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So after the recently news of a German tourist being eaten by a lion i decided to investigate.

You would not believe the pickles these guys get themselves into.

I also found this: http://www.namibian.com.na/Netstories/Cols6-99/laz140699.htm

"He said: 'Is there a

conspiracy involving German tourists in this country? I mean, why is it that

for the past few years all the bad things that happen either happen to German tourists or concern German tourists?". We had no idea what he was talking about. He continued: "Just think about this. A few years ago a German tourist was eaten by a lion in Etosha when he slept outside his tent. This year a few German tourists died in a car accident. A few months ago a German tourist was attacked by a crocodile. Just a few weeks ago a German tourist was attacked by an elephant not far from Khorixas. Is this mere coincidence?". There must have been a good five minutes of silence before he delivered the deadly blow: "Apart from the fact that the guy who was attacked by lions at Okapuka was German, the whole thing happened in front of German tourists. I mean, comrades. What the hell is going on?".

Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 12:41 (twenty years ago)

You know, I heard all that in the voice of the crazy german radio DJ on the techno/house station from GTA San Andreas.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 13:08 (twenty years ago)

Germans. Always going where they're not supposed to. Germans.

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

I was just reading about a coach crash with 13 people of different nationalities. The only one to be injured was, yep, German!

Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

OMG, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?

IS IT KARMIC JUSTICE FOR... HITLER?! OR SCORPIONS?!!

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 13:19 (twenty years ago)

... Namibia used to be a German colony, maybe it's something to do with that

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

still, "tourists".

Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

If you had 276 days of vacation a year you'd probably be top of the list too!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)


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