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Now YOU TOO can drink beer, just like the straight boys

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

im not sure why i clicked on this.

does it mean im gay?

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

I'm speechless. I have no speech.

― Miles Finch, Tuesday, 1 February 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

So...other forms of beer are "straight beer"? This is a bit daft, isn't it.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

they invented a pink hue for Guiness head a few years back didn't they?

― Stevem On X (blueski), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

"I'm happy to see that homosexuals are being taken seriously as consumers.

cos you know the gays aren't normally big on shopping

― Stevem On X (blueski), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

I'm thrilled!

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

anyway - who are the gay men of ilx? i only know of a couple.

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)

but cider has been around for centuries!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

I'm happy to see that homosexuals are being taken seriously as consumers

What's the betting the bottle will be bright pink or something?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

honestly though, it depends what the beer is like really isn't it? I mean, launching a beer with the word Queer in it because it rhymes with Beer doesn't strike me as being all that much of a serious idea.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

or rainbow coloured!

xpost

― papa november (papa november), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

Stella and Corona are my queer beers.

Records and visual media aside, I'm one of those fags who detests shopping. (My sartorial idol is pre-Wes Anderson Bill Murray.)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 14:50 (twenty years ago)

a drink aimed specifically at gay men and women.

Can't wait to find out about their rationale here

― DJ Mencap0))), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

http://manboots.com/beerdrinkingsexanimals/pre/front.jpg

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

nice shirt, kenan!!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

Thanks. I ripped it by accident. I just... BULGED out of it one day. But Steven said it looked hot, and he always knows these things, so I kept it.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

There was actually a gay-marketed beer called "Wilde's" something like twenty years ago. A news program showed the commercial for it;
two guys with gayporn moustaches -- one in bed, one from a public phone -- talking on the phone. They said MTV was airing these commercials but I saw no evidence of that.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

anyway - who are the gay men of ilx? i only know of a couple.

Dude. You have to ask?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

schmitt's gay beer, dudes.

http://www.johndesalvo.com/images/J&farley3.jpg

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

First thing I thought of when I read this.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

To save Fox News the trouble:

http://www.q.co.za/news/2000/03/000301-sydney1.jpg

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)

queer beer = pint of white (or sometimes rosé!) wine, people.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 01:28 (twenty years ago)

Dunno about that- my gaydar tells me that, at least in SF, it's Bud Light, alas.

That's going by The Hole in The Wall, The Eagle, The Stud, various Castro bars whose name I don't remember right now, etc.

Then again, the butch-er the beer, the more the straight-acting fags are gonna wanna be seen drinkin' it, I reckon.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

it would be fucking killer if the bottle was shaped like a cock

― El Janko (JasonD), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 04:37 (twenty years ago)

The Hole in The Wall, The Eagle, The Stud

i can see these three bars from my sidewalk!

― El Janko (JasonD), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 04:38 (twenty years ago)

it would be fucking killer if the bottle was shaped like a cock

It kind of is.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 04:46 (twenty years ago)

more like this

http://www.sexyandfunny.com/photos/week5.jpg

http://www.tiffstoys.com/boner%20bottle.jpg

― El Janko (JasonD), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 04:48 (twenty years ago)

We used to go to this place called the Works all the time. It was gay bar suupremo, it hshowed gay porn on the tv, gay porn on the walls plastered, strippers, the whole shebang. Why did we go? Because on thursdays, costmopolitcans and margaritas were $1 each. That, my friends, is gay pbeer.

PS my delete key doesn't work anymore.

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 04:50 (twenty years ago)

costmopolitcans and pbeer... memes start right now.

― donut christ (donut), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:05 (twenty years ago)

ally i find it difficult to believe both delete and backspace keys are faulty but all the other keys work just fine.

― get a clue, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)

ps not gay

― nope, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)

is the name of your band?

― donut christ (donut), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:55 (twenty years ago)

There is no "backspace" key--I'm using an iBook laptop. If someone can direct me to the "backspace" key on this thing i'd be forever grateful because the delete key does not work, it's jammed.

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:57 (twenty years ago)

On an iBook backspace is also delete.. If your ibook is one where the keyboard lifts out lift it out and shake out the crap, if not good luck.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:41 (twenty years ago)

They should make an alternative for the closeted gay man, Beerd.

― Site Admistrator (deangulberry), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:41 (twenty years ago)

(and that does not apply to me as i am not gay, wouldbe ilx punsters)

― Site Admistrator (deangulberry), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:41 (twenty years ago)

you really covered your ass, there.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:45 (twenty years ago)

He said he's not gay, so

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:47 (twenty years ago)

you really underlined the joke, there.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:48 (twenty years ago)

Dammit.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:49 (twenty years ago)

: )

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:50 (twenty years ago)


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