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Personal Hygiene Disaster

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What's the worst personal hygiene disaster you have encoutered, both on yourself and partner (ex or otherwise)?

Chilly, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

shit in pants, okay?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:58 (twenty-one years ago)

was it you? or your partner?
what did u do?

Chilly (Chilly), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 11:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i had a bar of chocolate in my pocket once that i forgot about, got drunk and went to bed. woke up and my hand was covered in BROWN STUFF! I thought, "surely not!" it looked exactly like poo. I had to destroy any kind of dignity that was there and smelt it to find out what it was.

it was shit.

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

ok actually it was chocolate, but the alternate ending sounded more shocking

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha

debden, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha

Chilly (Chilly), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

One time, whilst plucking the hairs between my eyebrows and thus avoiding any possibility of monobrow, I pulled this one random like 3 inch wild random, at which point the folicle from which it was pulled began to bleed profusely. Monobrow averted, blood dripping down face, go dude.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)


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