HI DERE I SURVIVE AVALANCHE

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― Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Friday, 28 January 2005 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"HI DERE RESCUE GUYS, I'LL BREAK THIS BOTTLE ON YOUR FUCKING FACE..........YOU GUYS ARE MY BEST FRIENDS"

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 28 January 2005 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Krista Chainsaw

if he was a girl, he woudl have getten out twice as fast
7:38:22 PM
Krista Chainsaw

drunk girls= pee a lot

― Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Saturday, 29 January 2005 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, after 10 bottles a girl would have started crying and melted the snow in a quarter of the time.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 29 January 2005 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahah this is fucking hilarious.

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 29 January 2005 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Ananova:
Man peed way out of avalanche

A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.

But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.

He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.

He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."

Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.

― Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Saturday, 29 January 2005 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car

Do you think that they
would give me citizenship?
I am part Slovak!

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 29 January 2005 06:05 (twenty-one years ago)

And they say there are no more heroes.

― weatheringD, Saturday, 29 January 2005 10:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I ruptured my spleen...I also suffered some minor bruising to my body

― Captain Obvious, Saturday, 29 January 2005 10:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't stop replaying the mental image of him cracking open a beer to think about it and the idea about peeing coming to mind.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Saturday, 29 January 2005 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

...

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 29 January 2005 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"I NEED A PEE - DOES ILX DARE ME TO SURVIVE AN AVALANCHE?"

― mark grout (mark grout), Sunday, 30 January 2005 09:03 (twenty-one years ago)

hey! http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/avalanche.asp

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 3 February 2005 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

even if it is a hoax, it's funnier than most and not that hard to believe if you've spent time in that part of the world.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 3 February 2005 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

but i was crushed; i wanted it to be real.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 3 February 2005 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Snopes is a scam. They use a magic 8-ball to decide the status of any story.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 3 February 2005 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah! what "slovak news agency" does their "source" work for anyway?

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 3 February 2005 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

it does kind of sound like a story a man would just make up telling at a pub

― Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 3 February 2005 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sick of Snopes always killing my dreams. ;_;

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Thursday, 3 February 2005 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

although i must say that richard is not a common slovak name.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 3 February 2005 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

actually, richard IS a fairly common slovak name.

for what it's worth.

― jimmy crackhorn (don maynard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I really want this to be true! I just made a fool of myself giggling in the comnputer lab at uni again.

I can't stop replaying the mental image of him cracking open a beer to think about it and the idea about peeing coming to mind. OTM - this makes it!

― Crackity (Crackity Jones), Friday, 4 February 2005 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

AND THEN I PEED MY WAY OUT

― Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 4 February 2005 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

what is "truth" anyway?

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 4 February 2005 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=3&u=/nm/20050127/od_nm/greece_porn_dc

ATHENS (Reuters) - A bus driver shuttling pupils to school in northern Greece shocked their parents when he put on a porn tape, officials said on Thursday.

The incident on Tuesday in the town of Kilkis prompted dozens of complaints by parents who have asked the bus company to fire him.

"The driver said 'kids we've got porn, do you want to watch it'," one of the pupils told reporters. "Everyone started shouting yes, yes and he just put in a tape and we watched it on the small TV screens on the bus."

The children were aged 12 to 15.

The bus company will meet on Friday to decide what action to take against the driver, local government officials said.

― he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Monday, 14 February 2005 07:02 (twenty-one years ago)

They have TVs on schools buses now? OMG

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 14 February 2005 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

in american school bus tv watches u

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6523249.stm

A female Thai prisoner has boosted her chances of freedom by winning the world light flyweight boxing title.

Samson Sor Siriporn, a convicted drug dealer, beat Japan's Ayaka Miyano in a bout staged at the mixed Klong Prem jail, known as the "Bangkok Hilton".

Watched by dozens of prison staff, Siriporn won on points after 10 rounds in the ring, kick-starting parole proceedings for her early release.

The 24-year-old took up boxing to protect herself from violent inmates.

The match took place in a makeshift ring in the grounds of the Klong Prem prison, in front of a crowd of about 700 people, including a few prison inmates.

Thai prisoner boxer Samson Sor Siriporn (L) and Japanese boxer Miyano Ayaka
Siriporn was jailed for selling methamphetamine pills
Transvestites released from their cells for the event paraded in high heels around the ring with placards.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 23:35 (eighteen years ago)

Siriporn?

― StanM, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 06:08 (eighteen years ago)

Dude! I never realised that Ronan started this thread.

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 10:10 (eighteen years ago)

oh no wait, someone else did. ME AM READ THRED RWONG.

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 11:46 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

HIC DERE I SURVIVE SOFALANCHE http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/7853328.stm

― I'm Throwing Small Arms Around Powys (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 16:47 (seventeen years ago)

eight months pass...

First person video of skier getting caught in an avalanche, buried, and then rescued

He also got very lucky to be honest. In the time that he's buried, you can hear his breathing already accelerate. The ruffling noise back and forth is his chest rising and falling and the noise that his jacket makes. The intermittent whimpering noise you hear is him trying to swallow and get some air since the avalung wasn't fully in his mouth and instead just to the corner of his mouth. Avalanche at 1:19. Blue sky and view of the rescuers starts at 6:07.

Further commentary here

― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 07:15 (sixteen years ago)

This may just be the most terrifying thing I've seen all year.

― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 07:15 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, very claustrophobic

― cozwn, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 09:19 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

BONJOUR DERE JE SURVIS EARTHQUAKE

― The New Dirty Vicar, Monday, 25 January 2010 17:17 (sixteen years ago)

two years pass...

killer web design on this thing

http://projects.nytimes.com/2012/snow-fall-preview/#/?part=tunnel-creek

supposedly the whole series runs to 17,000 words (!), take that New Yorker

― dmr, Thursday, 20 December 2012 19:00 (thirteen years ago)

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