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― anthony, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My guy. He has broad shoulders and strong arms. Cool tattoos and nice sideburns. He likes to hold my face in both his hands and tell me that I have beautiful eyes. When we spoon we fit together perfectly. *sigh*

I must stop. It's not even 10 in the morning.

― Samantha, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Samantha's guy. Rowr!

― Mark C, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think we should all profess love for Samantha's guy. The advantage of this is that, suitably alarmed, she will just hug him to bits more and all, and he will do so likewise. The amount of Pure Love will then flow out from their house and drive the nasty crack-fiend neighbors away. :-)

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

More likely he'll find the time to drop by here again and be horrified at all the talking about him.

― Samantha, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

WE ARE THE FREELANCE "MAKE HANK BLUSH" SQUAD. He will bow down.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Good hair and dronerock records. RRRROOOOAAAAWWWWRRRRRR!!!

― kate, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Curves.

But not Curve.

― Tom, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

a lot JUNK in the TRUNK.

revs me up like a little toy car on the living room carpet. rowr.

― jess, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ok, slim, smooth, shorter than me, dark hair. Why? I don't question it.

― Sean, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ahemm...I don't know if I have enough time to answer that. I am blushing or having hotflashes, one of the two. -I could fill a library with what turns me on. Very difficult to prioritize these things.

― Hank, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I could fill a library with what turns me on.

What! You keep a bunch of bound book copies of Samantha around? Okay, I'll stop now.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If being turned on and lifting your spirits = the same, I would have to say shopping. The reason being is if you are feeling down, it's best to be where there are nice things to look at. Gale

― Gale Deslongchamps, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Guys in heavy makeup and at least attempted Victorian clothing. As I have just found out from the school play, it's not only nice as a mental fantasy, but it can do wonderful things for people who were just so-so before the costuming took place.

― Maria, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Men who look like the only jewish member at Anodver circa 1956.

― anthony, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Neil Young.

― di, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah Neil Young is fucking fuck! I don't think he's Jewish though.

― maryann, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Shiny, clean, natural, shoulder length, straight, brown hair; clear skin; flat tummies; slightly crooked teeth; well defined deltoids; breasts; slim waists; deep, blue eyes.

― toraneko, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh yeah, and guys in make up can look quite hot. Especially Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise and Antonio Banderas in Interview With a Vampire.

― toraneko, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

God, and I thought I was picky....

― Emma, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You are picky Emma - you only want to go out with Bond villains.

― Tom, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not just Bond Villains, Evil Master Criminals in general.

Actually I said Rich Men but you lot could only think of one job that would make you rich enough to appeal and that was Evil Master Criminal.

Does anyone know a good place to find Rich Men who are not tossers?

― Emma, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

would evil geniuses do? i mean if they weren't intent on crime as such, but were still evil. you know, releasing viruses that would wipe out all life in the universe sort of thing.

― Alan Trewartha, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It doesn't matter what they do so long as they are LOADED. Bling bling. Why, do you know an Evil Genius, Alan?

― Emma, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"does anyone know a good place to find rich men who are not tossers".

Yes a brothel.

― Ronan, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think men who use prostitutes still wank, Ronan.

― Nick, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I try to argue that all men are not tossers and look what I get.

― Ronan, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

armpits...yum!

― geoff, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oh... maybe i do. maybe i don't. ;-)

Excellent, stage one completed, begin the cellular replication at once

― Alan Trewartha, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ronan I don't know what you mean, you hardly have to be rich to go to a prostitute plus according to Metro one in eleven men in London has been to one. Unless you are implying that I am a ho for wanting a rich bloke? In which case you can piss off as I DESERVE one goddammit.

― Emma, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Emma for the thousandth time just cause you dance the go go that don't make you a ho no.

― Tom, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I meant that because they're rich they can afford not to toss, instead they have the money to pay others to do it for them. And now I have truly crucified the "joke" I am off to hand up this crap 2000 word essay I did in the last few hours. then I shall go to the pub.

― Ronan, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

but, you wouldn't have to work at all, you'd fool around and have a ball

― Alan Trewartha, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well I hope the argument in Ronan's essay is more clear than his argument on ILE. The not having to work thing is a key part of my quest, also my mum is worried that I will never afford a mortgage on my own.

― Emma, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You won't be able to afford a mortgage on your own. So you shall be single AND homeless for ever and ever amen.

― alext, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sod off AlexT I bet I find a Rich Evil Genius Overlord in Posh Kingston tonite. And when I do I will not invite you to my luxury penthouse.

― Emma, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

all you'll find in Kingston are posh braying rugby types, judging by past experiences. I'm never going drinking there again.

― chris, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I TOLD YOU SO!!!

― Tom, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well then I will find an Evil Billionaire Overlord whose clever civilian disguise is Braying Rugby Player.

― Emma, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My argument in my essay was good. I quoted Neil Postman which will get me an A. Although I'm not sure, I may have been so hungover that I just strung a collection of sentences together.

My argument here is perfect.

― Ronan, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

People who return my CDs on time turn me on.

― Maria, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

So lend us your CDs and we'll find out who's worthy.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

surliness turns me on.

― di, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

grrrr you

― mark s, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The endless moments of unbearble 'chaste' proximity between me and that person I want to be touching, but haven't just yet. The small talk, the subtle positioning, the awareness of scents and breaths, and then the moment of heart-dropping silence when our eyes finally lock *thu-thump thu-thump* and we are barely a second away from that first kiss...

oh yeh.

― Kim, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I like pretty faces and GRATE BRANES.

― DG, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

begging

― maryann, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

maryann
please grow a penis , please i am begging. ill let you ride melike a camel thru the empty quater if you do.

― anthony, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Indecent proposal of the year.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Neil Postman is an arse. Use other media doomsayers, pl.

― Andrew L, Saturday, 1 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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baby's mommas

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

sundresses

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

i go weak at the knees for curly haired girls. tight glossy curls that take forever to do up in the morning and are bouncey around the high cheekbones. mmmm. also hot: librarian glasses, a faint smirk, and tight 50s-style sweaters are so much more flattering to the figure than the super low cut shirts all the little hussies are wearing these days. i like girls shorter than me, but not too much, and curvy as opposed to me own f'n waif-like body. but i also go for punk rock girls, tomgirls, loud drama program chicks, sullen black-clad poetry majors... especially these days i just have a total preoccupation with the female sex. hmph. i sound way too much like a bad personal ad at this point so i am going to stop.

― justin s., Wednesday, 12 November 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Ich bin der MASTER THREAD KILLER, ja? Der Ubermensch, as it were. Well then, clearly, I 0wnz u all. ;p

― justin s., Wednesday, 12 November 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Souds good to me, dude...

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

-long hair
-blue/green hair
-emo/librarian black-rimmed glasses
-tall
-a curvey, pervey girl. don't want no stick-chick
-gives a shit about music & seeing it live
-gives a shit about film
-knowledgable about pop culture
-smart & horny & with a dirty mind
-able to make me laugh, and will laugh at my jokes
-able to play along or wrestle with me conversationally
-into geek/dork things, or quite tolerant of those tendencies in me
-drinks
-willing to along on any random weird adventure or suggestion or joke i come up with, and comes up with those of her own
-in a band

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm pretty reserved; i tend to like women who are gregarious and funny, even a little annoying. (an 'opposites attract post' oh no) i don't get the 'girls who hurt me = hott' thing but 'girls who bug the shit outta me' = ding ding ding.

― typo acapulco (gcannon), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

-smart & horny & with a dirty mind

Crucial

i don't get the 'girls who hurt me = hott' thing

I wish I did...

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Waifishness. Messy hair. Tight pants. Afros. Long, delicate hands and feet. Long eyelashes. Prominent cheekbones. Taking a childlike wonder in small details. Must not give a shit if anyone thinks he's a fag or not. Must be passionate about music. Must be in search of happiness not in the form of money. Must like to dance.

― Sarah Pedal (call mr. lee), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I've only known one other person who thought much about guys with long eyelashes. She would make me put my face close to hers and bat her lips with my lashes, she called it "lashkisses".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

That's so cute.

― Sarah Pedal (call mr. lee), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

JD Salmon, I am almost your dream girl. Except for the big about having blue or green hair. Mine is blondish. ;-)

― Citizen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Me & the lashkiss recipient were like totally in love, she's still one of my best friends. She's off doing this walk from NYC to San Fran for Kucinich's campaign right now. I miss her. :(

Also, ad to my turn ons list: massage therapists, especially if they pronouce their calling "MASS-awjh thuh-RAPE-ist".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i totally missed kingfish's blue/green hair. wierdo. ;)

nick, *walking* cross-country? that rocks. . .

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I KNOW! I'm really proud of her right now.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

healthy-looking paleness
plentiful hips
logophilia
silk
singing "strip strap strull" while giving handjob

― Herbstmute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

hey hey what can i say, i diggum the blue hair.

― Jay Dee the King Fish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

a big booty.

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

also, yeah, a big booty & a girl who actually fucking READS. Books books books shove 'em in your head.

this is IMPORTANT.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

i am floored

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Yo, I'm the big booty type
I like them thick with their mind right (Awe)
Banging personality conversate when the time right (Naw)

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

after you back it up then stop
then dr-dr-drop it like its hot
when come back bring pie

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

bootylicious.

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't really care if you are smart if you are a boy. In fact boys who must constantly show off how smart they are by talking about Pynchon or who try to tell me how to do simple car repairs get on my last nerve.

A boy a bit dumber than me would be ideal. Smarter girls are cool however.

(btw teeny rocks)

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

in fact I don't think i'd like dating a very brainy, booksmart boy. You should be literate but I'll read the books.

I think when it comes to guys I'm probably initially attracted to blue-collar and drop-out types. Since my divorce I don't think I've ever dated a boy who went to college and that's fine by me.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Rock n roll tomboys in leather jackets who strut as opposed to just walk. Dry sense of humor. Eyes that communicate. And it sure doesn't hurt if her ass looks good in jeans. I also have a kind of fondness for what I refer to as "boy chest." Not flat, per se, but not Pam Anderson, either. And I like strong legs.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

singing "strip strap strull" while giving handjob

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

a few martinis.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

girls who dont give handjobs

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

you gotta be fucking kidding me

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

into MST3K = FUCK YEAH

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

oh that's even worse than jess's!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Blount is a madman.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

they like handjobs=they are madmen

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i stand by my assertions.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I speak of Blount's anti-MST3K bias.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

next someone'll say 'chix who dig tmbg'

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

if you have two people in the same bed i dont need anyone touching my dick with their hand

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, that's what armpits are for.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

there are other places to get handjobs besides bed

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

eg. burger king bathroom

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

i think my point still stands

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

he's well acquainted with hands...i need to introduce him to some of the other people in the neighborhood

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

(i'll get me coat)

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

blount OTM

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

would a hardeez bathroom also suffice? what about a booth at Red Lobster?

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

with a name like hardeez, do you have to ask?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

sam I was gonna
set you up with my brother
who never colleged

but he reads books too
so you'd have no use for him
ah well try again

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

books are okay, just not tons. and no pynchon. :)

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

no pynchon :-(

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

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