Now I'm all grown up I think everybody should just sound as if they're from continental Europe. Ernst, Pierre, Maria, etc.
Nobody's going to answer this, are they?
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 04:20 (twenty years ago)
― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)
― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)
― Matt Chesnut, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 04:26 (twenty years ago)
my usual names are "Beavis", or "Sir Beavis," if I'm feeling special. There's just something special about winning the game and the princess at the end saying "Oh thank you, Beavis! You have saved Hyrule from Ganon! The children will be singing the praises of Beavis for generations etc etc etc"
Since I couldn't port my BG2 character into Neverwinter Nights like i thought i could, I made a "Hijo De Beavis" instead.
I tend to rename my characters depending on how much they annoy me during the game. Eventually, Beavis is saving the world accompanied by "Whiney McTittays", "Big Tongue Dude", "Felch Clackamas", "Spike Jonez", and "Random Blonde #251"
― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 04:28 (twenty years ago)
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 04:35 (twenty years ago)
― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 04:37 (twenty years ago)
― Frogman Henry, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 04:38 (twenty years ago)
― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 04:42 (twenty years ago)
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)
― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 04:46 (twenty years ago)
wizard dude: Ol' Billy Widdershinsbusty cleric: Hotty McTitslickguess: Zippy the Rangerthief: Runta McShortstuffother random fighter/cleric: Huratia Yurliphapaladin leader dude: Hiro Protagonist
― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 04:47 (twenty years ago)
― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 04:48 (twenty years ago)
― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 04:53 (twenty years ago)
― Frogman Henry, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)
i like how you thre win spike jones.
i usually name things, unexpectedly, after myself.
― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 05:11 (twenty years ago)
KMS for the fighterMayday for the theify typeMagic Juan for the mageMillsart for the other mageK Hand for the clericRolando for the other fighter type.
Blackisle/Gold Box rpgs rock.
― tylero (tylero), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 05:17 (twenty years ago)
― tylero (tylero), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 05:18 (twenty years ago)
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 05:26 (twenty years ago)
― brandon larson, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 05:31 (twenty years ago)
― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 05:42 (twenty years ago)
― dan (dan), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:03 (twenty years ago)
whoa, that's hardcore. did you even record custom sound sets, too?
― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:36 (twenty years ago)
calvinrueayfe/aief/afe/etcoscarruim'lyn'saeroth man'sari'ruilduts studberg
m.
― msp (msp), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:47 (twenty years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 11:46 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)
I went through a dark period in middle school of naming female characters after girls I had crushes on, but once you're older than 12 that gets kind of extremely creepy.
-- Dan I. (w1nt3rmut...) (webmail), February 2nd, 2005 11:48 PM. (Dan I.) (link)
OTM OTM OTM OTM
― Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)
"Will you help me find the scroll I dropped in the Kobold cave, Jigga-man?"
― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)
Harold Rivera, Luigi DeCappi, Willy Goma, Jamie Paz, Toto, Torsten Oversen, Andre Picard...
er, yeah!
― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)
― Dude, are you a 15 year old asian chick? (jingleberries), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)
― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)
― Monday At Bernie's (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)
― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)
― Monday At Bernie's (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)
this is fucking hilarious to me. and OTM. But I might be thinking of another one instead of 9, I get them all blurred together anyway.
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:11 (twenty years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:15 (twenty years ago)
[Default names or back-to-basics-I-love-Darklands-me-plausibly-mideval shit like "John" or "Noel" or "Ralph", here] (except in Japanese stuff where go with hunches, y'know? "Yii" or "Prinn" or something)
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)
: /
― c7n (Cozen), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 20:01 (nineteen years ago)
― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 02:04 (nineteen years ago)
Dozens of Joey Ramones have won rushing titles in Madden.
― Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 02:07 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 02:20 (nineteen years ago)
you need both FTW
― 69, Monday, 12 November 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago)
btw dan did you see where bioware is hiring writers with no prior experience
― El Tomboto, Monday, 12 November 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago)
waht, no
― HI DERE, Monday, 12 November 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago)
i will GM, but it's gotta be paper/pen
― 69, Monday, 12 November 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago)
yay for dragon age & mass effect!
― kingfish, Monday, 12 November 2007 22:00 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.bioware.com/bioware_info/jobs/positions/austin_writer.html
they can't find anybody so they're just resorting to pleading with penny arcade readers for samples
― El Tomboto, Monday, 12 November 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago)
69 do you have the requisite materials? I will totally roll a character this weekend if you're in town. RETURN OF THE NERD
― El Tomboto, Monday, 12 November 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago)
okay fuck moving to Austin tho
― HI DERE, Monday, 12 November 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago)
it sounds like boston
― El Tomboto, Monday, 12 November 2007 22:04 (seventeen years ago)
I don't know; living in austin and working for these guys doesn't seem too bad. Beats moving to Dallas for some Id/Ion Storm thing.
― kingfish, Monday, 12 November 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago)
i mean, i need a couple ten-sided die, and to print out some of the many PDFs from here, but i think i want to. saturday? sunday?
― 69, Monday, 12 November 2007 22:13 (seventeen years ago)
saturday word man I dunno even where to snag d10s in this town you probably have to go to college park huh
― El Tomboto, Monday, 12 November 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago)
ill do some research during the week - two people is tough, though - we should get sarah or zack or mark or someone nerdier to play. maybe i can talk james into coming down from annapolis?
― 69, Monday, 12 November 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago)
you know all the people I know
― El Tomboto, Monday, 12 November 2007 22:25 (seventeen years ago)
lol sorry everybody 69 & I have been banned from gmail
― El Tomboto, Monday, 12 November 2007 22:26 (seventeen years ago)
I started a game of Earthbound where I named Jeff "Bladder" so that the game would tell me "Bladder does not have any PP!"
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 04:38 (seventeen years ago)
Deezil
this is such a missed opportunity
― J0hn D., Tuesday, 13 November 2007 04:52 (seventeen years ago)
What do you name your peepz in RPGs?
LOL DO U MEAN LARP????!???!???!?!?!??!
― g-kit, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago)
In the original Deus Ex, I always call JC 'cockbag', just so the message on the pad in Paul's apartment starts 'Hey cockbag', like a message from an older brother might do IRL.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Friday, 21 September 2012 15:00 (thirteen years ago)
I already made a post upthread about using autechre song names for my characters.
Anyway, the other day I was listening to some autechre and Sim Gishel started and all of a sudden I was reminiscing about my Dwarf Fighter from Icewind Dale 2.
― silverfish, Friday, 21 September 2012 15:34 (thirteen years ago)
Much like TOMBOT, I used to name characters exclamations, so that dialog boxes would pop up like: "F'FUCKSAKE, thank you!"
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:55 (7 years ago) Permalink
ha, yeah, used to do that one, too. and the move where you give every single character the same stupid name, like "HAM!" upthread, or "Steve", "NAKED?!" etc.
― arby's, Friday, 21 September 2012 15:47 (thirteen years ago)
RIP WoW dudes
miss u Grinz ;_;
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Friday, 21 September 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)
my neverwinter nights character is named COCK BATTLECHEST― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, February 2, 2005 2:12 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
also every character in every game i have ever had to name a character in
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 21 September 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)
I am 12 btwhttps://i.imgur.com/2FfIWPD.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/BN8jyc7.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/MQ77Cuu.jpg― Badgers (dog latin), Wednesday, February 14, 2018 10:11 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
https://i.imgur.com/2FfIWPD.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/BN8jyc7.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/MQ77Cuu.jpg
― Badgers (dog latin), Wednesday, February 14, 2018 10:11 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Badgers (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 14:47 (seven years ago)
Just started one of the Harvest Moon games the other day. The protagonist, Slurpina, is working on Fishpits Farm and just acquired a horse named Cheezwiz. I forget her dog's name but rest assured that it's really, really stupid.
― You dishonor your ancestors with your emoji abstention (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 14:54 (seven years ago)
Oh, I think it's Splurts.
― You dishonor your ancestors with your emoji abstention (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 14:55 (seven years ago)
man i wish i could remember what i used for my first plays of the big hitter rpgs. i know my first playthru of FF6, on SNES9X circa 1999, was rife with anime characters - terra was "asuka" for sure. locke was "ferio," a similar-seeming rogueish hero from magic knight rayearth. but it was a mishmash - gau was "gurgi" from the prydain books. hmmm. maybe i can find them discussed in an ICQ chat log or something. i wasn't the kind of kid that went with dirty words ever but i really wonder what i would have used for FF1 when i was 10...
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 14:56 (seven years ago)
Members of my Disgaea squad that I can remember off the top of my head:
McDLTHappy MealMcRibFilet-O-FishDurstKroegerStapp
― You dishonor your ancestors with your emoji abstention (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 14:59 (seven years ago)
My Demon's Souls avatar is named Flo and has the visage of someone who underwent reconstructive surgery to look like Marge Simpson.
― You dishonor your ancestors with your emoji abstention (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 15:02 (seven years ago)
My orc in Skyrim is named Ferngully.
Look, I know this is a sickness. I know it.
― You dishonor your ancestors with your emoji abstention (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 15:35 (seven years ago)
Sometimes I feel bad for being dishonest to the game about who I am, so I just use my name. It just wants me to feel like a hero in a story it's working hard to tell. I don't want to be rude.
― Evan, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 15:46 (seven years ago)
bizarre street names. "bobolink"
― reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 15:53 (seven years ago)
haha found a few of my FF6 names
Mog = Magila (Gorilla)Gogo = Vincet (maybe he reminded me of Vincent from FF7?)Relm = Ursula (for the teenaged artist in Kiki's Delivery Service)Setzer = Ferrio (thief in Magic Knight Rayearth - so not sure what Locke was now)Mog = Mokona (cutesy creature in Magic Knight Rayearth)
kinda lamer than i was hoping tbh, not one evangelion character among them. but this was april of 1998 and i'm not sure how deep i'd gotten into eva by that point.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 16:57 (seven years ago)
Autumn Almanac’s first post has really stood the test of time
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:00 (seven years ago)
Lately everybody is El Guapo
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:01 (seven years ago)
I almost always use Simpsons or Futurama joke names. All the years I played SWTOR, my main was a gunslinger named Smelloscope. My Fallout: New Vegas character was NickRiviera. And so on and so on.
― Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:04 (seven years ago)
started making a list but then noticed it would not go down well on ilx
― papa poutine (∞), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:21 (seven years ago)
Just returned to an old Vita Earth Defense Force game that I'd forgotten I saved under the name Shartblaster.
― Gregory Horsemelt (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 12:18 (seven years ago)
I'm replaying Secret of Evermore with the protagonist named David Arkenstone
― ⅋ (crüt), Monday, 18 March 2019 03:11 (six years ago)
Prince Jammy, every game ever
― pippin drives a lambo through the gates of isengard (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 18 March 2019 03:19 (six years ago)
Hmmm. Prince Jammy.
(strokes chin thoughtfully)
Yes. Prince Jammy. I like it. Engaging. Playful. A hint of mystery. But it would never work for a perfume.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 18 March 2019 03:29 (six years ago)
bless you, crüt
― brimstead, Monday, 18 March 2019 03:42 (six years ago)
valdiev
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Monday, 18 March 2019 04:42 (six years ago)
at least, i used to. nowadays my main character is always birdie and my second is always ralph (my pet's names)
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Monday, 18 March 2019 04:44 (six years ago)
when i play the show's create a player mode, which is sort of like a rpg, i name my character "big dog bird" because the announcer knows how to say all of it and it makes me laugh
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Monday, 18 March 2019 04:45 (six years ago)
The last game of CoC I played in, the Keeper and I were hacked off with a couple of other players (one in particular) who had ruined the last game and we kind of wanted them to move on and find another group. In a completely dickish pass-agg move I played a Margaret Rutherford type called Lady Agatha Cholmondley-Cholmondley-Cholmondley-Cholmondley-Featherstonehaugh who insisted on being called by her full name at all times because it was the most polite thing to do.
― Elitist cheese photos (aldo), Monday, 18 March 2019 08:44 (six years ago)
I literally loled. This is so true to my experience. A bunch of adolescents with no social skills. Instead of calmly telling people in the group that you were not having fun anymore and perhaps it was best if you went your separate ways, you channeled your unhappiness into in-game beef.
― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 01:16 (six years ago)
In order of acquisition :A BCDEetc
― calstars, Tuesday, 19 March 2019 16:11 (six years ago)
in skyrim my characters were
Ciaran Von Dungeon - a cowardly mage who was trying to assemble a vast library while styling the most splendid hatsOrsson Griefkrieg - a stone-faced cold-hearted unit who seized all available power to bring swift and merciless peaceSwagalocke Mynk - a poorly socialised, spaced-out, keen-eyed hunter who was fond of herbs & roaming aboutLudmilla Bad-Gland - a profoundly cool & murderous fun-loving nocturnal impertinent sneakster
― ogmor, Tuesday, 19 March 2019 16:33 (six years ago)
i was always by the book and named the characters the defaults
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 16:39 (six years ago)