Personal Hygiene Disaster

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What's the worst personal hygiene disaster you have encoutered, both on yourself and partner (ex or otherwise)?

― Chilly, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:55 (twenty years ago)

shit in pants, okay?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:58 (twenty years ago)

was it you? or your partner?
what did u do?

― Chilly (Chilly), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 11:01 (twenty years ago)

i had a bar of chocolate in my pocket once that i forgot about, got drunk and went to bed. woke up and my hand was covered in BROWN STUFF! I thought, "surely not!" it looked exactly like poo. I had to destroy any kind of dignity that was there and smelt it to find out what it was.

it was shit.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

ok actually it was chocolate, but the alternate ending sounded more shocking

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

hahaha

― debden, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

ha ha

― Chilly (Chilly), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

One time, whilst plucking the hairs between my eyebrows and thus avoiding any possibility of monobrow, I pulled this one random like 3 inch wild random, at which point the folicle from which it was pulled began to bleed profusely. Monobrow averted, blood dripping down face, go dude.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

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