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

Smoking alone doesn't make you an addict, for fuck's sake.

Anna (Anna), Monday, 31 January 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

Just lonely. And maybe paranoid.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 31 January 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

My weed hiatus ended Sunday. It'd been a while and it felt like I had shot heroin I was so high!

And smoking weed alone is on the same level as watching a movie alone - not a big deal.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 31 January 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

I don't smoke alone by choice, I just wake up earlier than most people

dave q (listerine), Monday, 31 January 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

i'm almost out and I'm getting nervous already.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

THE WEED MAN IS ON THE WAY.
I SWEAR THIS IS JUST TO HELP MY STOMACH.

Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:57 (twenty years ago)

http://www.dhs.vic.gov.au/humanservicesnews/nov04/musicians.htm

"patient as a tree"

dave q (listerine), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

so i am out of weed for the weekend, sucks when this happens.

come on sock it to me, Saturday, 12 February 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

five years pass...

ugh

http://www.ilxor.com/glyloop.mp3 (Aerosol), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

suggest scraping or boiling the pipe.
alternately, cheap booze.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

what does boiling do other than ruing yr cookware and make the resin disappear?

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

lolling at my old roomie postin' in this thread

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

cheap booze is a lifesaver in these situations

captayn cronch (crüt), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

but it can also lead to horrible crippling depression, 50/50

captayn cronch (crüt), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

choose your own adventure

captayn cronch (crüt), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

smoking resin gives me a headache.
but I guess it is better than nothing.

Trip Maker, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

My gf will always says to me “when you get a bunch save some” lol

http://www.ilxor.com/glyloop.mp3 (Aerosol), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

Then I go about trying to “hide” some from myself

http://www.ilxor.com/glyloop.mp3 (Aerosol), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

my boyfriend has secretly hidden buds when i get a bag. has saved me in numerous occasions.

so my advice is: get a thoughtful boyfriend who thinks ahead #protip

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

he’s definitely a keeper

http://www.ilxor.com/glyloop.mp3 (Aerosol), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

tbf i have a bag of backup weed, which is like an oz of shake i got as a freebie once.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

Hard to save weed cuz there is never a time where I could get high that I say nah I'll save this for later.

http://www.ilxor.com/glyloop.mp3 (Aerosol), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 22:14 (fourteen years ago)

so sweet xxxp

sleeve, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 22:33 (fourteen years ago)


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